1 00:00:03,459 --> 00:00:05,591 [grand orchestral fanfare playing] 2 00:00:26,221 --> 00:00:28,353 ["So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast playing] 3 00:00:31,443 --> 00:00:34,011 ♪ Ain't nobody dope as me 4 00:00:34,055 --> 00:00:36,013 ♪ I'm dressed so fresh, so clean ♪ 5 00:00:36,057 --> 00:00:37,797 ♪ So fresh and so clean, clean ♪ 6 00:00:37,841 --> 00:00:39,886 ♪ Don't you think I'm so sexy? ♪ 7 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:41,932 ♪ I'm dressed so fresh, so clean... ♪ 8 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:44,413 TEDDY: Oh, my God! 9 00:00:44,456 --> 00:00:46,241 Come on. Man! 10 00:00:46,284 --> 00:00:48,156 ♪ I'm dressed so fresh, so clean... ♪ 11 00:00:48,199 --> 00:00:50,593 [mutters, groans] 12 00:00:50,636 --> 00:00:52,203 I don't know this stuff. 13 00:00:52,247 --> 00:00:53,422 That's not even close. 14 00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:55,511 No. 15 00:00:55,554 --> 00:00:57,426 WOMAN: Teddy! Dinner, baby! 16 00:00:57,469 --> 00:00:59,428 Your father's waiting! 17 00:00:59,471 --> 00:01:03,780 ♪ Created in the attic, we are the coolest mother... ♪ 18 00:01:03,823 --> 00:01:05,782 What do you mean, you're protesting 19 00:01:05,825 --> 00:01:07,305 the State Achievement Test? 20 00:01:07,349 --> 00:01:10,265 Sounds like someone's unprepared. 21 00:01:10,308 --> 00:01:11,744 -I am prepared. -Mmm. 22 00:01:11,788 --> 00:01:13,137 To take a stand. 23 00:01:13,181 --> 00:01:14,617 Pops, those standardized tests 24 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:16,184 are culturally biased. 25 00:01:16,227 --> 00:01:19,274 They want me to calculate the average number of manatees 26 00:01:19,317 --> 00:01:20,797 that are in Florida. 27 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:21,972 What does that have to do 28 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,800 with the African-American experience? 29 00:01:23,843 --> 00:01:25,323 You hear that, Gladys? 30 00:01:25,367 --> 00:01:27,630 We got Minister Louis Farrakhan at the table. 31 00:01:27,673 --> 00:01:29,762 -[chuckling] -You know what, Teddy? 32 00:01:29,806 --> 00:01:31,068 The last time I checked, 33 00:01:31,112 --> 00:01:33,288 your twin sister Denise here is black, 34 00:01:33,331 --> 00:01:36,639 and she pulled a 1500 on the practice test. 35 00:01:36,682 --> 00:01:39,294 -It was actually a 1540, Daddy. -Ah! 36 00:01:39,337 --> 00:01:42,166 You go, girl. That's my baby. [laughing] 37 00:01:42,210 --> 00:01:44,821 Just doing what I do best-- outshining Teddy's butt. 38 00:01:44,864 --> 00:01:46,344 [Denise laughing] 39 00:01:46,388 --> 00:01:49,173 What's this really all about, Teddy Bear? 40 00:01:49,217 --> 00:01:50,305 Hmm? 41 00:01:51,871 --> 00:01:54,135 Do you need help? 42 00:01:54,178 --> 00:01:56,963 Is that what this is all about? 43 00:01:58,922 --> 00:02:00,489 I don't know, Mommy. 44 00:02:00,532 --> 00:02:02,055 I mean... 45 00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:04,449 maybe I do need help. 46 00:02:06,147 --> 00:02:08,540 Help yourself to the goddamn study book. 47 00:02:08,584 --> 00:02:11,935 Hell, you get 400 points just for signing your name. 48 00:02:11,978 --> 00:02:14,198 You do know how to spell your name, don't you? 49 00:02:14,242 --> 00:02:16,505 -T-H-E... What? -[imitating buzzer] 50 00:02:16,548 --> 00:02:17,593 You're wrong. 51 00:02:17,636 --> 00:02:18,985 Ain't no "H" in my name. 52 00:02:21,553 --> 00:02:23,729 She's spelling your legal name. 53 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,210 "Theodore." 54 00:02:26,254 --> 00:02:28,343 Well, there goes those 400 points. 55 00:02:28,386 --> 00:02:31,041 She like a Chinese boy at school. 56 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,782 FATHER: Shut your pie hole! 57 00:02:32,825 --> 00:02:35,915 ["Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor playing] 58 00:02:37,874 --> 00:02:39,310 Everyone take a seat. 59 00:02:46,012 --> 00:02:49,277 [whispering]: T-H-E... 60 00:02:55,283 --> 00:02:58,808 [grunting melody of "Eye of the Tiger"] 61 00:02:58,851 --> 00:03:01,245 Don't even look at him. Stewart's an asshole. 62 00:03:01,289 --> 00:03:05,206 Okay, students, please break the seal on your test books 63 00:03:05,249 --> 00:03:06,337 and begin. 64 00:03:07,773 --> 00:03:09,514 ♪ 65 00:03:17,653 --> 00:03:18,480 [grunts] 66 00:03:19,568 --> 00:03:21,091 [grunts] 67 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:30,840 [grunting] 68 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:33,364 [grunts, shouts] 69 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:39,196 Done. 70 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,763 You finished the whole test? 71 00:03:40,806 --> 00:03:42,504 No, I'm done with this. 72 00:03:42,547 --> 00:03:44,114 I'm finished! 73 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:45,768 Do I look like a sheep to you, Marv? 74 00:03:45,811 --> 00:03:47,248 No. 75 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:49,032 You all can continue to be sheep. 76 00:03:49,075 --> 00:03:50,642 I'm not gonna be nobody's sheep. 77 00:03:50,686 --> 00:03:51,730 Mr. Walker. 78 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:52,949 [bleating] 79 00:03:52,992 --> 00:03:55,081 -[laughs] -I don't know how 80 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:57,258 to make the noise, but you know what I'm trying to say. 81 00:03:57,301 --> 00:03:58,737 Y'all can keep falling for the... 82 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:00,565 for the man's plan if you want to, 83 00:04:00,609 --> 00:04:03,264 but y'all gonna end up in stupid student debt. 84 00:04:03,307 --> 00:04:05,135 You look like bad credit already. 85 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,615 -[laughing] -This whole section right here 86 00:04:06,658 --> 00:04:10,445 reeks of Discover cards, with your broke ass. 87 00:04:10,488 --> 00:04:12,360 I'm gonna be a winner. I'm gonna succeed 88 00:04:12,403 --> 00:04:15,580 in the school of life, doing real stuff. 89 00:04:15,624 --> 00:04:17,147 I'm gonna get me a real fly car, 90 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,888 and I'm gonna have me a nice girl. 91 00:04:18,931 --> 00:04:19,976 Y'all ain't gonna make it. 92 00:04:20,019 --> 00:04:21,673 Ted, get out! 93 00:04:21,717 --> 00:04:22,979 Denise got hair on her titties. 94 00:04:23,022 --> 00:04:24,241 -[gasping] -Cat's out of the bag. 95 00:04:24,285 --> 00:04:25,590 Get out! You're embarrassing us! 96 00:04:25,634 --> 00:04:26,809 TEDDY: Y'all some sheep! 97 00:04:26,852 --> 00:04:28,027 Y'all sheep! 98 00:04:28,071 --> 00:04:29,725 In your face! 99 00:04:29,768 --> 00:04:31,770 Ha-ha, stupid. 100 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:33,294 Now I'm gonna be rolling in the dough. 101 00:04:33,337 --> 00:04:34,295 -[laughs] -[Teddy bleating] 102 00:04:34,338 --> 00:04:35,818 And by the way, Denise... 103 00:04:35,861 --> 00:04:37,559 I think Denise has incredible titties. 104 00:04:37,602 --> 00:04:39,387 Marv, shut up! 105 00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:41,345 ♪ Hey, Jim, you know them old sugar daddies ♪ 106 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:43,086 ♪ They be trickin', they tell them girls ♪ 107 00:04:43,129 --> 00:04:44,392 ♪ I said you could have 108 00:04:44,435 --> 00:04:46,002 ♪ Whatever you like, if you like ♪ 109 00:04:46,045 --> 00:04:47,351 ♪ I said you could have 110 00:04:47,395 --> 00:04:49,353 ♪ Whatever you like, if you like ♪ 111 00:04:49,397 --> 00:04:51,790 ♪ Yeah, yeah, stacks on deck 112 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,488 ♪ Patrón on ice 113 00:04:53,531 --> 00:04:55,446 ♪ And we can pop bottles all night ♪ 114 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:57,056 ♪ And, baby, you could have 115 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,884 ♪ Whatever you like, if you like ♪ 116 00:04:58,928 --> 00:05:00,233 ♪ I said you could have 117 00:05:00,277 --> 00:05:02,235 ♪ Whatever you like, if you like ♪ 118 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:06,805 ♪ Yeah, baby, I could treat you so special, so nice ♪ 119 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,199 ♪ Gas up a jet for you tonight and, baby, you could go ♪ 120 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,810 ♪ Wherever you like, if you like ♪ 121 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,246 ♪ I said you could have 122 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:15,988 ♪ Whatever you like, if you like, yeah ♪ 123 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,470 ♪ Any time you want to, pick up the telephone ♪ 124 00:05:19,514 --> 00:05:22,125 ♪ You know it ain't nothin' to drop a couple stacks... ♪ 125 00:05:22,168 --> 00:05:24,388 This project has taken over my life. 126 00:05:24,432 --> 00:05:26,825 -Come on. -God, I can't wait to sleep. 127 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:28,000 Come here. 128 00:05:28,044 --> 00:05:29,524 -Thank you, baby. -No problem. 129 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:32,483 Oh, I'm so nervous about tonight. 130 00:05:32,527 --> 00:05:33,702 Thank God you're coming. 131 00:05:33,745 --> 00:05:35,138 Why are you nervous? 132 00:05:35,181 --> 00:05:36,574 Lis, you did an amazing job. 133 00:05:36,618 --> 00:05:37,749 You're gonna kill this. 134 00:05:37,793 --> 00:05:39,751 Gonna be the hottest spot in Atlanta. 135 00:05:39,795 --> 00:05:40,970 [sighs] Okay. 136 00:05:41,013 --> 00:05:44,060 Will, uh... will the lovely Maya 137 00:05:44,103 --> 00:05:45,757 be joining us this evening as well? 138 00:05:45,801 --> 00:05:47,498 I don't like him. 139 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:49,195 Chef Clemont invited my entire team 140 00:05:49,239 --> 00:05:51,154 to dinner tonight, so be nice, okay? 141 00:05:51,197 --> 00:05:53,243 -Yes. -Maybe try to compliment her. 142 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,288 -Okay. -Love you. 143 00:05:55,332 --> 00:05:57,508 -Okay. Bye. -Love you. Have a good day. 144 00:05:57,552 --> 00:05:58,683 Hey, Maya! 145 00:05:58,727 --> 00:06:00,424 Hey, Teddy. 146 00:06:00,468 --> 00:06:02,470 Somebody looks extremely attractive today. 147 00:06:02,513 --> 00:06:03,688 Thank you. 148 00:06:03,732 --> 00:06:05,473 Not that I'm looking at you the same way 149 00:06:05,516 --> 00:06:07,692 I look at my woman, because I wouldn't do that. 150 00:06:07,736 --> 00:06:09,433 Let's just go. Let's go. 151 00:06:09,477 --> 00:06:11,783 -I love the weave! -Teddy! 152 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:13,742 Or the wig. Whichever... 153 00:06:13,785 --> 00:06:14,830 This is my hair. 154 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:16,222 -You did that, boo. -Stop. 155 00:06:16,266 --> 00:06:17,833 I'm just going to stop. 156 00:06:17,876 --> 00:06:19,008 You get what I'm trying to do. 157 00:06:19,051 --> 00:06:20,009 He's jealous of your beauty. 158 00:06:20,052 --> 00:06:21,489 I blew it. 159 00:06:21,532 --> 00:06:23,273 I definitely blew that. 160 00:06:24,753 --> 00:06:27,277 ♪ I got a new spring in my step... ♪ 161 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,583 -Oh, look, there's Teddy. -[horn honks] 162 00:06:28,626 --> 00:06:29,845 -Teddy! -Yo, Teddy! 163 00:06:29,888 --> 00:06:31,977 ♪ It's looking pretty good 164 00:06:32,021 --> 00:06:34,197 ♪ Up ahead... 165 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,155 My name is Teddy, and I am here to make 166 00:06:36,199 --> 00:06:37,461 your barbecue dreams come true. 167 00:06:37,505 --> 00:06:39,463 Now, Esther, you're a small woman, 168 00:06:39,507 --> 00:06:41,204 but I know you have a big heart, 169 00:06:41,247 --> 00:06:43,511 which is why I recommend the Big Steel for you. 170 00:06:43,554 --> 00:06:45,774 Not a lot of women can take this much steel, 171 00:06:45,817 --> 00:06:46,992 -but I know you can. -Mmm! 172 00:06:47,036 --> 00:06:49,125 The Pitbull, huh? 173 00:06:49,168 --> 00:06:51,127 ¿Como te llamas? Me llamo Pitbull. 174 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:53,738 !¡Dale![chuckles] 175 00:06:53,782 --> 00:06:55,218 You're not Spanish, are you? 176 00:06:55,261 --> 00:06:57,133 I can see it in your eyes, Morris. 177 00:06:57,176 --> 00:06:58,526 But I can also tell that your wife... 178 00:06:58,569 --> 00:07:00,441 you know, your wife isn't on the same page. 179 00:07:01,572 --> 00:07:03,313 I mean, it's not like she completely 180 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,880 controls the purse strings. 181 00:07:04,923 --> 00:07:07,143 [car horn honking] 182 00:07:07,186 --> 00:07:09,101 Enjoy it. 183 00:07:09,145 --> 00:07:11,016 Don't you let me down. 184 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,453 [clapping] 185 00:07:12,496 --> 00:07:13,541 [laughs] 186 00:07:13,584 --> 00:07:15,368 You better stop it, man. 187 00:07:15,412 --> 00:07:16,587 Don't you start that. 188 00:07:16,631 --> 00:07:17,893 That was a master class. 189 00:07:17,936 --> 00:07:20,025 I couldn't get Bobby Flay to buy that beast. 190 00:07:20,069 --> 00:07:22,114 You know what? Once I saw the man purse, 191 00:07:22,158 --> 00:07:24,116 the guy was putty in my hands. He really was. 192 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,161 [both laughing] 193 00:07:25,204 --> 00:07:26,945 Teddy, I just want you to know 194 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:29,382 you are like the son I never had. 195 00:07:29,426 --> 00:07:31,646 Well, I mean, come on, you got Joe Junior. 196 00:07:33,561 --> 00:07:35,388 Well, yeah, but he's the son I do have, 197 00:07:35,432 --> 00:07:37,782 and I'm just not all that crazy about it. 198 00:07:37,826 --> 00:07:39,262 I mean, look at him. 199 00:07:39,305 --> 00:07:42,178 But my point is this-- all those years ago, 200 00:07:42,221 --> 00:07:44,833 I took a chance on a pimply-faced teenager. 201 00:07:44,876 --> 00:07:47,226 My little Gary Coleman. 202 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:48,619 My little Webster. 203 00:07:48,663 --> 00:07:52,057 And it turned out great for both of us. 204 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:55,408 So I've decided, when I retire... 205 00:07:56,584 --> 00:07:58,803 I'm turning Barbecue City... 206 00:07:58,847 --> 00:08:01,937 over... to you. 207 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:03,808 Excuse me? 208 00:08:03,852 --> 00:08:05,375 -What? -[chuckling] 209 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,246 Uh, don't-don't shit me. 210 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:08,552 I'm serious. 211 00:08:08,596 --> 00:08:10,032 Oh, my God, Joe. 212 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:11,424 I just got-got goose bumps. 213 00:08:11,468 --> 00:08:13,688 -Yes! -I got goose bumps all over. 214 00:08:13,731 --> 00:08:15,559 I don't know what to say, man. Thank you. 215 00:08:15,603 --> 00:08:17,126 No. Thank you... 216 00:08:17,169 --> 00:08:18,519 son. 217 00:08:18,562 --> 00:08:20,651 What you talkin' 'bout, Joe? 218 00:08:20,695 --> 00:08:22,871 -[laughing] -You gotta come here, Mr. Drummond. 219 00:08:22,914 --> 00:08:24,176 Come here. 220 00:08:25,177 --> 00:08:27,310 JOE: All yours, Teddy. 221 00:08:28,529 --> 00:08:30,008 -What do you think? -Oh... 222 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,793 [chuckles] It's amazing. 223 00:08:31,836 --> 00:08:33,011 -Really? -Yeah. 224 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:35,013 But as your unofficial financial advisor, 225 00:08:35,057 --> 00:08:36,319 I'm obligated to tell you 226 00:08:36,362 --> 00:08:38,539 that this ring is way out of your budget. 227 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:39,757 Relax. 228 00:08:39,801 --> 00:08:40,802 Lisa's cool as hell. 229 00:08:40,845 --> 00:08:42,020 She knows who you are. 230 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:43,631 Lisa does not know who I am. 231 00:08:43,674 --> 00:08:46,372 Lisa knows that I'm a successful barbecue salesman. 232 00:08:46,416 --> 00:08:48,200 Marvin knows that Teddy's a high school dropout 233 00:08:48,244 --> 00:08:50,028 that's living paycheck to paycheck 234 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:52,248 'cause I'm with a woman that's way above my weight class. 235 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:54,598 Your life is built on a financial house of cards. 236 00:08:54,642 --> 00:08:56,861 -Stop it. -The Porsche, the duplex. 237 00:08:56,905 --> 00:08:58,689 What are you trying to prove? 238 00:08:58,733 --> 00:09:00,212 Plus, every single time we go out, 239 00:09:00,256 --> 00:09:01,605 she offers to pay for the check. 240 00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:03,259 The day that I let her put down her plastic 241 00:09:03,302 --> 00:09:04,782 is the day that I lose her. 242 00:09:04,826 --> 00:09:06,697 -And you know that. -I don't know why I was so nervous. 243 00:09:06,741 --> 00:09:08,090 -LISA: It's coming together. -Hey. 244 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,831 -Hi. -Lisa. 245 00:09:09,874 --> 00:09:11,484 -Hi! -Bienvenue. 246 00:09:11,528 --> 00:09:14,400 Dude, Lisa's the best thing that ever happened to me. 247 00:09:14,444 --> 00:09:17,142 I don't want to mess this one up, man. 248 00:09:17,186 --> 00:09:19,014 -[laughing]: I told them. -He did. 249 00:09:19,057 --> 00:09:20,276 -[laughter] -He actually said that. 250 00:09:20,319 --> 00:09:21,712 -Ooh. -Look at that. 251 00:09:21,756 --> 00:09:23,061 -That looks amazing. -Some dessert. 252 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,628 -Wow. -Wow. Thank you. 253 00:09:24,672 --> 00:09:26,238 -Mmm. -Thank you so much. -WAITER: Chef Clemont also said 254 00:09:26,282 --> 00:09:27,457 that there will be no check. 255 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,633 This is all on him. 256 00:09:29,677 --> 00:09:31,548 -Wow. -LISA: I knew he would try this. 257 00:09:31,592 --> 00:09:33,550 You know what? Tell him I appreciate it, 258 00:09:33,594 --> 00:09:35,117 -but I insist on paying. -Okay. 259 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,466 -Yeah. -Okay, well, just wait. 260 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,337 Well, hold on, now, honey. 261 00:09:38,381 --> 00:09:39,469 Honey, you don't want to offend him. 262 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:40,862 You're his guest, right? 263 00:09:40,905 --> 00:09:42,559 Trust me, you never take a free meal from a client. 264 00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:43,647 That way, you don't owe them anything. 265 00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:45,301 -That's true. -Thank you, Lisa. 266 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:46,432 -I appreciate it. -You know. 267 00:09:46,476 --> 00:09:47,564 -Um... -WAITER: Whenever you're ready. 268 00:09:47,608 --> 00:09:48,870 LISA: Thank you. 269 00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:50,654 You know what? You know what, then, baby? 270 00:09:50,698 --> 00:09:52,134 If that's the case, sweetie, then let me... 271 00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:53,526 No. Baby, this is my thing. 272 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:55,354 There's like eight of us. I got it. 273 00:09:55,398 --> 00:09:56,965 -You can probably write it off, right? -Yes. 274 00:09:57,008 --> 00:09:59,358 I didn't think about that. It is a business expense. 275 00:09:59,402 --> 00:10:00,664 -Okay. -LISA: Yeah. -Come on. 276 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:01,839 MAYA: W-W-Wait, wait. Hold-hold up, Lis. 277 00:10:01,883 --> 00:10:04,494 It is a business expense, but, Lis... 278 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,452 it's clear that Teddy really wants to treat. 279 00:10:06,496 --> 00:10:10,195 We're all here celebrating you, so let him. 280 00:10:10,239 --> 00:10:11,675 [Teddy sighs quietly] 281 00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:13,242 Right, Teddy? 282 00:10:13,285 --> 00:10:14,896 [chuckles] Yes. 283 00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:15,984 Wow. 284 00:10:16,027 --> 00:10:18,551 Yes. Wh-Why aren't we closer? 285 00:10:18,595 --> 00:10:19,988 -'Cause you get me. -[chuckles] Mmm. 286 00:10:20,031 --> 00:10:21,467 I have it. I got it. 287 00:10:21,511 --> 00:10:22,817 -I love you. -Love you back. 288 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:23,992 Black love. 289 00:10:24,035 --> 00:10:25,602 TEDDY: Okay. 290 00:10:25,646 --> 00:10:27,256 Oh, shit. 291 00:10:27,299 --> 00:10:28,649 All right, Marvin, hit me. 292 00:10:28,692 --> 00:10:30,259 Thank you. 293 00:10:30,302 --> 00:10:31,739 -This is so good. -One of my favorite things that he does. 294 00:10:31,782 --> 00:10:33,523 -That caramel tart, he's known for it. -TEDDY: All right. 295 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,481 Oh, I gotta get in that. 296 00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:37,179 Definitely gonna try that. 297 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:38,571 Uh-uh. 298 00:10:38,615 --> 00:10:39,747 -MAYA: So amazing. -LISA: Aren't these beautiful? 299 00:10:39,790 --> 00:10:41,487 -He did these just for us. -Really? 300 00:10:41,531 --> 00:10:42,924 Yeah. You should try this caramel. 301 00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,490 I'm gonna... I'm gonna take a little bit of it. 302 00:10:44,534 --> 00:10:46,623 -Get in there. -Take me through... take me through... 303 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,190 Lisa, take me through. So this is a chair. 304 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,670 Straight up, it's a chair. 305 00:10:49,713 --> 00:10:50,845 I know that much, but what... tell me about... give me 306 00:10:50,888 --> 00:10:52,063 the Behind the Music about the chair. 307 00:10:52,107 --> 00:10:53,674 Pretend I'm on VH1 or something like that. 308 00:10:53,717 --> 00:10:55,414 Well, actually, these chairs have a very interesting story. 309 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:56,764 They're from Denmark. 310 00:10:56,807 --> 00:10:58,766 -Found them in a warehouse. -MARVIN: Whoa. 311 00:10:58,809 --> 00:11:01,464 Mid-century, modern, kind of rounded. 312 00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:02,683 -MARVIN: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -[groans quietly] 313 00:11:02,726 --> 00:11:04,249 -I know it's blue and... -[plucking sound] 314 00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:05,511 -LISA: I didn't know you were so into chairs. -[grunts] 315 00:11:05,555 --> 00:11:06,948 Oh, you would not believe-- I'll go home, 316 00:11:06,991 --> 00:11:08,514 I'll look at my chair, I get turned on in a second. 317 00:11:08,558 --> 00:11:09,820 -It's just a weird fetish. -You would love these because-- 318 00:11:09,864 --> 00:11:12,301 I don't know if you noticed the cerulean kind of 319 00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:13,519 -undertone of the wallpaper... -Woof. 320 00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:15,870 ...but we wanted to tie it all together, 321 00:11:15,913 --> 00:11:17,741 to kind of offset the harder, more straighter lines, 322 00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:19,525 -and... -What is that? I... 323 00:11:19,569 --> 00:11:21,440 I found this fabric in Italy. It's 100%... 324 00:11:21,484 --> 00:11:22,964 Oh, my God. 325 00:11:23,007 --> 00:11:24,008 [chuckles] 326 00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:25,618 -Oh, my God! -[utensils dropping] 327 00:11:25,662 --> 00:11:27,708 -No, no, no! -What? 328 00:11:27,751 --> 00:11:29,622 Is there a problem with the dessert, sir? 329 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:31,320 I think that's pubic hair in the cake. 330 00:11:31,363 --> 00:11:32,713 GROUP: Oh, my God. 331 00:11:32,756 --> 00:11:34,758 Is that a batch of shorties in my damn dessert? 332 00:11:34,802 --> 00:11:35,759 May I? 333 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:39,545 -I'm sorry, what? -May I please take it? 334 00:11:39,589 --> 00:11:41,330 Literally, I'm telling you what it is. 335 00:11:41,373 --> 00:11:42,505 Uh... 336 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:50,513 This is way too many pubes. 337 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:52,428 What does that mean? 338 00:11:52,471 --> 00:11:53,516 I mean, one is too many. 339 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:54,952 If you could tell the chef. 340 00:11:54,996 --> 00:11:56,519 Thank you. Thank you for taking care of this for us. 341 00:11:56,562 --> 00:11:58,216 I believe you planted these. 342 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,653 -[Lisa gasps] -No, no, no. -What'd you just say? 343 00:12:00,697 --> 00:12:02,481 MARVIN: Stop. I got this. That's insane of you. 344 00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:04,048 I've known this man my entire life. 345 00:12:04,092 --> 00:12:06,398 -He's not a pube planter, sir. -TEDDY: No, no, no. 346 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:08,444 Stop, Marv. Stop. Maybe you planted them. 347 00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:09,793 -What? -Boom. 348 00:12:09,837 --> 00:12:11,577 I risked my life coming to this country 349 00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:13,536 so I can plant pubes on some random guy's cheesecake? 350 00:12:13,579 --> 00:12:14,885 I don't know what you're into, man. 351 00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,800 And I have a flash of news for you, guy. 352 00:12:16,844 --> 00:12:18,889 -I man-scape. -TEDDY: Okay. 353 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:21,109 That's my woman, and that's too much information. 354 00:12:21,152 --> 00:12:23,328 And these are the hairs 355 00:12:23,372 --> 00:12:25,330 of an African-American guy. 356 00:12:25,374 --> 00:12:27,898 -[Lisa gasps] -What? That's racist, man. 357 00:12:27,942 --> 00:12:29,204 It's descriptive. 358 00:12:29,247 --> 00:12:30,858 -"Descriptive," my ass. That's racist. -Luis? 359 00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:33,425 That's what they are-- Afro pubes. 360 00:12:33,469 --> 00:12:34,426 Friends, friends, what is happening? 361 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:35,427 What is happening? 362 00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:36,646 Pubes and racism. 363 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,039 TEDDY: Chef Clemont... 364 00:12:38,082 --> 00:12:39,780 [speaks French] 365 00:12:39,823 --> 00:12:41,085 -Mm-hmm. -All right? I go and take 366 00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:42,217 a bite of my cheesecake. 367 00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:44,001 There's what appears to be pubic hair 368 00:12:44,045 --> 00:12:45,133 in my cake. 369 00:12:45,176 --> 00:12:46,351 That he planted with his 370 00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:48,397 African-American short-and-curlies. 371 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:49,615 Say "African-American" again, 372 00:12:49,659 --> 00:12:50,965 and I'm-a get dark and curly in your ass! 373 00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:53,184 -I will say it again! -All right, say it again! 374 00:12:53,228 --> 00:12:54,838 [clamoring] 375 00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:56,579 CLEMONT: Please, everyone, calm down. 376 00:12:56,622 --> 00:12:58,668 I am mortified by this. I am so sorry here, everyone. 377 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:01,018 -Uh, the meal is on me. -LUIS: No. 378 00:13:01,062 --> 00:13:02,628 This is what he wants. 379 00:13:02,672 --> 00:13:04,239 -Luis, I need to speak to you in the kitchen. -Thank you. 380 00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:05,240 Go in the kitchen, man. 381 00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:06,545 You're going to die. 382 00:13:06,589 --> 00:13:08,373 Luis, I need to speak to you in the kitchen. 383 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:09,722 You messed with the wrong guy. 384 00:13:09,766 --> 00:13:11,115 CLEMONT: Luis, right now. 385 00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:12,334 -Right now. -You better go. 386 00:13:12,377 --> 00:13:13,378 Okay, baby, just... 387 00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:14,640 You better go! 388 00:13:14,684 --> 00:13:16,512 -Gotta be kidding me. -LUIS: Chef, please, 389 00:13:16,555 --> 00:13:18,688 -he's been... -I, uh... I don't want to get into it. 390 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,299 Feel like it's a cloud of racism around me. 391 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,127 -[crickets chirping] -[Lisa sighs] 392 00:13:23,171 --> 00:13:24,520 Teddy, what is going on? 393 00:13:24,563 --> 00:13:26,174 Haven't we had enough surprises tonight? 394 00:13:26,217 --> 00:13:28,002 Well, I promise you 395 00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:30,918 that this one will be worth it, okay? 396 00:13:30,961 --> 00:13:32,310 Oh, my God. 397 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,921 What's all this? 398 00:13:33,964 --> 00:13:37,315 Well, I will tell you what's going on. 399 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,882 So, listen to this. 400 00:13:38,926 --> 00:13:41,842 Joe told me today that when he retires 401 00:13:41,885 --> 00:13:43,713 he's leaving all of this to me. 402 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,498 -Baby, that's amazing. -I mean, it's life-changing. 403 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,761 -Yeah. -And maybe you could 404 00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:51,242 put your touch on this place, change the design, 405 00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:52,853 help take it to the next level? 406 00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,419 I'm so proud of you. Yeah. 407 00:13:54,463 --> 00:13:55,638 -Maybe we expand? -Yes. 408 00:13:55,681 --> 00:13:57,031 -Franchise, even? -Yeah. 409 00:13:57,074 --> 00:13:58,249 Yes. Oh, yeah. 410 00:13:58,293 --> 00:13:59,903 Baby, we-we could do a lot with this place. 411 00:13:59,947 --> 00:14:01,383 First of all, we could change the logo. 412 00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:03,559 "Barbecue Nation." "Barbecue Safari." 413 00:14:03,602 --> 00:14:05,300 I mean, there are so many things we could do. 414 00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:06,692 Honestly, I have so many ideas. 415 00:14:06,736 --> 00:14:07,868 -[Teddy clears throat] -I... 416 00:14:09,957 --> 00:14:11,828 I just know that with you by my side, 417 00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:13,612 that anything is possible. 418 00:14:16,964 --> 00:14:17,921 [gasps] 419 00:14:17,965 --> 00:14:20,097 Oh, my God. 420 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,580 [chuckles softly] 421 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,584 -Yes. -Yes? 422 00:14:28,627 --> 00:14:30,629 -[laughing]: Yes! Yes! -[chuckling]: Yes? 423 00:14:30,673 --> 00:14:32,414 -[Teddy grunts] -LISA: Mmm. 424 00:14:32,457 --> 00:14:34,459 BOTH: Mmm, mmm. 425 00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:36,461 Wait, the ring. Here. 426 00:14:36,505 --> 00:14:37,941 You gotta put the... put the ring on. 427 00:14:37,985 --> 00:14:38,986 Oh, my God. 428 00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:41,379 -I love it. -Let's celebrate, then. 429 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,816 -Huh? You know I had to get some champagne. -Oh, my God. 430 00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:45,818 I said, "Look, uh, my baby gonna like it." 431 00:14:45,862 --> 00:14:47,255 -[gas hissing] -[Lisa chuckling] 432 00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:49,431 TEDDY: Let me pour some champagne for my fiancée. 433 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:50,780 LISA: "Fiancée." 434 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,651 TEDDY: All right, let's make a toast. 435 00:14:52,695 --> 00:14:55,219 -To us. -To us. 436 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:58,005 [both chuckling] 437 00:14:59,136 --> 00:15:00,355 [Teddy sighs, sniffs] 438 00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:01,573 -Baby? -Hmm? 439 00:15:01,617 --> 00:15:02,748 Do you smell gas? 440 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,098 I was nervous, babe. 441 00:15:04,141 --> 00:15:06,448 I didn't know you'd smell it. I tried to... 442 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:07,928 No, that's, um... 443 00:15:07,971 --> 00:15:09,842 Actual... like, the propane? 444 00:15:09,886 --> 00:15:11,322 Why don't you go stand outside, 445 00:15:11,366 --> 00:15:13,455 I'll situate everything in here, and I'll get you home. 446 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:14,630 -Okay. -Love you. 447 00:15:14,673 --> 00:15:15,979 Be ready. 448 00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:17,241 TEDDY: Mm-hmm. 449 00:15:17,285 --> 00:15:18,808 LISA: So, guys... 450 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:22,725 my sweet little Teddy Bear just popped the question. 451 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:26,468 [blows] 452 00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:27,904 And big surprise... 453 00:15:29,079 --> 00:15:30,472 [sighs] 454 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,474 I said yes! 455 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,215 -[electrical buzzing] -Shit! 456 00:15:34,258 --> 00:15:36,217 [Teddy screaming] 457 00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:40,395 -[gasps] -[Teddy groaning] 458 00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:43,398 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 459 00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:45,226 Oh, God! Baby. 460 00:15:45,269 --> 00:15:47,706 [screams, whimpers] 461 00:15:48,707 --> 00:15:49,882 Teddy, are you okay? 462 00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:52,929 I need you to tell my fiancée there's... 463 00:15:52,973 --> 00:15:54,670 there's been an accident. 464 00:15:54,713 --> 00:15:56,628 Baby, it's me. 465 00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:59,327 -[whimpers] -Can you see me? Teddy? 466 00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,198 I'm your fiancée. 467 00:16:01,242 --> 00:16:02,591 Good. 468 00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:04,549 I've been in an accident. 469 00:16:04,593 --> 00:16:05,986 Oh, baby. 470 00:16:06,029 --> 00:16:08,031 [groaning] 471 00:16:09,641 --> 00:16:11,992 MARVIN: So, Joe didn't have insurance? 472 00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:13,689 Yeah, of course he did, Marv. 473 00:16:13,732 --> 00:16:15,821 He took the money and ran off to Florida. 474 00:16:15,865 --> 00:16:17,998 Dude, I've been looking for a job everywhere, man. 475 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:20,174 But there are no decent sales jobs for 476 00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:22,002 an Employee of the Month at Barbecue City. 477 00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:24,308 We'd hire you here, but you need to get your GED. 478 00:16:24,352 --> 00:16:26,963 Think about it. These guys bullshit clients 479 00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:29,357 all day about funds they don't understand. 480 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,445 You would be a natural. 481 00:16:30,488 --> 00:16:32,099 So you're saying that if I graduated 482 00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:34,057 -from high school, that then you could get me a job here? -Yeah. 483 00:16:34,101 --> 00:16:36,364 But you hate school, so why are we even having 484 00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:38,409 -this conversation? -No, no, no. I'm not talking 485 00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:39,671 about going to school. 486 00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:41,282 I'm talking about getting my GED. 487 00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:42,544 And that's different. 488 00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:43,762 See, to get my GED, 489 00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:45,634 all I gotta do is go to the school, 490 00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:46,852 charm the principal a little bit. 491 00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,680 -Right? Get what I want. -Yeah. 492 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:51,031 Which is my GED. Sounds pretty easy to me, Marv. 493 00:16:51,074 --> 00:16:53,990 -If you got your GED... -Huh? 494 00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:55,992 I could probably hook you up. 495 00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:57,515 Listen to me, though. Stop it. Stop, okay? 496 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,909 Do yourself a favor, and do not tell Lisa about this 497 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,215 until it's a done deal. 498 00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:03,869 Now, you know I'm smarter than that, Marv. 499 00:17:03,913 --> 00:17:05,523 You're gonna be a financial analyst? 500 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,959 TEDDY: Yes, I am. 501 00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:09,092 I am, babe, and it starts immediately. 502 00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:11,747 I was talking to Marv, and he says that they could really use 503 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,575 somebody with my skill set at his firm. 504 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:14,750 That's great. 505 00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,099 That's a great opportunity. 506 00:17:16,143 --> 00:17:18,884 Um... yeah, I mean, I'm-I'm... 507 00:17:18,928 --> 00:17:21,757 I'm basically pumped up about it, you know? 508 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,106 -You are so resilient, baby. -Mmm. 509 00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,413 You keep bouncing back. I am so proud of you. 510 00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:26,588 Yep. 511 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:27,806 I love you. 512 00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:29,634 I love you, too. 513 00:17:31,288 --> 00:17:33,595 [vehicle approaching, hip-hop blasting over stereo] 514 00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:35,814 Ma, of course the thong is gonna 515 00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:37,381 cut you in the booty hole. 516 00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:39,296 That's what it do. Look, next time Leon 517 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,690 want to stick somebody in a thong, you tell him 518 00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:43,822 that he need to put it on and get a mirror 519 00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:45,259 and check and see what hisballs do. 520 00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:48,218 I don't care if he isyour pastor. 521 00:17:48,262 --> 00:17:52,048 Do the congregation know he a freak like that? 522 00:17:52,092 --> 00:17:53,397 [chuckles] 523 00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:54,790 Hold on, Mama. 524 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,574 Can I help you, sir? 525 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,141 Um... 526 00:17:58,185 --> 00:18:01,753 I couldn't help but overhear your conversation. 527 00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:03,668 -Excuse me? -You kind of loud. 528 00:18:03,712 --> 00:18:05,148 Well, then get out of my car. 529 00:18:05,192 --> 00:18:06,628 I'm not in your car. I'm clearly in my car. 530 00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:09,021 -No, you're in my car. -You're speaking loud enough... 531 00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:10,806 What are you, the volume control police? 532 00:18:10,849 --> 00:18:11,981 I'm not sure if that's even a thing. 533 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,113 Mind your business. 534 00:18:13,156 --> 00:18:14,810 Your business is becoming my business. 535 00:18:14,853 --> 00:18:16,116 Why don't you work on your windshield? 536 00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:17,639 Now you're really in my business. 537 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:18,727 Probably look like a kaleidoscope 538 00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:19,815 when you look through it. 539 00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:21,033 You know, why don't you just...? 540 00:18:21,077 --> 00:18:22,296 You probably feel like a little honeybee. 541 00:18:22,339 --> 00:18:24,167 -Enough. -Looking at 18 things at one time, 542 00:18:24,211 --> 00:18:25,995 but really you just looking at one thing. 543 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,562 I-I-I'm gonna get in your business now. 544 00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,999 Tell your mother that she can go buy a box of G-strings 545 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,261 with her nasty ass. 546 00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:32,610 You're talking about my mama now? 547 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,786 Any pastor that's putting a thong on his balls 548 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:36,005 ain't right with God. 549 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,876 -Pssh. What? -Don't "pssh" me. 550 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,095 -Pssh. -[grunts] 551 00:18:39,139 --> 00:18:40,096 -[yowls] -[squeaky grunt] 552 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,663 -Yeah. -[stammers] 553 00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,491 -[roars] -[hisses] 554 00:18:43,534 --> 00:18:44,709 I bet that hurt your throat. 555 00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:46,146 Drive your car. 556 00:18:46,189 --> 00:18:46,885 What, Mama? 557 00:18:46,929 --> 00:18:48,191 Your mother's nasty. 558 00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:49,845 Girl, yeah, that's a little ol' burnt leprechaun 559 00:18:49,888 --> 00:18:52,674 sitting next to me at this damn light all in our conversation. 560 00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:55,590 -Excuse me? Hey. -Nah, girl, you know he ain't got no gold. 561 00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:56,765 You know he ain't got no gold. 562 00:18:56,808 --> 00:18:58,158 -How about you grow up? -Bye, boo! 563 00:18:58,201 --> 00:18:59,333 Hey. 564 00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:01,639 Speak... speaking of toast, if you...? 565 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,511 -Goddamn it, Teddy. -[horn honking] 566 00:19:03,554 --> 00:19:04,816 -I gotta work... -MAN: Hey, yo! 567 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,122 -Who you honk...? -Let's go! 568 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,732 I can't even see... Where's my mirror? 569 00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:10,257 -Yo, man! -Hey, who you honking at? 570 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,173 ♪ 571 00:19:25,402 --> 00:19:26,534 [school bell ringing] 572 00:19:26,577 --> 00:19:28,318 STEWART: So, game the system again, 573 00:19:28,362 --> 00:19:29,841 did we, Teddy? 574 00:19:29,885 --> 00:19:31,365 TEDDY: Stewart, what is your problem with me? 575 00:19:31,408 --> 00:19:33,367 My problem with you, Teddy, is that students like you 576 00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,282 bring down the reputation of this high school. 577 00:19:35,325 --> 00:19:36,892 -[mock chattering] -You may have everybody else 578 00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:38,328 at this school fooled, but I know 579 00:19:38,372 --> 00:19:39,938 you're actually covering up for the fact 580 00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:41,549 that you're really just not that smart. 581 00:19:41,592 --> 00:19:44,073 In fact, you might be the dumbest student at this school. 582 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,901 -♪ Uh-oh -♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh♪ 583 00:19:45,944 --> 00:19:48,469 -♪ Yeah♪ - Uh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh♪ 584 00:19:48,512 --> 00:19:51,385 -♪ Uh-oh... -♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...♪ 585 00:19:51,428 --> 00:19:52,777 [chuckling] 586 00:19:52,821 --> 00:19:54,866 [chuckles] 587 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:57,434 I am the music teacher. 588 00:19:57,478 --> 00:20:00,568 I don't know the first thing about teaching biology. 589 00:20:00,611 --> 00:20:02,309 STEWART: Oh, for God sakes! 590 00:20:02,352 --> 00:20:05,094 What part of "there is no musical program" 591 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,835 do you not understand, Trish? 592 00:20:06,878 --> 00:20:08,750 Nobody's getting into Ivy League schools 593 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:10,273 -on a bassoon scholarship. -Oh, shit. 594 00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:12,188 TEDDY: You know, I'm not book smart. 595 00:20:12,232 --> 00:20:14,016 Stewart's smarter than me. 596 00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:15,713 But you know what I'm not? 597 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,411 I'm not a freak of nature, Stew. 598 00:20:17,454 --> 00:20:18,673 Uh-oh, Stew. 599 00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:20,065 Don't do this, Teddy. 600 00:20:20,109 --> 00:20:21,763 Hey, quick question, everybody. 601 00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:24,809 Has anybody here ever seen Stewart with his shirt off? 602 00:20:24,853 --> 00:20:26,811 It's a birthmark. It's a birthmark! 603 00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:29,249 -If it's a birthmark, let us see it right now. -Prove it. 604 00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:31,251 You all want to see my birthmark? 605 00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:32,469 -STUDENTS: Yes! -Come on! I'm dying! 606 00:20:32,513 --> 00:20:33,688 I'll prove it. See? 607 00:20:33,731 --> 00:20:35,559 [students yelling and gasping] 608 00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:38,301 It's a birthmark! 609 00:20:38,345 --> 00:20:40,477 You got a pig's butthole on your chest, man. 610 00:20:40,521 --> 00:20:42,827 There's no hole in it, so how could it be a butthole? 611 00:20:42,871 --> 00:20:44,829 TEDDY: You got a third nipple, man! 612 00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:46,570 Who's next, Dolores? 613 00:20:46,614 --> 00:20:48,529 This young man right here. 614 00:20:50,095 --> 00:20:53,185 [chuckling]: Hey. What's up, Stewart? 615 00:20:54,883 --> 00:20:57,625 [sighs] We had good times, didn't we? 616 00:20:57,668 --> 00:21:00,367 I laugh at how much we laughed. 617 00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:03,108 [chuckling]: That's some... 618 00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:09,637 [Teddy sighs] 619 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:10,986 So, uh... 620 00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:12,988 how long you been the principal, man? 621 00:21:13,031 --> 00:21:14,206 Going on two years. 622 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,817 -Wow. -Yeah. Wasn't easy, 623 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:20,343 but, uh, cleaned this place up using my brain and my bat. 624 00:21:20,387 --> 00:21:22,476 As opposed to when we went to high school, 625 00:21:22,519 --> 00:21:25,000 now, if you have a "D" average, you're out. 626 00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:26,349 Can you do that? 627 00:21:26,393 --> 00:21:28,220 I can do whatever I want, Teddy. 628 00:21:29,396 --> 00:21:30,875 This my house. 629 00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:33,487 I'm sorry, what... what was that last part? 630 00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:34,879 I said look around you. 631 00:21:35,619 --> 00:21:39,319 This is... my... 632 00:21:39,362 --> 00:21:41,321 house. 633 00:21:43,192 --> 00:21:45,542 Excuse me for asking, but are you doing a black voice? 634 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:47,718 No, no. Not a black voice. 635 00:21:47,762 --> 00:21:49,416 -You sure? -I don't hear color. 636 00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:52,506 -Mmm. -What brings you back to Piedmont, Mr. Walker? 637 00:21:52,549 --> 00:21:55,378 Right now I'm transitioning from an amazing job in sales 638 00:21:55,422 --> 00:21:57,380 to a job in finance, and the only thing 639 00:21:57,424 --> 00:21:59,513 that's really holding up this transition 640 00:21:59,556 --> 00:22:01,776 is me not having my GED. 641 00:22:01,819 --> 00:22:03,952 So, I don't know, I was thinking maybe I could 642 00:22:03,995 --> 00:22:06,084 get you to cross some T's, dot some I's. 643 00:22:06,128 --> 00:22:07,956 -[chuckling] -Maybe you could do 644 00:22:07,999 --> 00:22:09,697 a favor for an old friend. 645 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,960 [sighs] Some things just never change, huh, Teddy? 646 00:22:12,003 --> 00:22:13,788 You want me to help you 647 00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:17,226 find a shortcut to getting your diploma. 648 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,358 No. 649 00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:19,533 Yes. 650 00:22:19,576 --> 00:22:21,099 Hmm. 651 00:22:21,143 --> 00:22:23,711 I wish I could. I really do. 652 00:22:23,754 --> 00:22:25,103 But you would have to go 653 00:22:25,147 --> 00:22:28,237 to night school to learn how to pass the GED test, 654 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,979 and unfortunately, we don't offer night school here. 655 00:22:31,022 --> 00:22:33,242 I'm so sorry, Teddy. 656 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:35,375 Let me walk you out. 657 00:22:39,117 --> 00:22:40,249 [Teddy groans] 658 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,424 -[loud bang] -[student gasps] 659 00:22:41,468 --> 00:22:43,165 Remove the Beats by Andre, Rudy. 660 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,080 School policy-- no headphones on campus 661 00:22:45,123 --> 00:22:46,690 unless you're using Rosetta Stone. 662 00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:49,084 Hey, uh... hey, Stew, you think you're taking 663 00:22:49,127 --> 00:22:51,086 the right approach here with these kids? 664 00:22:51,129 --> 00:22:52,696 They look a little stressed out, man. 665 00:22:52,740 --> 00:22:55,960 I am preparing them for the real world, Teddy, okay? 666 00:22:56,004 --> 00:22:58,006 I may not be their best friend, 667 00:22:58,049 --> 00:23:00,008 -but everyone here respects me. -Okay. 668 00:23:00,051 --> 00:23:02,271 -What the fuck, Stewart? -Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey. 669 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,229 Let's watch the language, please, Miss Carter. 670 00:23:04,273 --> 00:23:06,667 Why did you add AP Calculus to my class load, 671 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:08,451 knowing good and well I already have 672 00:23:08,495 --> 00:23:10,366 five units to teach plus night school? 673 00:23:10,410 --> 00:23:12,107 -It's too much. -Wait, hold on. 674 00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:14,414 You're... you're the night school teacher? 675 00:23:14,457 --> 00:23:16,416 No, I'm just a bitch that like to wear blouses. 676 00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:17,895 Yes, I'm the night school teacher. 677 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,810 Did you bring me some dried shamrocks, leprechaun? 678 00:23:19,854 --> 00:23:21,029 TEDDY: It's still not funny. 679 00:23:21,072 --> 00:23:22,334 Wait, well, hold up. 680 00:23:22,378 --> 00:23:23,945 Stew, why'd you just tell me that you 681 00:23:23,988 --> 00:23:24,989 don't have night school here? 682 00:23:25,033 --> 00:23:26,469 Why would you say that? 683 00:23:26,513 --> 00:23:30,168 I said that because Teddy and I went to school together. 684 00:23:30,212 --> 00:23:33,302 He is, quite frankly, a terrible student, 685 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:35,173 and I did not want that element in here. 686 00:23:35,217 --> 00:23:37,088 I don't care if he's as dumb as a Minion. 687 00:23:37,132 --> 00:23:39,003 He is welcome to take my class if he wants. 688 00:23:39,047 --> 00:23:40,918 Thank you. Thank you for that. 689 00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:42,746 You're welcome. 'Cause you-you need it. 690 00:23:42,790 --> 00:23:45,314 Carrie, can we just take down the 'tude? 691 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:46,794 -'Tude? Really? -No, I'm... 692 00:23:46,837 --> 00:23:48,404 You haven't even seen the beginning of this attitude. 693 00:23:48,448 --> 00:23:50,580 -Oh, I-I... -Wait, say that to me again. 694 00:23:50,624 --> 00:23:51,625 I apologize. 695 00:23:51,668 --> 00:23:52,930 That was a poor choice of words. 696 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:55,367 I just mean I need you to show me the respect 697 00:23:55,411 --> 00:23:57,152 that you would show your boss. 698 00:23:57,195 --> 00:23:58,588 Because this is your house, right? 699 00:23:58,632 --> 00:24:00,111 Oh, you... you did the black voice thing with him? 700 00:24:00,155 --> 00:24:01,330 It's not a black voice. 701 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,288 In actuality, not a black voice. 702 00:24:03,332 --> 00:24:04,681 No, you do a black voice. 703 00:24:04,725 --> 00:24:06,291 You don't remember when you was in that meeting, 704 00:24:06,335 --> 00:24:08,076 you was like, "We gonna get it lit up in here. 705 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,077 This meeting lit!" 706 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,208 It was very lit. 707 00:24:10,252 --> 00:24:11,471 CARRIE: You did it at the staff meeting 708 00:24:11,514 --> 00:24:13,734 when you were like, "I keep it one hundred." 709 00:24:13,777 --> 00:24:15,300 When have I never kept it one hunnid? 710 00:24:15,344 --> 00:24:18,390 When you added that AP Calculus to my class load. 711 00:24:18,434 --> 00:24:21,002 All right, agree to disagree. Listen, I hate to break up 712 00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:23,221 this pleasure party of delusion, 713 00:24:23,265 --> 00:24:24,571 but I have work to do. 714 00:24:24,614 --> 00:24:26,747 -Wow. -So, if you'll excuse me... 715 00:24:27,878 --> 00:24:30,533 I'm-a do my thang. 716 00:24:30,577 --> 00:24:32,143 [scoffs] 717 00:24:32,187 --> 00:24:34,581 That's... that's a black voice. 718 00:24:34,624 --> 00:24:36,583 -STEWART: Look alive, people! -[students gasp] 719 00:24:36,626 --> 00:24:39,368 Let's move with purpose! Go, go, go, go, go! 720 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,065 -Hey. Hey. -No loitering in my hall! 721 00:24:41,109 --> 00:24:43,851 Can... can he really do that? Can he keep me from going here? 722 00:24:43,894 --> 00:24:46,897 No, he can't. As a matter of fact, here's a textbook. 723 00:24:46,941 --> 00:24:49,204 I'm actually going to set up the class right now 724 00:24:49,247 --> 00:24:51,119 for our first session of the semester. 725 00:24:51,162 --> 00:24:52,512 We start at 7:00. 726 00:24:52,555 --> 00:24:54,557 Yeah, but this-this book is just kind of thick. 727 00:24:54,601 --> 00:24:57,560 [chuckling]: I thought it would be more like a leaflet. 728 00:24:58,735 --> 00:25:00,345 [sniffs] 729 00:25:00,389 --> 00:25:02,696 You thought you could cram four years of high school 730 00:25:02,739 --> 00:25:03,784 into a leaflet? 731 00:25:03,827 --> 00:25:05,307 -No. -Maybe you are 732 00:25:05,350 --> 00:25:07,135 -as dumb as Stewart says. -Wait, wait, no, no, no, no. 733 00:25:07,178 --> 00:25:08,266 No, no, I didn't... I didn't think that. 734 00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:09,529 -Go to the library, then. -I just... 735 00:25:09,572 --> 00:25:10,878 -I'll hold on... -Little scrawny midget! 736 00:25:10,921 --> 00:25:12,401 I'll hold on to it. 737 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:13,924 -Mm-hmm. -I'm trippin'. 738 00:25:13,968 --> 00:25:16,231 I'm thinking along the lines of traffic school. 739 00:25:16,274 --> 00:25:18,276 Look, come or not-- makes me no difference. 740 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,235 I don't get paid by the head. 741 00:25:20,278 --> 00:25:22,193 Or maybe you can find a night school 742 00:25:22,237 --> 00:25:24,021 that does teach from a leaflet. 743 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:25,501 You-you know of one that...? 744 00:25:25,545 --> 00:25:27,285 No, no, no. I'm-I'm gonna keep it. 745 00:25:28,635 --> 00:25:30,245 Have a good one. 746 00:25:30,288 --> 00:25:32,726 TEDDY: Marv, I do not know about this GED thing. 747 00:25:32,769 --> 00:25:34,684 I don't, man. The teacher is tough as hell. 748 00:25:34,728 --> 00:25:36,643 Hold on. Marv, let me hit you back. 749 00:25:36,686 --> 00:25:37,644 Yo! 750 00:25:37,687 --> 00:25:38,906 Oh, shit! 751 00:25:38,949 --> 00:25:40,603 Hold up! Stop, stop! 752 00:25:40,647 --> 00:25:42,692 -What you doing? -What's it look like I'm doing? 753 00:25:42,736 --> 00:25:44,912 Uh, it look like you towing my car. 754 00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:46,348 Did I park in a handicap spot? 755 00:25:46,391 --> 00:25:48,089 You've missed the last four payments on that car. 756 00:25:48,132 --> 00:25:49,481 It's getting repossessed. 757 00:25:49,525 --> 00:25:51,092 You gonna take my car with my baby in the back? 758 00:25:51,135 --> 00:25:53,224 Don't see no goddamn baby in there. 759 00:25:53,268 --> 00:25:56,401 The baby right there. [imitates crying baby] 760 00:25:56,445 --> 00:25:58,882 -You don't hear that? -I don't think so. 761 00:25:58,926 --> 00:26:00,884 Hey, man, I said don't do it. 762 00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:03,191 I'm not playing. 763 00:26:03,234 --> 00:26:04,279 Get out of the way, dude. 764 00:26:04,322 --> 00:26:05,976 Stop, man. 765 00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:07,108 I got my baby in here! 766 00:26:07,151 --> 00:26:08,675 -The car is leaving. -[stammers] 767 00:26:08,718 --> 00:26:10,328 -Get out of the way, dude. -I'll show you leaving. 768 00:26:10,372 --> 00:26:11,765 -Come on, man. -I've got something for your ass. 769 00:26:11,808 --> 00:26:13,854 -[engine starts, revs] -Get out of the car. 770 00:26:13,897 --> 00:26:15,856 [tires squealing] 771 00:26:15,899 --> 00:26:18,249 [yells] 772 00:26:18,293 --> 00:26:20,208 -You want to play that game? -Yeah! 773 00:26:20,251 --> 00:26:22,602 -You want to see something? -Come on, then! 774 00:26:24,168 --> 00:26:25,517 [screaming] 775 00:26:25,561 --> 00:26:26,823 -Bye. -[screaming continues] 776 00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:27,868 Dumb-ass. 777 00:26:27,911 --> 00:26:29,130 Oh, God! 778 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:31,088 [students groaning and gasping] 779 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,916 Glad y'all enjoyed the show. 780 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,439 [Teddy yells] 781 00:26:34,483 --> 00:26:37,617 TEDDY: Tell my fiancée I got in another accident! 782 00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:39,575 ♪ 783 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,494 TEDDY: Uh... 784 00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:47,844 -Carrie, right? -Oh. 785 00:26:47,888 --> 00:26:49,716 So, even though we got textbook-sized textbooks, 786 00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:50,760 you decided to join us. 787 00:26:50,804 --> 00:26:53,284 -[chuckles] -Well, grab a seat. 788 00:26:53,328 --> 00:26:54,764 We'll get started in a few. 789 00:26:54,808 --> 00:26:57,419 Uh, okay, before I do that-- now, I know we got off 790 00:26:57,462 --> 00:26:59,203 on the wrong foot, so I was thinking. 791 00:26:59,247 --> 00:27:01,858 I don't know... I don't know if you had time for dinner or not, 792 00:27:01,902 --> 00:27:03,686 so I took it upon myself 793 00:27:03,730 --> 00:27:06,428 to go and get you one of my personal favorites. 794 00:27:06,471 --> 00:27:08,212 It's the best Mexican here in the A. 795 00:27:08,256 --> 00:27:09,649 Oh. Thank you. 796 00:27:09,692 --> 00:27:11,563 That is so thoughtful of you, Teddy. 797 00:27:11,607 --> 00:27:13,870 -[chuckles] -So, check this out. 798 00:27:13,914 --> 00:27:15,829 I went through some of your old high school records. 799 00:27:15,872 --> 00:27:17,178 -Uh-huh. -Math, 800 00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:20,834 science, English-- you was a horrible student. 801 00:27:20,877 --> 00:27:22,531 What was going on with you then? 802 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:23,750 Was you being abused or something? 803 00:27:23,793 --> 00:27:25,360 [chuckles] Carrie, the thing with me 804 00:27:25,403 --> 00:27:27,710 is I prefer to use the world as my classroom. 805 00:27:27,754 --> 00:27:30,844 And to be honest with you, I'm not a... 806 00:27:30,887 --> 00:27:33,194 I'm not like the rest of these folks. 807 00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:36,240 I'm just not what you would call a night school person. 808 00:27:36,284 --> 00:27:39,766 So I figure, maybe you and I can look out for one another. 809 00:27:39,809 --> 00:27:41,419 You help me, I help you. 810 00:27:41,463 --> 00:27:43,160 You got my back, I got your back. 811 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:45,162 Whatever, but it's just a conversation. 812 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:47,034 So enjoy your tacos. 813 00:27:47,077 --> 00:27:49,906 That smile can light up a room, can't it? [chuckles] 814 00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:56,260 I ain't going there. 815 00:28:00,047 --> 00:28:02,310 [Teddy humming under breath] 816 00:28:12,755 --> 00:28:15,627 MAN: Remember me, pendejo? 817 00:28:20,807 --> 00:28:23,331 Well, if it isn't Pubey McGee. 818 00:28:23,374 --> 00:28:26,029 The cheesecake puber is here, huh? 819 00:28:26,073 --> 00:28:27,509 Surprised to see me, bro? 820 00:28:27,552 --> 00:28:29,467 You shouldn't be, considering that you got me fired. 821 00:28:29,511 --> 00:28:32,427 -I did not get you fired. -Yes, you did. 822 00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:33,645 TEDDY: I worked in customer service 823 00:28:33,689 --> 00:28:35,082 for a long time. Everybody knows that 824 00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:37,084 -the customer is always right. -[Carrie clears throat] 825 00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:40,087 -Tips are my livelihood. -I had a 20 coming your way. 826 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:41,610 LUIS: The bill was $800. 827 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,047 I had a buck sixty coming to me, man. 828 00:28:44,091 --> 00:28:46,093 -Okay. That's your fault. -CARRIE: Okay, let's begin. 829 00:28:46,136 --> 00:28:48,138 Who here likes tacos? 830 00:28:48,182 --> 00:28:50,314 -MAN: Oh! Oh, oh. -Ooh! 831 00:28:50,358 --> 00:28:52,534 -[chuckling] -They vegetarian? 832 00:28:52,577 --> 00:28:54,797 'Cause I don't eat meat unless it's barbecue. 833 00:28:54,841 --> 00:28:56,451 Let's see what Teddy brought us. 834 00:28:56,494 --> 00:28:58,627 Uh, we got carne asada. 835 00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:00,063 -There you go. -[chuckles] 836 00:29:00,107 --> 00:29:01,412 There's, uh, al pastor. 837 00:29:01,456 --> 00:29:02,762 -Oh, thanks. -You... you like that? Um... 838 00:29:02,805 --> 00:29:03,937 Carnitas? You like carnitas? 839 00:29:03,980 --> 00:29:05,373 -There you go, girl. -WOMAN: Ooh! 840 00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:06,940 -Uh... uh, excuse me. -Hey! 841 00:29:06,983 --> 00:29:10,204 Carrie, I-I had actually got those tacos for you to eat. 842 00:29:10,247 --> 00:29:11,422 I know. 843 00:29:11,466 --> 00:29:13,598 See, class, Teddy went to... 844 00:29:13,642 --> 00:29:16,427 Cactus House to try to win me over. 845 00:29:16,471 --> 00:29:17,689 But here's the deal, Teddy. 846 00:29:17,733 --> 00:29:19,343 If you're trying to kiss my ass, 847 00:29:19,387 --> 00:29:21,563 you're gonna have to come a little bit better than that. 848 00:29:21,606 --> 00:29:23,347 I'm talking, like, steamed lobster 849 00:29:23,391 --> 00:29:25,306 inside a macaroni and cheese, 850 00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:26,829 with a side of broccolini. 851 00:29:26,873 --> 00:29:28,875 You know what I'm saying? Something fancy. 852 00:29:28,918 --> 00:29:30,877 Not no fast food place where I could 853 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,227 go buy this with my own little raggedy paycheck. 854 00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:34,968 Well, there's actually a... 855 00:29:35,011 --> 00:29:36,970 there's actually a special guacamole... 856 00:29:37,013 --> 00:29:40,974 If you want to succeed in my class, 857 00:29:41,017 --> 00:29:42,236 you need to do the work. 858 00:29:42,279 --> 00:29:43,411 It's just that simple. 859 00:29:43,454 --> 00:29:44,760 -Yes? -Uh, quick question. 860 00:29:44,804 --> 00:29:47,807 Uh, so "yes" on the steamed lobster? 861 00:29:47,850 --> 00:29:49,547 No, sir. 862 00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:52,289 That's what I like to call "a teachable moment." 863 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,814 Okay, so no lobster. 864 00:29:54,857 --> 00:29:58,078 Um, all right, let's go ahead and do some introductions. 865 00:29:58,121 --> 00:29:59,209 I'll start. 866 00:29:59,253 --> 00:30:00,428 My name is Carrie. 867 00:30:00,471 --> 00:30:01,864 During the day, I teach 868 00:30:01,908 --> 00:30:03,866 way too many classes for way too little money. 869 00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:06,695 So I'm here to try to make a little extra cash 870 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:11,091 so I can afford such luxuries as rent and antibiotics. 871 00:30:11,134 --> 00:30:14,485 'Cause this job makes me sick sometimes. 872 00:30:14,529 --> 00:30:16,792 [chuckles] Uh, you're next. 873 00:30:16,836 --> 00:30:18,489 Yes, you. 874 00:30:18,533 --> 00:30:20,491 As-salaam alaikum. 875 00:30:20,535 --> 00:30:22,102 What up, though? 876 00:30:22,145 --> 00:30:23,799 Jaylen's the name. 877 00:30:23,843 --> 00:30:25,845 I've been working for the last 14 years 878 00:30:25,888 --> 00:30:27,368 at the MacArthur Bottling Plant 879 00:30:27,411 --> 00:30:29,109 and just got replaced by a robot. 880 00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:32,286 And my rib, my Cleopatra, 881 00:30:32,329 --> 00:30:33,983 my queen, my bottom bitch, 882 00:30:34,027 --> 00:30:36,725 my wife of 14 years, she was like, "Yo, 883 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:39,380 "if you want options, you gonna have to get your GED. 884 00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:41,034 "It's either that or end up cleaning rooms 885 00:30:41,077 --> 00:30:43,863 at the Best Western for half your salary." 886 00:30:43,906 --> 00:30:45,908 And if you know Jay, that ain't gonna work. 887 00:30:45,952 --> 00:30:48,911 Hey, let me... let me just say this, 888 00:30:48,955 --> 00:30:51,218 okay, while I got the platform. 889 00:30:51,261 --> 00:30:54,874 For me, I first got woke when I seen Terminator, 890 00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:58,616 and I realized it wasn't just a movie; 891 00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:00,009 it was prophecy. 892 00:31:00,053 --> 00:31:02,751 First identified by the 3.5-Percenters, 893 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,231 but that's another conversation. 894 00:31:04,274 --> 00:31:05,885 Let's just put it like this. 895 00:31:05,928 --> 00:31:08,235 The revolution will not be roboticized. 896 00:31:08,278 --> 00:31:09,671 Mm-hmm. 897 00:31:09,714 --> 00:31:11,281 Not on Jay's watch. 898 00:31:11,325 --> 00:31:12,979 Huh? 899 00:31:13,022 --> 00:31:14,806 Real nigga shit. 900 00:31:14,850 --> 00:31:15,982 -Huh? -CARRIE: Thank you, Jaylen. 901 00:31:16,025 --> 00:31:17,592 I'll make sure I don't bring my Roomba 902 00:31:17,635 --> 00:31:18,723 to the next class. 903 00:31:18,767 --> 00:31:21,117 My wife takes rumba classes. 904 00:31:21,161 --> 00:31:23,250 -I don't get it. -CARRIE: Let's keep it moving. 905 00:31:23,293 --> 00:31:24,642 Uh, how about you, ma'am? 906 00:31:24,686 --> 00:31:26,340 -Yeah. -Oh. 907 00:31:26,383 --> 00:31:27,776 Okay. Hi, gang. 908 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:28,995 My name is Theresa, 909 00:31:29,038 --> 00:31:30,866 and I dropped out of high school 910 00:31:30,910 --> 00:31:33,086 when I was pregnant with my first child. 911 00:31:33,129 --> 00:31:34,739 My now-husband, Randy, 912 00:31:34,783 --> 00:31:36,654 well, we got married after he knocked me up. 913 00:31:36,698 --> 00:31:38,091 Then we had two more kids, so we have 914 00:31:38,134 --> 00:31:39,875 three little rascals now, and it's fun. 915 00:31:39,919 --> 00:31:41,398 -[imitates gunshot] -We're just a little underwater 916 00:31:41,442 --> 00:31:43,966 right now, so I wanted to get my GED and hopefully 917 00:31:44,010 --> 00:31:46,316 enter the workforce before it's too late 918 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,145 and we have to live in Randy's parents' laundry room. 919 00:31:55,021 --> 00:31:56,631 I'm blessed. 920 00:31:56,674 --> 00:31:58,241 So blessed. 921 00:31:58,285 --> 00:31:59,764 God is good. 922 00:31:59,808 --> 00:32:01,810 That's what's up. 923 00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:03,377 CARRIE: Uh, how about you, young lady? 924 00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:04,813 Oh. 925 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:07,076 Hey, uh, what's up? I'm Mila. 926 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,948 I got kicked out of my high school 927 00:32:08,991 --> 00:32:10,558 because they found some Molly in my locker. 928 00:32:10,601 --> 00:32:11,994 -Mm-hmm. -And I can avoid juvie 929 00:32:12,038 --> 00:32:14,649 if I get my GED, so here I am. 930 00:32:14,692 --> 00:32:16,912 -I'm so psyched. -Cool. 931 00:32:16,956 --> 00:32:20,220 Look at you all cute, making America great again. 932 00:32:20,263 --> 00:32:22,657 -Bitch. -[scoffs] 933 00:32:22,700 --> 00:32:24,311 So, what's your story, guy? 934 00:32:24,354 --> 00:32:26,530 Um, my name is Luis Flores. 935 00:32:26,574 --> 00:32:28,619 I had a great job as a waiter. 936 00:32:28,663 --> 00:32:30,578 Lot of money in tips. 937 00:32:30,621 --> 00:32:33,407 Until I was fired without cause. 938 00:32:33,450 --> 00:32:34,974 No reason at all. 939 00:32:35,017 --> 00:32:36,758 [whispers]: Fired. 940 00:32:37,933 --> 00:32:39,674 I don't know why... I have no idea 941 00:32:39,717 --> 00:32:41,328 why he's looking at me. I don't... 942 00:32:41,371 --> 00:32:42,677 It's fine. 943 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,026 It's just a sign that it's time 944 00:32:44,070 --> 00:32:45,549 for me to do something different. 945 00:32:45,593 --> 00:32:47,029 You see, I came to this country 946 00:32:47,073 --> 00:32:48,813 from Mexico to fulfill my dream 947 00:32:48,857 --> 00:32:50,206 of being a singer/songwriter. 948 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:51,773 Oh, like Julio Iglesias? 949 00:32:51,816 --> 00:32:54,471 No, not like Julio Iglesias. 950 00:32:54,515 --> 00:32:56,169 He sucks. 951 00:32:56,212 --> 00:32:58,475 More like Justin Bieber 952 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:01,870 or Justin Timberlake or T-Pain. 953 00:33:01,913 --> 00:33:05,047 [laughs] Wait, wait, wait, wait. 954 00:33:05,091 --> 00:33:08,050 Aren't you a little old to, like, be a pop star now? 955 00:33:08,094 --> 00:33:09,921 Aren't you a little young to die? 956 00:33:11,575 --> 00:33:13,360 That's what's up. 957 00:33:13,403 --> 00:33:17,407 But now I'm going to become a dental "hy-enist." 958 00:33:17,451 --> 00:33:20,323 'Cause I have great teeth. 959 00:33:20,367 --> 00:33:22,325 So I think I'd be a natural. 960 00:33:22,369 --> 00:33:24,023 A what? 961 00:33:24,066 --> 00:33:25,937 Dental hy-enist. 962 00:33:26,982 --> 00:33:28,331 Maybe you should see one. 963 00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:31,900 'Cause, you know what, pretty stinky, guys. 964 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:33,380 MAN: All right. Hey, everybody. 965 00:33:33,423 --> 00:33:34,598 I'm Mackenzie. 966 00:33:34,642 --> 00:33:36,209 Uh, they call me Big Mac. 967 00:33:36,252 --> 00:33:38,080 Oh, we love McDonald's. 968 00:33:38,124 --> 00:33:39,386 What? 969 00:33:39,429 --> 00:33:41,475 McDonald's. 970 00:33:41,518 --> 00:33:42,911 I'm sorry, what? 971 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,087 From the burger joint, Mickey D's. 972 00:33:46,349 --> 00:33:47,916 Ronald McDonald's. 973 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,353 "Two all-beef patties, 974 00:33:50,397 --> 00:33:51,746 "special sauce, lettuce, cheese, 975 00:33:51,789 --> 00:33:54,183 -on a sesame-seed bun." -Hmm. 976 00:33:54,227 --> 00:33:55,880 Never heard of it? 977 00:33:55,924 --> 00:33:58,796 [whimpers, groans] 978 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,104 Ooh, it's gonna be a long semester. 979 00:34:02,148 --> 00:34:04,411 -Go on. -MACKENZIE: Well, anyway, 980 00:34:04,454 --> 00:34:08,763 uh, my knees and my back are really jacked up 981 00:34:08,806 --> 00:34:11,244 from working at He-Man Movers for 30 years, 982 00:34:11,287 --> 00:34:15,074 so I decided to get my GED so that I could move up 983 00:34:15,117 --> 00:34:17,641 to a management position, get off the truck. 984 00:34:17,685 --> 00:34:20,079 And my son-- we call him Little Mac-- 985 00:34:20,122 --> 00:34:22,081 he has decided to drop out of school. 986 00:34:22,124 --> 00:34:24,866 So I made a deal with him: I get my GED, 987 00:34:24,909 --> 00:34:26,607 he gets his diploma. 988 00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:27,825 [chuckles] 989 00:34:27,869 --> 00:34:30,089 Little reverse psychology. 990 00:34:30,132 --> 00:34:31,438 All right. 991 00:34:31,481 --> 00:34:32,787 And what's your name? 992 00:34:32,830 --> 00:34:34,441 Hey, yo, what up? I'm Bobby. 993 00:34:34,484 --> 00:34:36,269 That's what... that's what I'm talking about. 994 00:34:36,312 --> 00:34:39,141 That's Illuminati. That's what I'm saying. 995 00:34:39,185 --> 00:34:41,056 See, the nigga here, but he ain't here. 996 00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,884 It's like they watching you, 997 00:34:42,927 --> 00:34:44,668 and you think you watching them. 998 00:34:44,712 --> 00:34:45,713 That's what they do. 999 00:34:45,756 --> 00:34:47,454 So you got Bobby Digital. 1000 00:34:47,497 --> 00:34:49,282 He here, but he not. 1001 00:34:49,325 --> 00:34:50,631 That's Tupac Coachella. 1002 00:34:50,674 --> 00:34:51,675 [chuckling]: You know what I'm saying? 1003 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,547 And he in the... You see? 1004 00:34:53,590 --> 00:34:55,636 -Y'all don't...? -All right, um... 1005 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:57,812 That probably ain't even a real nigga. Hey. 1006 00:34:57,855 --> 00:35:00,031 Are you on crack? It's-it's Skype. 1007 00:35:00,075 --> 00:35:02,817 [sighs] Whew, boy, it's hard to be woke. 1008 00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:03,992 [chuckles] 1009 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,863 It's hard to be woke. 1010 00:35:06,777 --> 00:35:08,997 What is "woke"? 1011 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,913 Okay, well, welcome, everyone. 1012 00:35:11,956 --> 00:35:13,001 Really nice. We've all met. 1013 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:14,437 Well, we didn't, uh... 1014 00:35:14,481 --> 00:35:16,309 we didn't meet... we didn't meet everyone. 1015 00:35:16,352 --> 00:35:18,659 -I didn't, uh... -Teddy, uh, earlier, 1016 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,269 you said, unlike these folks, 1017 00:35:20,313 --> 00:35:22,793 you're not a night school type of person, 1018 00:35:22,837 --> 00:35:25,796 so I didn't think you cared. 1019 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,624 JAYLEN: Is that right? 1020 00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:29,322 TEDDY: Well, you didn't... 1021 00:35:29,365 --> 00:35:31,715 you didn't hear it right, 'cause I would never say that 1022 00:35:31,759 --> 00:35:33,674 about people that I don't know. 1023 00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,371 You know what? This is a perfect segue. 1024 00:35:35,415 --> 00:35:37,765 I'll just follow your lead, and I'll stand up. 1025 00:35:37,808 --> 00:35:39,245 I am Teddy Walker. 1026 00:35:39,288 --> 00:35:42,204 Uh, a little fun fact about me: I actually went here. 1027 00:35:42,248 --> 00:35:44,989 -Oh. -I'm also newly engaged. 1028 00:35:45,033 --> 00:35:46,861 His fiancée is out of his league. 1029 00:35:46,904 --> 00:35:47,992 I'm sorry, what? 1030 00:35:48,036 --> 00:35:49,255 Nothing. You're doing great. 1031 00:35:49,298 --> 00:35:50,517 I said, "Keep going. 1032 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,040 Everybody loves you." 1033 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,868 CARRIE: How does your fiancée feel about 1034 00:35:53,911 --> 00:35:54,869 you being in night school? 1035 00:35:54,912 --> 00:35:56,218 [high-pitched]: Oh, she good. 1036 00:35:56,262 --> 00:35:58,177 She loves it. 1037 00:35:58,220 --> 00:36:00,179 [chuckles] He ain't told her shit. 1038 00:36:00,222 --> 00:36:01,528 TEDDY: She loves it. 1039 00:36:01,571 --> 00:36:02,877 I noticed that your voice 1040 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,357 just went up a whole octave. 1041 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,664 Now, from my studies of psychology in grad school, 1042 00:36:07,708 --> 00:36:10,798 I know that that means that you're bullshitting. 1043 00:36:10,841 --> 00:36:12,191 Ain't no bullshit in me. 1044 00:36:12,234 --> 00:36:14,149 I tell you what-- if you're lying with her, 1045 00:36:14,193 --> 00:36:16,499 -don't lie to her. -But I don't... I don't lie. 1046 00:36:16,543 --> 00:36:17,979 Sound like some bullshit to me. 1047 00:36:18,022 --> 00:36:19,241 Everyone sees right through you. 1048 00:36:19,285 --> 00:36:20,808 -Okay, how about we...? -Mm-hmm. 1049 00:36:20,851 --> 00:36:22,897 If we go by your theory about the voice thing... 1050 00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:24,246 I think that we're... I think that we're all 1051 00:36:24,290 --> 00:36:25,726 -getting off track. -...he's lied four times. 1052 00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:27,293 This boy definitely lying. 1053 00:36:27,336 --> 00:36:29,338 -I am not. -You can't outsmart Mother Nature. 1054 00:36:29,382 --> 00:36:30,774 And that's what-- that-that's what a woman is. 1055 00:36:30,818 --> 00:36:32,907 -Brother. -Especially a black woman. 1056 00:36:32,950 --> 00:36:34,256 -You know, how... -That's correct. 1057 00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:36,171 -Girls are smart, dude. -Goddamn it. 1058 00:36:36,215 --> 00:36:37,259 -Like, literally, damn it. -[others murmuring] 1059 00:36:37,303 --> 00:36:38,869 Even if he didn't tell her, so what? 1060 00:36:38,913 --> 00:36:40,262 -Okay, here's the thing. -I told Randy 1061 00:36:40,306 --> 00:36:42,003 that he was the first guy I slept with-- not true. 1062 00:36:42,046 --> 00:36:43,570 Hey, I'm trying to introduce myself, and I can't... 1063 00:36:43,613 --> 00:36:45,398 You don't respect your queen, 'cause if you did, 1064 00:36:45,441 --> 00:36:47,269 -that bitch would know where you at. -Okay. 1065 00:36:47,313 --> 00:36:48,705 Teddy. 1066 00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:49,793 Don't lie to your queen. 1067 00:36:49,837 --> 00:36:51,186 -Okay, guys. -JAYLEN: God to god, 1068 00:36:51,230 --> 00:36:52,448 okay, pharaoh to pharaoh, 1069 00:36:52,492 --> 00:36:54,015 king to king, I'm gonna tell you now. 1070 00:36:54,058 --> 00:36:55,799 -Okay. -If you giving her that "D" right, 1071 00:36:55,843 --> 00:36:57,148 she might be carrying your seed. 1072 00:36:57,192 --> 00:36:58,628 I feel like this conversation... 1073 00:36:58,672 --> 00:37:00,021 So you ain't just lying to her; you lying to your child. 1074 00:37:00,064 --> 00:37:01,240 -Shit! -If it's your bottom bitch, 1075 00:37:01,283 --> 00:37:02,545 she know you stupid, fam. 1076 00:37:02,589 --> 00:37:04,243 -All I'm saying, fam, look-look... -Forget it. 1077 00:37:04,286 --> 00:37:06,462 -Okay. -How your fiancée don't know where you at? 1078 00:37:06,506 --> 00:37:07,855 It's after dark. [chuckles] 1079 00:37:07,898 --> 00:37:09,248 This ain't Halloween, fam. 1080 00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:10,336 I'm done. 1081 00:37:10,379 --> 00:37:12,381 My sister know where I'm at, okay? 1082 00:37:12,425 --> 00:37:14,775 And she live all the way in Arkansas. 1083 00:37:14,818 --> 00:37:16,994 Okay. Here's the deal, class. 1084 00:37:17,038 --> 00:37:19,910 You will be given homework every night 1085 00:37:19,954 --> 00:37:21,564 just like regular high school. 1086 00:37:21,608 --> 00:37:22,957 -[groans] -And now... 1087 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,437 a pop quiz 1088 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,136 just so I can get a better idea of where you all are. 1089 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:30,181 Wait, wait. We got a... we got a test on the first day? 1090 00:37:30,225 --> 00:37:33,446 Teddy, it's a pop quiz, okay? 1091 00:37:33,489 --> 00:37:34,664 Look here, folks. 1092 00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:38,059 I am here to teach if you're here to learn. 1093 00:37:38,102 --> 00:37:41,802 Otherwise, you can get out of my class right now. 1094 00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:43,630 That's what's up. 1095 00:37:43,673 --> 00:37:46,023 Welcome to night school. 1096 00:37:48,678 --> 00:37:50,811 There you go. 1097 00:37:50,854 --> 00:37:52,813 It was terrible, man. Terrible! 1098 00:37:52,856 --> 00:37:54,118 Like, she's not like the teachers 1099 00:37:54,162 --> 00:37:55,468 that we had back in the day. 1100 00:37:55,511 --> 00:37:57,774 -What? -This woman is a brick wall, 1101 00:37:57,818 --> 00:37:59,167 and I can't... I can't work her. 1102 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:01,387 I can't work a brick wall. 1103 00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:02,649 What are you... what are you doing? 1104 00:38:02,692 --> 00:38:04,433 I'm working out. I'm trying to shed some LBs. 1105 00:38:04,477 --> 00:38:06,653 -I want to feel fit. -Uh, why am I even asking? 1106 00:38:06,696 --> 00:38:09,177 In the meantime, please stop paying for everything, 1107 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,614 and you have to get a temp job. 1108 00:38:11,658 --> 00:38:14,008 -You don't think I've been looking for a job? -[whimpers] 1109 00:38:14,051 --> 00:38:16,358 What are you, crazy? I'm on a treadmill. 1110 00:38:16,402 --> 00:38:18,447 The jobs that I want, they are not 1111 00:38:18,491 --> 00:38:20,928 going to give to a high school dropout. 1112 00:38:20,971 --> 00:38:22,495 Well, you can't keep lying to Lisa. 1113 00:38:22,538 --> 00:38:24,061 Okay? You know what, I'm gonna go 1114 00:38:24,105 --> 00:38:25,802 on Monster.com right now, see if anything new popped up. 1115 00:38:25,846 --> 00:38:28,239 What are you going... what are you going to find 1116 00:38:28,283 --> 00:38:29,502 -on Monster.com? -Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 1117 00:38:29,545 --> 00:38:31,155 Okay, here we go. "Sales associate wanted. 1118 00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:33,157 Marketing skills a must." 1119 00:38:33,201 --> 00:38:35,072 And... wait for it. 1120 00:38:35,116 --> 00:38:37,336 "No GED required." [laughs] 1121 00:38:37,379 --> 00:38:39,599 You gotta jump on this, man. This is perfect. 1122 00:38:39,642 --> 00:38:41,296 [passing vehicle honking horn] 1123 00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:43,254 ♪ 1124 00:38:45,822 --> 00:38:47,955 [horn honking] 1125 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:57,399 It's chicken from the Lord. 1126 00:38:58,487 --> 00:39:00,054 So he... so he made it? 1127 00:39:00,097 --> 00:39:01,925 Yes, sir, he did. 1128 00:39:02,926 --> 00:39:04,319 Yeah. 1129 00:39:04,363 --> 00:39:06,234 I-I can... I can work with this. 1130 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:08,323 -You can? -Yeah. 1131 00:39:08,367 --> 00:39:10,238 Basically, what you want to do-- 1132 00:39:10,281 --> 00:39:13,284 you want to... you want to uplift your customers' palate. 1133 00:39:13,328 --> 00:39:14,895 -Yes, sir. -When they bite 1134 00:39:14,938 --> 00:39:17,071 into your food, you want their taste buds 1135 00:39:17,114 --> 00:39:19,116 to scream out, "Hallelujah!" 1136 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,466 Preach it, Brother Teddy. 1137 00:39:20,509 --> 00:39:21,815 You are a godsend. 1138 00:39:21,858 --> 00:39:23,207 I'm a salesman, man. 1139 00:39:23,251 --> 00:39:24,557 That's what I do, okay? 1140 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,950 Now, when it comes to titles, I don't even care. 1141 00:39:26,994 --> 00:39:28,561 "Marketing director"-- that's up to you. 1142 00:39:28,604 --> 00:39:31,259 "WWJD," at this point. "What would Jesus do?" 1143 00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:32,565 -Yes, sir. -The one thing that I ask 1144 00:39:32,608 --> 00:39:34,088 is for you to be flexible with the hours, 1145 00:39:34,131 --> 00:39:35,524 'cause I'm getting my GED. 1146 00:39:35,568 --> 00:39:37,352 You are bettering yourself, Brother Teddy. 1147 00:39:37,396 --> 00:39:39,702 -Yeah. -That's what being a Christian is all about. 1148 00:39:39,746 --> 00:39:41,312 Yeah, amen to that. 1149 00:39:41,356 --> 00:39:42,313 [chuckling]: Amen. 1150 00:39:42,357 --> 00:39:44,141 -Yeah. -Glory be. 1151 00:39:45,099 --> 00:39:46,622 This should fit you perfectly. 1152 00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:48,929 Brother Teddy, 1153 00:39:48,972 --> 00:39:50,583 I have been waiting on the Lord 1154 00:39:50,626 --> 00:39:52,498 to bring me a pint-sized little man like you 1155 00:39:52,541 --> 00:39:56,240 to fill this out, and here you are. 1156 00:39:57,416 --> 00:39:59,200 I'm-I'm not gonna do that. 1157 00:39:59,243 --> 00:40:02,290 Brother Isaac, I-I'm a black man. 1158 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:05,554 I can't put on a chicken suit in 2018 1159 00:40:05,598 --> 00:40:08,122 and stand on the side of a highway 1160 00:40:08,165 --> 00:40:10,298 and hawk no goddamn chicken. 1161 00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:11,952 Now, if the marketing position isn't what you 1162 00:40:11,995 --> 00:40:13,127 had in mind, we can figure... 1163 00:40:13,170 --> 00:40:14,607 -[organ playing] -What is going on? 1164 00:40:14,650 --> 00:40:16,391 You know what? We're gonna have to put a pin in that. 1165 00:40:16,435 --> 00:40:18,132 -Is that a fire drill? -All right, everybody. 1166 00:40:18,175 --> 00:40:19,829 Let's gather round. The hour is upon us. 1167 00:40:19,873 --> 00:40:21,135 Where's the closest exit? 1168 00:40:21,178 --> 00:40:23,224 -It is time to pray. -It's time to what? 1169 00:40:23,267 --> 00:40:25,226 It's time to pray. Gather round. 1170 00:40:25,269 --> 00:40:27,097 Goddamn. What is your deal? 1171 00:40:27,141 --> 00:40:29,404 -What's...? Hey, lady. -Dear Lord: We thank you 1172 00:40:29,448 --> 00:40:30,623 for bringing little Teddy to us 1173 00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:31,972 -here this morning. -MAN: Yes, sir. 1174 00:40:32,015 --> 00:40:33,190 This little chickadee... 1175 00:40:33,234 --> 00:40:34,453 -Huh? -...is gonna share the word 1176 00:40:34,496 --> 00:40:36,150 about your precious poultry with the world. 1177 00:40:36,193 --> 00:40:38,065 What I'm not gonna do is do it in... 1178 00:40:38,108 --> 00:40:39,632 Ma'am, ma'am. 1179 00:40:39,675 --> 00:40:41,634 Strong hands! 1180 00:40:41,677 --> 00:40:43,287 Excuse me! 1181 00:40:43,331 --> 00:40:46,160 What I'm not gonna do is do it in the chick... Goddamn. 1182 00:40:46,203 --> 00:40:47,291 Brother Teddy... 1183 00:40:47,335 --> 00:40:48,728 -He's in you. -[grunting quietly] 1184 00:40:48,771 --> 00:40:49,816 He's in you, ain't he? 1185 00:40:49,859 --> 00:40:51,034 Chicken suit or not, 1186 00:40:51,078 --> 00:40:52,645 we are all praying together right now 1187 00:40:52,688 --> 00:40:54,995 that you're gonna find your nest here with us today. 1188 00:40:55,038 --> 00:40:57,084 -Okay. -Amen and amen. 1189 00:40:57,127 --> 00:40:59,347 -GROUP: Amen! -[murmuring] 1190 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:00,566 MAN: Amen. Yes, sir! 1191 00:41:00,609 --> 00:41:01,915 -Welcome, Brother Teddy. -[Teddy muttering] 1192 00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:03,351 ISAAC: All right, everybody, this is a big day. 1193 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:05,353 Hey, brother, let me holler at you real quick. 1194 00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:06,702 Are y'all in the Sunken Place? 1195 00:41:06,746 --> 00:41:08,356 Let's share Jesus through our food. Let's go. 1196 00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:10,401 CARRIE: Now, from your first night of homework, 1197 00:41:10,445 --> 00:41:14,841 you all should be very familiar with the Pythagorean theorem. 1198 00:41:14,884 --> 00:41:16,103 All right? Say it with me. 1199 00:41:16,146 --> 00:41:17,365 "Pythagorean..." 1200 00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:18,540 GROUP: "Pythagorean." 1201 00:41:18,584 --> 00:41:19,541 "Pathygorinean." 1202 00:41:19,585 --> 00:41:20,629 -"Theorem." -GROUP: "Theorem." 1203 00:41:20,673 --> 00:41:21,891 -"Theorem." -That's how you say it. 1204 00:41:21,935 --> 00:41:23,327 That's what it is. 1205 00:41:23,371 --> 00:41:25,765 Hey, yo, Bobby, watch out, fam! 1206 00:41:25,808 --> 00:41:27,810 -My God. -Oh! 1207 00:41:27,854 --> 00:41:29,029 -BOBBY: What?! -Ooh. 1208 00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:30,726 -[grunting and groaning] -Oh! 1209 00:41:30,770 --> 00:41:33,555 -[shouting and hollering] -MILA: Shit. 1210 00:41:33,599 --> 00:41:35,862 BOBBY: Can't you see I'm trying to learn? 1211 00:41:35,905 --> 00:41:37,472 Someone ought to call the cops. 1212 00:41:37,516 --> 00:41:39,779 -What's happening? -BOBBY: Take that! 1213 00:41:39,822 --> 00:41:41,302 -[alarm blaring] -[yelling] 1214 00:41:41,345 --> 00:41:43,043 -Ooh! -Jesus. 1215 00:41:43,086 --> 00:41:44,566 BOBBY: Get off me! Get off me! 1216 00:41:44,610 --> 00:41:46,176 He's getting up, he's getting up, he's getting up. 1217 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:47,395 Watch out, fam! Behind you, nigga! 1218 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:49,223 -Oh, my God. -Oh! 1219 00:41:49,266 --> 00:41:50,790 Oh, he just kicked him in the... 1220 00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:52,052 -Oh, my God! -Oh! 1221 00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:54,968 -[laughing] -[grunting and groaning] 1222 00:41:55,011 --> 00:41:56,404 -Oh! Enough! -BOBBY: Yeah! Yeah! 1223 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:57,840 Finish him! Step on his head! 1224 00:41:57,884 --> 00:41:59,015 [man screaming] 1225 00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:00,451 -Come here. Break it up. -Come on! 1226 00:42:00,495 --> 00:42:02,453 -Up! -[grunting and groaning] 1227 00:42:02,497 --> 00:42:04,238 -Hey, come on! -Oh, hey, man! 1228 00:42:04,281 --> 00:42:05,326 I didn't do shit. 1229 00:42:05,369 --> 00:42:07,415 That's the stuff right there. 1230 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,199 Reminds me of the old days. 1231 00:42:09,243 --> 00:42:11,898 -[Bobby sighs] -[alarm continues blaring] 1232 00:42:11,941 --> 00:42:14,248 They had the wrong guy. 1233 00:42:14,291 --> 00:42:16,032 -Please continue. -You sure you cool, 1234 00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:17,468 or do we need to just chill 1235 00:42:17,512 --> 00:42:19,427 and wait for you to make a new shank? 1236 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:22,822 Please continue with the Pythagorean... 1237 00:42:22,865 --> 00:42:24,606 "theory-em." 1238 00:42:24,650 --> 00:42:26,652 O-Okay. 1239 00:42:26,695 --> 00:42:28,567 You know what we ought to do for Bobby? 1240 00:42:28,610 --> 00:42:30,786 We should get him, like, some smokes, 1241 00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:32,745 'cause that stuff is like currency in prison. 1242 00:42:32,788 --> 00:42:33,920 That and ass. 1243 00:42:33,963 --> 00:42:35,269 CARRIE: Okay, here we go. 1244 00:42:35,312 --> 00:42:37,619 So, this is what we call a right triangle. 1245 00:42:37,663 --> 00:42:41,362 And we already know the value of two sides of the triangle. 1246 00:42:41,405 --> 00:42:43,756 -Oh... -That should make it very easy for us 1247 00:42:43,799 --> 00:42:46,367 -to calculate the hypotenuse. -Mmm, mmm. 1248 00:42:46,410 --> 00:42:50,719 A-squared plus B-squared equals C-squared. 1249 00:42:50,763 --> 00:42:51,894 Say that with me, guys. 1250 00:42:51,938 --> 00:42:54,593 ALL: A-squared plus B-squared 1251 00:42:54,636 --> 00:42:57,073 -equals C-squared. -[chuckling] 1252 00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:58,858 Very good. Uh, Teddy? 1253 00:42:58,901 --> 00:43:00,729 You seem to be getting a real kick out of this. 1254 00:43:00,773 --> 00:43:02,601 She got you, Teddy! 1255 00:43:02,644 --> 00:43:04,907 You want to come up and solve the problem? 1256 00:43:04,951 --> 00:43:06,605 Busted! 1257 00:43:08,998 --> 00:43:10,696 If, uh, that's what you... 1258 00:43:10,739 --> 00:43:13,176 if that's what you want me to do. 1259 00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,395 [echoing]: Come on up. 1260 00:43:14,438 --> 00:43:15,701 MACKENZIE: Come on, Teddy. You got this. 1261 00:43:15,744 --> 00:43:16,615 [clapping] 1262 00:43:16,658 --> 00:43:18,138 You got this, Teddy. Teddy! 1263 00:43:18,181 --> 00:43:19,966 Teddy! Teddy! 1264 00:43:20,009 --> 00:43:22,664 Teddy! Ted, Teddy, Teddy! 1265 00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:25,362 ♪ 1266 00:43:29,715 --> 00:43:32,195 CARRIE [echoing]: Find the value of C. 1267 00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:46,645 You know what? 1268 00:43:47,471 --> 00:43:49,212 [grunting rapidly] 1269 00:43:49,256 --> 00:43:51,345 I think there's something in here. 1270 00:43:51,388 --> 00:43:54,261 [imitating air horn blaring] 1271 00:43:54,304 --> 00:43:57,481 Yo, yo, yo! What up, my night school? 1272 00:43:58,395 --> 00:44:00,833 Who you looking for, fam? 1273 00:44:00,876 --> 00:44:02,704 I'm the principal of this high school, 1274 00:44:02,748 --> 00:44:05,664 and I'm just dropping by to check on... 1275 00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:08,536 What is he doing here? 1276 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:11,582 I'm studying to get my GED, like everybody else. 1277 00:44:11,626 --> 00:44:15,891 So, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to learning. 1278 00:44:15,935 --> 00:44:17,501 [chuckles] 1279 00:44:17,545 --> 00:44:19,286 STEWART: Of course. 1280 00:44:19,329 --> 00:44:20,635 My apologies for interrupting. 1281 00:44:20,679 --> 00:44:21,723 Thank you. 1282 00:44:21,767 --> 00:44:25,205 Actually, I would like to observe 1283 00:44:25,248 --> 00:44:27,163 for a minute, if that's okay. 1284 00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:30,340 Please, continue solving the problem. 1285 00:44:30,384 --> 00:44:32,386 Forget I'm here. 1286 00:44:33,692 --> 00:44:34,693 Cool. 1287 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,434 That's fine with me. 1288 00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:39,698 Okay, so if I'm gonna do this, 1289 00:44:39,741 --> 00:44:41,700 let's do it step by step. Let's make sure we do it right. 1290 00:44:41,743 --> 00:44:44,311 First things first-- let's get rid of this line. 1291 00:44:44,354 --> 00:44:45,573 [chuckling] 1292 00:44:45,616 --> 00:44:47,009 Because it's written sloppy. 1293 00:44:47,053 --> 00:44:49,055 -So let's get that baby in there. -[hushed]: Eight. 1294 00:44:49,098 --> 00:44:50,099 Right? 1295 00:44:50,143 --> 00:44:51,231 -Huh. -We got these three sides. 1296 00:44:51,274 --> 00:44:53,189 Got A, B, C. Let's split that. 1297 00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:54,408 That's there. 1298 00:44:54,451 --> 00:44:55,539 -Take these twos away. -Mmm... 1299 00:44:55,583 --> 00:44:56,802 He don't know the answer. 1300 00:44:56,845 --> 00:44:59,065 Because that's what confuses you. 1301 00:44:59,108 --> 00:45:01,763 And then... 1302 00:45:01,807 --> 00:45:03,591 -I'm realizing what it is. -Eight! 1303 00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:04,984 The answer's five. 1304 00:45:05,027 --> 00:45:06,246 It's five. 1305 00:45:06,289 --> 00:45:07,682 Easy. 1306 00:45:07,726 --> 00:45:09,728 Okay, you're looking at five-squared. 1307 00:45:09,771 --> 00:45:11,773 Me up here, I don't have time. 1308 00:45:11,817 --> 00:45:13,949 I don't have time. Why do I even waste my time? 1309 00:45:13,993 --> 00:45:15,603 I don't have time to waste my time 1310 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:16,778 on the Pythagorean theorem. It's simple. 1311 00:45:16,822 --> 00:45:18,258 -It's simple. -STEWART: Wow. 1312 00:45:18,301 --> 00:45:21,391 That is very impressive, Teddy. 1313 00:45:21,435 --> 00:45:22,958 Very impressive. 1314 00:45:23,002 --> 00:45:26,266 I look forward to seeing how you do on the midterm. 1315 00:45:26,309 --> 00:45:27,876 My midterm. 1316 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,573 All right. 1317 00:45:29,617 --> 00:45:31,184 CARRIE: Are we done here, Stewart, 1318 00:45:31,227 --> 00:45:34,448 or do you want to teach the rest of the class for tonight? 1319 00:45:34,491 --> 00:45:36,058 Carry on, Carrie. 1320 00:45:36,102 --> 00:45:38,060 I don't like his attitude. 1321 00:45:38,104 --> 00:45:39,975 You all have a wonderful class. 1322 00:45:41,237 --> 00:45:43,631 -JAYLEN: Oy! -MACKENZIE: What? 1323 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:46,286 MILA: God, that guy is a douchebag. 1324 00:45:46,329 --> 00:45:48,201 Are we just gonna gloss over the fact 1325 00:45:48,244 --> 00:45:50,638 that we just watched a prison fight? 1326 00:45:50,681 --> 00:45:52,683 -MACKENZIE: How many classes do we have left? -[sighing] 1327 00:45:52,727 --> 00:45:55,251 LUIS: I actually have to work for four hours right now. 1328 00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:58,864 I can give you a ride home for ten bucks, if you want. 1329 00:45:58,907 --> 00:46:00,735 Hey, Carrie. Hey. 1330 00:46:00,779 --> 00:46:01,780 [sighs] 1331 00:46:01,823 --> 00:46:03,520 That was real cool what you did 1332 00:46:03,564 --> 00:46:05,000 for me in there at the blackboard. 1333 00:46:05,044 --> 00:46:06,393 You know, that's what I was talking about 1334 00:46:06,436 --> 00:46:07,829 when I just say "watching out for each other." 1335 00:46:07,873 --> 00:46:10,223 You know, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours? 1336 00:46:10,266 --> 00:46:12,442 Oh, there's not gonna be any more back-scratching, Teddy. 1337 00:46:12,486 --> 00:46:14,444 That's the last time that happens. 1338 00:46:14,488 --> 00:46:17,839 And what was really going on with you at the board anyways? 1339 00:46:17,883 --> 00:46:18,666 Nothing. 1340 00:46:18,709 --> 00:46:19,972 [chuckles] Nothing. 1341 00:46:20,015 --> 00:46:22,235 No, I was just... I wasn't prepared. 1342 00:46:22,278 --> 00:46:24,498 If you're not gonna do the work, drop the class. 1343 00:46:24,541 --> 00:46:25,673 Why would you...? No, Carrie. 1344 00:46:25,716 --> 00:46:27,631 Hey, I'm gonna do the work. 1345 00:46:27,675 --> 00:46:29,198 -You'll see. -We'll see. 1346 00:46:29,242 --> 00:46:31,331 -Yes, we will. -Great. 1347 00:46:31,374 --> 00:46:32,985 -Superb. -Excellent. 1348 00:46:33,028 --> 00:46:34,203 -Good. -Mm-hmm. 1349 00:46:34,247 --> 00:46:36,945 [exhaling through lips] 1350 00:46:40,906 --> 00:46:42,559 Shit. 1351 00:46:42,603 --> 00:46:44,866 Honey, I'm home. 1352 00:46:49,088 --> 00:46:50,829 You sleeping? 1353 00:46:51,786 --> 00:46:53,570 -[Lisa grunts softly] -You up? 1354 00:46:55,877 --> 00:46:57,836 [sighing] 1355 00:46:59,228 --> 00:47:00,273 [grunts softly] 1356 00:47:00,316 --> 00:47:01,404 [clears throat] 1357 00:47:01,448 --> 00:47:03,189 [sighs] 1358 00:47:03,232 --> 00:47:05,278 Excuse me. 1359 00:47:05,321 --> 00:47:07,019 Booty look good, don't it? 1360 00:47:07,062 --> 00:47:09,717 Too bad your face gonna be in between them books 1361 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,371 and not them cheeks. 1362 00:47:11,414 --> 00:47:13,068 [sighs, groans] 1363 00:47:13,112 --> 00:47:14,504 Go study. 1364 00:47:15,418 --> 00:47:16,419 [groans] 1365 00:47:16,463 --> 00:47:17,725 I don't want to study. 1366 00:47:18,944 --> 00:47:20,336 Mmm. 1367 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:21,947 ♪ 1368 00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:25,907 Come on, Teddy. Focus. 1369 00:47:25,951 --> 00:47:27,169 Focus, Teddy. 1370 00:47:27,213 --> 00:47:28,562 -[chair drags on floor] -Focus! 1371 00:47:31,695 --> 00:47:33,393 You'll never get it! 1372 00:47:33,436 --> 00:47:35,134 -[grunts, sighs] -Give it back! 1373 00:47:35,177 --> 00:47:37,266 LUIS: Hey, guys, this is my demo. 1374 00:47:37,310 --> 00:47:39,181 ♪ No matter what it takes, you know ♪ 1375 00:47:39,225 --> 00:47:41,096 ♪ I'm always gonna keep on fighting ♪ 1376 00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:42,576 -♪ I'm fighting... -[phone beeps] 1377 00:47:42,619 --> 00:47:44,491 [chuckles] 1378 00:47:44,534 --> 00:47:46,667 Little Mac! What are you doing? 1379 00:47:46,710 --> 00:47:47,973 That's my phone. Those were my notes. 1380 00:47:48,016 --> 00:47:49,409 -You should be studying. -[phone clatters] 1381 00:47:49,452 --> 00:47:51,802 What the hell? Don't be such a dick. 1382 00:47:51,846 --> 00:47:53,152 -You're gonna study! -I hate you! 1383 00:47:53,195 --> 00:47:54,501 [grunting] 1384 00:47:54,544 --> 00:47:55,981 What's the circumference of that pizza? 1385 00:47:56,024 --> 00:47:57,286 The diameter. 1386 00:47:57,330 --> 00:47:59,375 Just tell me, how many pepperonis on the pizza? 1387 00:47:59,419 --> 00:48:00,811 I'm giving you one star. 1388 00:48:00,855 --> 00:48:02,552 I'm gonna drop you off here in a bad neighborhood. 1389 00:48:02,596 --> 00:48:03,640 How about that? 1390 00:48:03,684 --> 00:48:05,512 -[horn honking] -MAN: Theresa! 1391 00:48:05,555 --> 00:48:07,079 It's after 10:00. Hello! 1392 00:48:07,122 --> 00:48:08,254 That's my Randy. 1393 00:48:08,297 --> 00:48:09,820 Sweetest guy on earth. 1394 00:48:09,864 --> 00:48:11,953 Does anybody else want to try to take a crack at this? 1395 00:48:11,997 --> 00:48:14,260 -I'm kind of busy right now. -Mmm! 1396 00:48:14,303 --> 00:48:15,914 Babe, you seen my Wite-Out? 1397 00:48:15,957 --> 00:48:17,959 What the...? Oh, hell no. 1398 00:48:18,003 --> 00:48:20,744 Trina, you know how I feel about robots, baby. 1399 00:48:20,788 --> 00:48:22,964 You know how I feel about these robots. 1400 00:48:23,008 --> 00:48:24,661 "Fat asses." 1401 00:48:24,705 --> 00:48:26,750 You know what fat asses like? 1402 00:48:26,794 --> 00:48:28,404 Dudes that have a real job. 1403 00:48:28,448 --> 00:48:30,102 -Teddy! -Get your ass out. 1404 00:48:30,145 --> 00:48:32,495 Teddy, if you don't pass that midterm, 1405 00:48:32,539 --> 00:48:34,410 no way homegirl stays with you. 1406 00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:36,021 Huh? 1407 00:48:36,064 --> 00:48:37,587 Think about that. 1408 00:48:37,631 --> 00:48:39,111 We're gonna have to steal the test. 1409 00:48:39,154 --> 00:48:40,112 MACKENZIE: Whoa. 1410 00:48:40,155 --> 00:48:41,243 Mind meld. 1411 00:48:41,287 --> 00:48:42,853 I was thinking the exact same thing. 1412 00:48:42,897 --> 00:48:44,420 JAYLEN: If we being real with it, 1413 00:48:44,464 --> 00:48:45,987 I need as much help as I can get. 1414 00:48:46,031 --> 00:48:48,990 Going from capping bottles to hypotenuses and all that, 1415 00:48:49,034 --> 00:48:51,471 I'm just as confounded by the material 1416 00:48:51,514 --> 00:48:53,473 as the rest of y'all. Feel me? 1417 00:48:53,516 --> 00:48:56,563 I really hate to admit it, but with the language barrier 1418 00:48:56,606 --> 00:48:59,305 and all the Lyft driving I've been doing, 1419 00:48:59,348 --> 00:49:00,915 I'm struggling as well, guys. 1420 00:49:00,959 --> 00:49:03,962 THERESA: I think a caper sounds fun. 1421 00:49:05,528 --> 00:49:07,095 When'd you get here, Theresa? 1422 00:49:07,139 --> 00:49:09,141 Oh, I've been here the whole time. 1423 00:49:09,184 --> 00:49:10,620 People never notice me. 1424 00:49:10,664 --> 00:49:12,492 It happens all the time. It's... 1425 00:49:12,535 --> 00:49:14,885 kind of like a superpower, but... 1426 00:49:14,929 --> 00:49:17,758 one that comes with a crushing loneliness. 1427 00:49:20,848 --> 00:49:23,416 I'm blessed. I'm so blessed. 1428 00:49:23,459 --> 00:49:25,331 Yeah, God is good. 1429 00:49:25,374 --> 00:49:26,419 Mm-hmm. 1430 00:49:26,462 --> 00:49:27,898 TEDDY: Okay. 1431 00:49:27,942 --> 00:49:30,031 Hey, Mila, what about you? 1432 00:49:30,075 --> 00:49:31,815 My parents are gonna be really pissed 1433 00:49:31,859 --> 00:49:33,600 if I get busted again. 1434 00:49:34,731 --> 00:49:36,255 -Yeah, I'm in. -MACKENZIE: I'm in. 1435 00:49:36,298 --> 00:49:37,517 -That's what I'm talking about. -TEDDY: All right. 1436 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,910 I just have one question before we do this. 1437 00:49:39,954 --> 00:49:41,651 -What's up? -Why does Teddy get to be 1438 00:49:41,695 --> 00:49:42,783 the ringleader, guys? Come on. 1439 00:49:42,826 --> 00:49:44,306 -TEDDY: Goddamn it, Luis. -Not now. 1440 00:49:44,350 --> 00:49:47,092 -I mean, seriously, man? -It was his idea. 1441 00:49:47,135 --> 00:49:49,355 He knows this school better than any of us. 1442 00:49:49,398 --> 00:49:51,052 Ah. Just never mind the fact 1443 00:49:51,096 --> 00:49:53,663 that I snuck into a little place... 1444 00:49:53,707 --> 00:49:55,317 called America. 1445 00:49:55,361 --> 00:49:56,884 MACKENZIE: Ha! That's true! 1446 00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:59,191 Luis is hot tonight. 1447 00:49:59,234 --> 00:50:01,062 ♪ 1448 00:50:14,554 --> 00:50:16,947 [chewing loudly] 1449 00:50:18,253 --> 00:50:19,776 -Yo, T. -What? 1450 00:50:19,820 --> 00:50:21,300 I appreciate you bringing 1451 00:50:21,343 --> 00:50:23,215 this amazing, blazing Satan chicken. 1452 00:50:23,258 --> 00:50:24,825 It's like, it's hot, but it's not. 1453 00:50:24,868 --> 00:50:26,827 And I don't like spicy food, but this one... 1454 00:50:26,870 --> 00:50:30,091 Let me tell you what else is hot-- your breath. 1455 00:50:30,135 --> 00:50:32,746 Why are you breathing on the side of my face like that? 1456 00:50:32,789 --> 00:50:35,183 -Oh. -You're smacking all in my ear, man. Stop. 1457 00:50:35,227 --> 00:50:36,793 [chewing loudly] 1458 00:50:36,837 --> 00:50:38,143 You're still smacking. 1459 00:50:38,186 --> 00:50:39,970 Goddamn it, you're done. You're done. 1460 00:50:40,014 --> 00:50:41,102 You're done with that. 1461 00:50:41,146 --> 00:50:43,322 -[slurping loudly] -Really? 1462 00:50:43,365 --> 00:50:45,150 God, what-what is your problem, man? 1463 00:50:45,193 --> 00:50:47,891 -What? -I said wear all black. Why didn't you wear black? 1464 00:50:47,935 --> 00:50:50,764 Laundry day. All my darks were in the wash. 1465 00:50:50,807 --> 00:50:51,939 So you wore yellow? 1466 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:53,245 It's fresh. It's clean. 1467 00:50:53,288 --> 00:50:55,421 Get your... get your arm out my face. 1468 00:50:55,464 --> 00:50:56,813 Get out of my face. 1469 00:50:56,857 --> 00:50:58,728 Focus. Let's go. 1470 00:50:58,772 --> 00:51:00,687 Let's go. 1471 00:51:01,818 --> 00:51:03,951 Yo, Teddy, what's the play, man? 1472 00:51:03,994 --> 00:51:05,561 TEDDY: I saw the janitor cleaning 1473 00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,433 Stewart's office around 8:00 p.m. 1474 00:51:07,476 --> 00:51:10,827 -That's when we strike. -BOBBY: All right, let's do it. 1475 00:51:10,871 --> 00:51:12,568 All right, guys, listen. 1476 00:51:12,612 --> 00:51:14,179 When the janitor exits, 1477 00:51:14,222 --> 00:51:16,137 we're gonna go out, we're gonna catch the door. 1478 00:51:16,181 --> 00:51:18,183 And then we're gonna enter quietly. 1479 00:51:18,226 --> 00:51:19,314 -Okay. -Okay? 1480 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:21,969 Wait a minute. 1481 00:51:22,752 --> 00:51:23,971 Where's Big Mac? 1482 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:26,104 I thought he was with us. 1483 00:51:26,147 --> 00:51:27,801 He... 1484 00:51:27,844 --> 00:51:29,672 [sighs] Damn it. 1485 00:51:35,330 --> 00:51:36,853 What's he doing? 1486 00:51:37,854 --> 00:51:39,552 -[grunting] -[Teddy gasps] 1487 00:51:39,595 --> 00:51:41,989 [grunting and groaning] 1488 00:51:42,032 --> 00:51:43,947 -Oh, my God. -What are you doing? 1489 00:51:43,991 --> 00:51:45,993 -Come on, come on, come on, come on. -Mac! 1490 00:51:48,038 --> 00:51:50,650 -Holy shit, it worked. -Oh, my God! 1491 00:51:50,693 --> 00:51:51,825 -[laughing] -TEDDY: Mac! 1492 00:51:51,868 --> 00:51:52,956 Did you just kill him? 1493 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:53,957 No, I didn't kill him. 1494 00:51:54,001 --> 00:51:54,958 I just choked him out. 1495 00:51:55,002 --> 00:51:56,003 You said no witnesses. 1496 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:57,439 When did I say that? 1497 00:51:57,483 --> 00:51:59,049 You didn't say that? 1498 00:52:00,138 --> 00:52:00,921 Oh, God. 1499 00:52:00,964 --> 00:52:02,009 You know what? 1500 00:52:02,052 --> 00:52:03,358 I got my signals crossed. 1501 00:52:03,402 --> 00:52:05,404 There's a lot of instructions, Teddy. 1502 00:52:05,447 --> 00:52:06,840 I didn't say anything about... 1503 00:52:06,883 --> 00:52:09,451 You know what? You are going to fix this. 1504 00:52:09,495 --> 00:52:11,497 Do you hear me, Mac? You're gonna hide this body. 1505 00:52:11,540 --> 00:52:13,499 -Chop him up? -Hide... 1506 00:52:13,542 --> 00:52:15,414 -Burn it? -Hide it. 1507 00:52:15,457 --> 00:52:16,458 Chop, burn, bury? 1508 00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:21,159 -Hey. Anybody got anything? -No. 1509 00:52:22,247 --> 00:52:23,726 TEDDY: All right, Mila, how we looking? 1510 00:52:23,770 --> 00:52:25,337 -[buzzing] -Keep looking. 1511 00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:28,209 -Hands up, suckers! -[Teddy yells] 1512 00:52:28,253 --> 00:52:30,298 -Shit. -You should've seen your face. 1513 00:52:30,342 --> 00:52:32,822 -You look ridiculous. -Shh! 1514 00:52:32,866 --> 00:52:34,346 MACKENZIE: All right, I stashed the body, 1515 00:52:34,389 --> 00:52:36,348 and God willing, he'll wake up in a couple hours. 1516 00:52:36,391 --> 00:52:38,524 Also, that baseball coach/ principal guy, 1517 00:52:38,567 --> 00:52:40,047 he's on his way. 1518 00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:42,223 TEDDY: What? Why wouldn't you lead with that? 1519 00:52:42,267 --> 00:52:45,400 [quiet chatter] 1520 00:52:45,444 --> 00:52:48,229 TEDDY: Damn. It's the PTA meeting. 1521 00:52:48,273 --> 00:52:50,144 Oh, shit. 1522 00:52:51,101 --> 00:52:52,886 Theresa, you're up. 1523 00:52:52,929 --> 00:52:54,061 -What? What? I... -Listen to me. 1524 00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:55,758 -Okay. -I need you to go out there, 1525 00:52:55,802 --> 00:52:56,977 and I need you to stall. 1526 00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:58,370 Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't flirt. 1527 00:52:58,413 --> 00:52:59,893 -I-I don't know any moves. -I-I don't need that. 1528 00:52:59,936 --> 00:53:01,242 I haven't flirted since like 1996, and even then, 1529 00:53:01,286 --> 00:53:03,026 it was like offering to give the cop my panties 1530 00:53:03,070 --> 00:53:04,637 to get off a speeding ticket, and guess what. 1531 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,029 He didn't take it. I'm bad at it. 1532 00:53:06,073 --> 00:53:07,248 That's not what I'm asking you to do. 1533 00:53:07,292 --> 00:53:08,641 In my day, it was really innocent. 1534 00:53:08,684 --> 00:53:10,120 Now it's all about the butt. 1535 00:53:10,164 --> 00:53:11,383 I heard a guy the other day say, 1536 00:53:11,426 --> 00:53:14,299 "I'm gonna crack that up like a walnut." 1537 00:53:14,342 --> 00:53:16,301 -What? -What does that even mean? 1538 00:53:16,344 --> 00:53:17,911 -Why would you start there? -Stop it. 1539 00:53:17,954 --> 00:53:19,478 Wouldn't you want to start in the front? 1540 00:53:19,521 --> 00:53:21,219 -Theresa, listen. -With a nice missionary position, 1541 00:53:21,262 --> 00:53:23,177 -you know, some gentle touching. -[Teddy groans] 1542 00:53:23,221 --> 00:53:24,744 In my day, maybe once in your lifetime, 1543 00:53:24,787 --> 00:53:26,398 you might get the end of a pinky, 1544 00:53:26,441 --> 00:53:28,095 and that was the thrill of a lifetime, okay? 1545 00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:29,966 Stop it. That's a lot of information 1546 00:53:30,010 --> 00:53:31,533 that I did not need to know. 1547 00:53:31,577 --> 00:53:32,621 Yeah, that was a lot. 1548 00:53:32,665 --> 00:53:34,144 Go talk about bake sales. 1549 00:53:34,188 --> 00:53:35,711 -Mom stuff. Not-not butt stuff. -Yeah, mom stuff. 1550 00:53:35,755 --> 00:53:37,539 -Go mom it. -I-I'll try. I'll try. 1551 00:53:37,583 --> 00:53:38,888 -Okay? Okay. -I can do that. 1552 00:53:38,932 --> 00:53:40,107 -Go, go. -Got it. Okay. 1553 00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:43,284 Shit. Luis, go out there before she does 1554 00:53:43,328 --> 00:53:44,807 -something with her butt. -Okay. 1555 00:53:44,851 --> 00:53:45,939 Okay? 1556 00:53:45,982 --> 00:53:47,984 [tapping] 1557 00:53:49,943 --> 00:53:51,161 What are you doing, Mac? 1558 00:53:51,205 --> 00:53:52,685 Looking for trapdoors. 1559 00:53:52,728 --> 00:53:55,165 [tapping continues] 1560 00:53:55,209 --> 00:53:57,080 I'm glad you're here, Mac. 1561 00:53:57,124 --> 00:53:58,343 Send it to me first, please. 1562 00:53:58,386 --> 00:53:59,387 -Right, right. -We can e-mail you the rest. 1563 00:53:59,431 --> 00:54:00,519 'Cause I just want to... Thank you. 1564 00:54:00,562 --> 00:54:02,042 -That would be great. -I'll send out 1565 00:54:02,085 --> 00:54:03,043 -that e-mail tonight, okay? -Yeah. Thank you so much. 1566 00:54:03,086 --> 00:54:04,436 -Okay, bye. -Drive home safe. 1567 00:54:04,479 --> 00:54:05,872 Oh, hey. 1568 00:54:05,915 --> 00:54:07,177 Hi. 1569 00:54:07,221 --> 00:54:09,484 Thank you for that great, wonderful meeting. 1570 00:54:09,528 --> 00:54:11,138 I'm sorry, do I know you? 1571 00:54:11,181 --> 00:54:13,096 I was in there. Remember? 1572 00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:14,359 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1573 00:54:14,402 --> 00:54:16,317 -Hi. Mrs. Howerton. -No, you, uh, just... 1574 00:54:16,361 --> 00:54:18,058 STEWART: Mrs. Howerton. Yes, of course. 1575 00:54:18,101 --> 00:54:19,886 No, you brought up, uh, several compelling issues. 1576 00:54:19,929 --> 00:54:21,235 I sure did. 1577 00:54:21,279 --> 00:54:22,976 STEWART: Well, what can I help you with? 1578 00:54:23,019 --> 00:54:25,065 -She sucks at this. Hurry. -I'm almost there. 1579 00:54:25,108 --> 00:54:27,763 So my child gets an assignment about the solar system, 1580 00:54:27,807 --> 00:54:29,156 and it's to make a diorama, 1581 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:30,810 and he doesn't know how to make a diorama. 1582 00:54:30,853 --> 00:54:32,202 I'm the one with the hot glue gun 1583 00:54:32,246 --> 00:54:34,074 in the middle of the night-- it's 11:00 p.m. 1584 00:54:34,117 --> 00:54:35,684 I mean, don't get me wrong, we're blessed to go to 1585 00:54:35,728 --> 00:54:37,295 -school here, but I'm... -I'm sorry, I have to go. 1586 00:54:37,338 --> 00:54:39,079 -Okay? Call my office. -I will. -Hurry up. 1587 00:54:39,122 --> 00:54:40,341 I'm going, I'm going. Calm down. 1588 00:54:40,385 --> 00:54:41,734 Come on, Mila. 1589 00:54:41,777 --> 00:54:42,996 You've made some great points, 1590 00:54:43,039 --> 00:54:45,085 but I have to go now. Good night. 1591 00:54:45,128 --> 00:54:47,000 -Wait a minute. -Thank you. I have to go. 1592 00:54:47,043 --> 00:54:49,219 -Okay, I really have to go. -Wait. No. [gasps] 1593 00:54:49,263 --> 00:54:50,395 -Wait, wait, wait. -What? 1594 00:54:50,438 --> 00:54:52,353 -[Theresa sighs] -Oh! Are you okay? 1595 00:54:52,397 --> 00:54:53,572 I feel faint. 1596 00:54:53,615 --> 00:54:55,095 Well, let's get you some water. 1597 00:54:55,138 --> 00:54:56,792 -Are you...? -Thanks for catching me. 1598 00:54:56,836 --> 00:54:59,186 Of course. Are you all right? 1599 00:54:59,229 --> 00:55:01,188 -I... -[moans softly] 1600 00:55:01,231 --> 00:55:03,146 Are you having a seizure? 1601 00:55:03,190 --> 00:55:05,192 [exhales, slurps] 1602 00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:07,150 Do you have something in your teeth? 1603 00:55:07,194 --> 00:55:09,805 -I wish I had you in my teeth. -No, no, no, no, no, no. 1604 00:55:09,849 --> 00:55:12,286 Okay, no, I didn't realize that's what this was. 1605 00:55:12,330 --> 00:55:13,635 -No, thank you, ma'am. -Gentle touching. 1606 00:55:13,679 --> 00:55:15,115 I am the principal of your child's school. 1607 00:55:15,158 --> 00:55:16,377 -I have to walk away now, okay? -I... 1608 00:55:16,421 --> 00:55:17,857 I'm in a loveless marriage. Please. 1609 00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:19,293 I am not participating in this! 1610 00:55:19,337 --> 00:55:20,381 -You don't have to participate. -To a professional. 1611 00:55:20,425 --> 00:55:21,513 I'll do it. I'll do all the work. 1612 00:55:21,556 --> 00:55:22,992 -No, I'm... [sighs] -I'll do it all. 1613 00:55:23,036 --> 00:55:24,211 -If you just... -Ma'am. 1614 00:55:24,254 --> 00:55:25,517 -...look me in the eyes... -Ma'am, ma'am. 1615 00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:26,387 Not appropriate, okay? 1616 00:55:26,431 --> 00:55:27,301 -Okay, here it is. -Okay? 1617 00:55:27,345 --> 00:55:28,389 If this is what you want. 1618 00:55:28,433 --> 00:55:29,695 This is what it's about with you. 1619 00:55:29,738 --> 00:55:31,523 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not looking. 1620 00:55:31,566 --> 00:55:32,698 Here it is. Here it is. 1621 00:55:32,741 --> 00:55:34,787 -Thank you. No, thank you. -Squeeze it. 1622 00:55:34,830 --> 00:55:35,918 Thank you. No, thank you. 1623 00:55:35,962 --> 00:55:38,051 -Just touch it. -Thank you. 1624 00:55:38,094 --> 00:55:40,227 -No, thank you. -Do what men do with walnuts. 1625 00:55:40,270 --> 00:55:41,402 -[slapping] -Oh, man. 1626 00:55:41,446 --> 00:55:42,447 -Just tap it! -I can't... 1627 00:55:42,490 --> 00:55:43,404 I can't stand here for this, okay? 1628 00:55:43,448 --> 00:55:44,710 -Give it a crack! -Good night. 1629 00:55:44,753 --> 00:55:47,103 [taking deep breaths] 1630 00:55:47,147 --> 00:55:49,279 Oh, that was so hard. 1631 00:55:49,323 --> 00:55:51,891 She wanted you so bad. 1632 00:55:51,934 --> 00:55:54,241 But you can't go there. 1633 00:55:54,284 --> 00:55:56,809 Principals have principles. 1634 00:55:56,852 --> 00:55:59,420 Mmm. Oh, but you know Stewie 1635 00:55:59,464 --> 00:56:01,379 would've tore that ass up, though! 1636 00:56:01,422 --> 00:56:02,641 [chuckles] 1637 00:56:02,684 --> 00:56:04,730 Not a black voice. 1638 00:56:04,773 --> 00:56:06,819 [Stewart clears throat quietly] 1639 00:56:06,862 --> 00:56:09,778 ♪ 1640 00:56:09,822 --> 00:56:12,520 STEWART [sighs]: Let's see. 1641 00:56:12,564 --> 00:56:14,392 [clears throat] 1642 00:56:15,915 --> 00:56:19,048 [typing] 1643 00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:31,670 [Stewart sighs] 1644 00:56:36,544 --> 00:56:38,328 [gasps softly] 1645 00:56:39,460 --> 00:56:41,157 [sniffs quietly] 1646 00:56:46,815 --> 00:56:47,990 [stifled sneeze] 1647 00:56:48,948 --> 00:56:51,429 Hello? Hello? 1648 00:56:52,212 --> 00:56:53,648 Somebody in here? 1649 00:56:59,262 --> 00:57:01,047 I have a bat. 1650 00:57:01,917 --> 00:57:03,310 And I'm not afraid to use it. 1651 00:57:03,353 --> 00:57:06,313 If there is someone in here, 1652 00:57:06,356 --> 00:57:08,184 you are trespassing. 1653 00:57:09,011 --> 00:57:12,145 And I am well within my rights 1654 00:57:12,188 --> 00:57:13,799 to defend myself. 1655 00:57:13,842 --> 00:57:16,366 So come on out, 1656 00:57:16,410 --> 00:57:19,979 and I won't bash your head. 1657 00:57:20,022 --> 00:57:22,503 MAN [in distance]: Help! 1658 00:57:22,547 --> 00:57:23,983 Anybody out there? 1659 00:57:24,026 --> 00:57:26,768 [banging on door in distance] 1660 00:57:26,812 --> 00:57:28,291 Get me out of here! 1661 00:57:28,335 --> 00:57:29,989 -[banging continues] -[man yells] 1662 00:57:30,032 --> 00:57:31,469 Whoa. 1663 00:57:31,512 --> 00:57:33,688 -Okay. -What the hell, Mac? 1664 00:57:33,732 --> 00:57:35,995 -That was close. -You damn right it was, Mac. 1665 00:57:36,038 --> 00:57:37,213 I wonder why. 1666 00:57:37,257 --> 00:57:38,954 Yeah, well, it's 'cause I sneezed. 1667 00:57:38,998 --> 00:57:40,434 I know what you did. 1668 00:57:40,478 --> 00:57:41,870 What? 1669 00:57:41,914 --> 00:57:43,437 I got it. 1670 00:57:45,265 --> 00:57:47,441 I really tried. I even did the butt stuff. 1671 00:57:47,485 --> 00:57:49,356 I told you don't do the butt stuff. 1672 00:57:49,399 --> 00:57:50,488 Hold on. Wait a minute. 1673 00:57:50,531 --> 00:57:52,098 No, it looked like he was turned on. 1674 00:57:52,141 --> 00:57:53,186 -Really? -Yeah. 1675 00:57:53,229 --> 00:57:54,666 Shit, I was, too. 1676 00:57:54,709 --> 00:57:55,667 Hey. 1677 00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:56,929 Thanks, Jaylen. 1678 00:57:56,972 --> 00:57:58,844 You got that little eco-friendly vibe going. 1679 00:57:58,887 --> 00:58:00,062 What's eco-friendly? 1680 00:58:00,106 --> 00:58:01,324 Very little waste. 1681 00:58:01,368 --> 00:58:03,544 Oh, I thought you meant her beave. 1682 00:58:03,588 --> 00:58:06,025 No. Oh, you know what? I'm with that. 1683 00:58:06,068 --> 00:58:07,853 Hey, now! [laughs] 1684 00:58:07,896 --> 00:58:09,071 Okay, Jaylen, Jaylen! 1685 00:58:09,115 --> 00:58:10,377 We gotta go, y'all. Let's go. 1686 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,031 Yeah, let's go. Come on, come on. 1687 00:58:12,074 --> 00:58:13,598 Shit. 1688 00:58:15,948 --> 00:58:17,166 [rattling] 1689 00:58:17,210 --> 00:58:19,212 MAN [muffled]: Who's out there? 1690 00:58:19,255 --> 00:58:22,302 -[banging] -Somebody help me, please. 1691 00:58:24,826 --> 00:58:26,262 -What happened? -[panting] 1692 00:58:26,306 --> 00:58:28,047 I don't know. Someone grabbed me from behind 1693 00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:29,875 and threw me in the slop sink. 1694 00:58:29,918 --> 00:58:31,703 Game face, Lonnie. 1695 00:58:31,746 --> 00:58:34,575 -[beep, clunk] -We're on lockdown. 1696 00:58:34,619 --> 00:58:36,142 MACKENZIE [laughing]: Ah, yeah! 1697 00:58:36,185 --> 00:58:38,448 -That'll get him. -Hey! -[alarm blaring] 1698 00:58:38,492 --> 00:58:40,494 -Oh, shit. -Go, go, go! -Hey! 1699 00:58:40,538 --> 00:58:42,191 Shit. 1700 00:58:43,062 --> 00:58:45,194 What do we...? Hey. 1701 00:58:45,238 --> 00:58:46,500 STEWART [over intercom]: Attention, intruders. 1702 00:58:46,544 --> 00:58:48,415 -This way. -This is Principal Patowsky. 1703 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:52,027 The exit doors are locked down. There is no escape. 1704 00:58:52,071 --> 00:58:55,509 I can't believe we're gonna die over a GED practice test. 1705 00:58:55,553 --> 00:58:56,728 -It's not even a real test. -Listen. 1706 00:58:56,771 --> 00:58:58,643 I just did this to get out of the house. 1707 00:58:58,686 --> 00:59:00,079 I thought this was gonna be fun. 1708 00:59:00,122 --> 00:59:01,297 You know, we're gonna break in... 1709 00:59:01,341 --> 00:59:02,734 Just shut up! Just shut up! 1710 00:59:02,777 --> 00:59:05,040 Shut up! Goddamn! 1711 00:59:05,084 --> 00:59:07,739 Been talking about your kids and everything all day. 1712 00:59:07,782 --> 00:59:09,305 This ain't the time. 1713 00:59:09,349 --> 00:59:10,916 Now, y'all pull it together. 1714 00:59:10,959 --> 00:59:12,265 We are fine. 1715 00:59:12,308 --> 00:59:13,440 We-we... we are okay. 1716 00:59:13,483 --> 00:59:15,050 The roof. Let's hit the roof. 1717 00:59:15,094 --> 00:59:16,443 Okay, when I went to school here, 1718 00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:18,010 that's how we got out of school. 1719 00:59:18,053 --> 00:59:20,012 And then we would jump onto the elementary school roof. 1720 00:59:20,055 --> 00:59:21,187 Come on! 1721 00:59:22,362 --> 00:59:24,756 [indistinct chatter] 1722 00:59:24,799 --> 00:59:26,366 -Move it, move it! -This is a bad idea. 1723 00:59:26,409 --> 00:59:27,454 -Come on! -This is a bad idea! 1724 00:59:27,497 --> 00:59:29,369 -Watch it, watch it. -Whoa, whoa! 1725 00:59:29,412 --> 00:59:31,153 -Whoa, whoa! -Whoa! 1726 00:59:31,197 --> 00:59:32,415 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Whoa. 1727 00:59:32,459 --> 00:59:33,765 -Oh, my God. -Whoa, whoa! 1728 00:59:33,808 --> 00:59:35,027 Okay, back up. 1729 00:59:35,070 --> 00:59:36,332 -Listen to me. -Come on! 1730 00:59:36,376 --> 00:59:38,117 Swear to you, when I went to school here, 1731 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,466 that jump did not seem that high. 1732 00:59:39,509 --> 00:59:40,815 There's no way I can make that. 1733 00:59:40,859 --> 00:59:43,165 I can jump like three feet. My knees and my back 1734 00:59:43,209 --> 00:59:45,254 are totally shot from moving boxes, Teddy! 1735 00:59:45,298 --> 00:59:46,386 -All right. -What are we gonna do? 1736 00:59:46,429 --> 00:59:47,561 -What are we gonna do? -Listen, listen. 1737 00:59:47,605 --> 00:59:48,475 I got it. 1738 00:59:48,518 --> 00:59:50,042 Let's just say it's 15 feet. 1739 00:59:50,085 --> 00:59:51,173 Oh, God. 1740 00:59:51,217 --> 00:59:52,479 TEDDY: Take that 15 feet, 1741 00:59:52,522 --> 00:59:54,350 minus the three feet that you can jump. 1742 00:59:54,394 --> 00:59:55,656 What are you talking about? 1743 00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:58,050 All we gotta do is use the Pythagorean theorem. 1744 00:59:58,093 --> 00:59:59,312 Nobody was listening in class. 1745 00:59:59,355 --> 01:00:00,748 -Nobody knows how to do that. -Oh, my God. 1746 01:00:00,792 --> 01:00:02,097 No, wait, wait, wait. Carrie said... Carrie said, 1747 01:00:02,141 --> 01:00:03,316 in order to do the Pythagorean theorem, 1748 01:00:03,359 --> 01:00:05,057 you-you have to know the hypotenuse. 1749 01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:07,494 All we gotta do is hypotenuse it. 1750 01:00:07,537 --> 01:00:09,278 A-squared plus B-squared equals C-squared. 1751 01:00:09,322 --> 01:00:10,802 If you know... know two sides, 1752 01:00:10,845 --> 01:00:12,325 then that'll help you figure out the third, 1753 01:00:12,368 --> 01:00:13,805 so it's roughly six feet across, 1754 01:00:13,848 --> 01:00:16,503 and 15-squared is 225 divided by six-squared... 1755 01:00:16,546 --> 01:00:18,200 -Hypotenuse it! -Wait, what did I just say? 1756 01:00:18,244 --> 01:00:19,506 -MACKENZIE: It's 36. -Yeah, 36. 1757 01:00:19,549 --> 01:00:20,812 But you don't divide it. You add it. 1758 01:00:20,855 --> 01:00:22,509 So, what did I just say? The, um... the, uh... 1759 01:00:22,552 --> 01:00:23,684 -She's the best one at math. -Wait, no, uh... 1760 01:00:23,728 --> 01:00:24,946 -Hypotenuse it! -No, no, you can do this. 1761 01:00:24,990 --> 01:00:27,166 -By six-squared, then... I-I don't know. -No. 1762 01:00:27,209 --> 01:00:28,689 No, come on. You got this. 1763 01:00:28,733 --> 01:00:30,125 [others yelling] 1764 01:00:30,169 --> 01:00:31,518 -Oh, my God! -[whooping and yelling] 1765 01:00:31,561 --> 01:00:33,825 -Mila! -Oh, my God! 1766 01:00:33,868 --> 01:00:35,914 Oh! 1767 01:00:35,957 --> 01:00:36,958 -You all right? -Guys! 1768 01:00:37,002 --> 01:00:38,525 It's not a hard math problem. 1769 01:00:38,568 --> 01:00:40,048 It's a simple physics problem. 1770 01:00:40,092 --> 01:00:41,267 Just jump. 1771 01:00:41,310 --> 01:00:43,312 Did you... did you hypotenuse it? 1772 01:00:43,356 --> 01:00:45,010 Yeah, I hypotenused it. 1773 01:00:45,053 --> 01:00:46,489 Can you just jump? 1774 01:00:46,533 --> 01:00:48,187 Mac, you're up next. 1775 01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:49,667 -No. No. -Yes. 1776 01:00:49,710 --> 01:00:51,538 Mac, don't you give me that, okay? 1777 01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:53,279 When I think "man," I think you. 1778 01:00:53,322 --> 01:00:56,456 I think about how proud Little Mac must be. 1779 01:00:56,499 --> 01:00:58,371 I want you to do what you do best 1780 01:00:58,414 --> 01:00:59,720 and go be great. 1781 01:00:59,764 --> 01:01:01,940 Okay. Yeah. 1782 01:01:01,983 --> 01:01:03,550 Get across that roof, Mac. 1783 01:01:03,593 --> 01:01:04,769 -Yeah! Okay! -All right? 1784 01:01:04,812 --> 01:01:06,205 -All right. -You got this. 1785 01:01:06,248 --> 01:01:08,381 Mac coming in! Step back! 1786 01:01:08,424 --> 01:01:10,209 -Let's go, Mac. -Thank you, Teddy. 1787 01:01:10,252 --> 01:01:12,167 Any time. 1788 01:01:12,211 --> 01:01:13,429 Mac attack! 1789 01:01:13,473 --> 01:01:15,344 [screaming] 1790 01:01:15,388 --> 01:01:16,432 Mac attack! 1791 01:01:16,476 --> 01:01:18,434 ♪ Owner of a lonely heart... 1792 01:01:18,478 --> 01:01:20,828 [screaming continues] 1793 01:01:20,872 --> 01:01:22,308 [groans, screams] 1794 01:01:22,351 --> 01:01:24,223 [all yelling] 1795 01:01:24,266 --> 01:01:26,791 [gasping] 1796 01:01:26,834 --> 01:01:27,748 Shit! 1797 01:01:27,792 --> 01:01:29,228 -[bones cracking] -[groans] 1798 01:01:29,271 --> 01:01:30,403 Oh, God! 1799 01:01:30,446 --> 01:01:31,621 Oh, Teddy! 1800 01:01:31,665 --> 01:01:33,885 -Oh, why'd I listen to you? -Shit. 1801 01:01:33,928 --> 01:01:35,364 You were so convincing! 1802 01:01:35,408 --> 01:01:37,540 -I'm sorry, buddy. -Hey. 1803 01:01:37,584 --> 01:01:39,064 My arm's kind of tingly. 1804 01:01:39,107 --> 01:01:41,240 -I think I might have hurt it. -[repressed gagging] 1805 01:01:41,283 --> 01:01:42,720 Feels weird, man. 1806 01:01:42,763 --> 01:01:44,722 His damn shoulder is in his mouth. 1807 01:01:46,245 --> 01:01:47,768 [screams] 1808 01:01:50,945 --> 01:01:51,990 Oh! 1809 01:01:52,033 --> 01:01:53,295 JAYLEN: Hey. 1810 01:01:53,339 --> 01:01:54,862 Big Mac, man, I'm sorry about that. 1811 01:01:54,906 --> 01:01:57,952 That hot chicken, it just kind of got on rewind, man. 1812 01:01:57,996 --> 01:01:59,693 -[whimpers] -It was either the back or the front, 1813 01:01:59,737 --> 01:02:01,651 and I just got these pants, fam. 1814 01:02:01,695 --> 01:02:05,046 Oh, God, I'm having the worst night! 1815 01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,050 [door opens] 1816 01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:13,968 [door closes] 1817 01:02:14,012 --> 01:02:15,970 ♪ 1818 01:02:21,236 --> 01:02:23,151 [gasps, grunts] 1819 01:02:23,195 --> 01:02:25,675 Hello, Teddy. 1820 01:02:25,719 --> 01:02:27,329 Huh? 1821 01:02:29,505 --> 01:02:30,942 Hey, babe. 1822 01:02:30,985 --> 01:02:33,683 You don't need to "hey, babe" me. 1823 01:02:33,727 --> 01:02:35,511 [gulps] 1824 01:02:36,948 --> 01:02:38,776 I know what's going on. 1825 01:02:40,647 --> 01:02:41,779 What's, uh, um... 1826 01:02:42,867 --> 01:02:43,824 What's going on? 1827 01:02:45,391 --> 01:02:47,132 The late hours? 1828 01:02:47,175 --> 01:02:48,698 The secrecy? 1829 01:02:50,004 --> 01:02:51,440 Just admit it, Teddy. 1830 01:02:51,484 --> 01:02:53,051 Just admit what? 1831 01:02:53,094 --> 01:02:54,443 It's so obvious. 1832 01:02:56,358 --> 01:02:57,925 You're getting cold feet. 1833 01:02:59,057 --> 01:03:00,710 [sighs] 1834 01:03:01,886 --> 01:03:03,061 [laughing] 1835 01:03:04,889 --> 01:03:06,847 Yeah! 1836 01:03:07,979 --> 01:03:09,328 Cold feet? 1837 01:03:09,371 --> 01:03:12,113 Ever since you proposed, you haven't been yourself. 1838 01:03:12,157 --> 01:03:13,549 [clears throat] Cold feet? 1839 01:03:13,593 --> 01:03:17,989 Lisa, I am not getting cold feet. 1840 01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:20,730 In fact, it's the... it's the complete opposite. 1841 01:03:20,774 --> 01:03:22,254 My feet are very warm. 1842 01:03:22,297 --> 01:03:24,169 I want this. 1843 01:03:24,212 --> 01:03:25,518 And I apologize. 1844 01:03:25,561 --> 01:03:26,954 I apologize if things have been 1845 01:03:26,998 --> 01:03:29,522 a little crazy as of late, but, babe, 1846 01:03:29,565 --> 01:03:31,393 you gotta know that I am out here. 1847 01:03:31,437 --> 01:03:33,178 I'm-I'm... I'm trying. 1848 01:03:33,221 --> 01:03:37,878 Okay? I am busting my ass every day, every night, 1849 01:03:37,922 --> 01:03:39,445 for us. 1850 01:03:39,488 --> 01:03:41,403 For me and you. 1851 01:03:41,447 --> 01:03:43,057 I'm in a different world out there, babe. 1852 01:03:43,101 --> 01:03:46,017 And this world is stressing me out. 1853 01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:49,977 It is stressing me out. 1854 01:03:50,021 --> 01:03:51,196 [sighs] 1855 01:03:51,239 --> 01:03:52,675 I'm sorry I doubted you. 1856 01:03:52,719 --> 01:03:55,243 I-I know this career change has been a lot. 1857 01:03:55,287 --> 01:03:57,289 It's a lot. 1858 01:03:57,332 --> 01:03:59,987 It's so much. 1859 01:04:00,031 --> 01:04:02,294 It's so, so much. 1860 01:04:02,337 --> 01:04:04,165 Poor baby. 1861 01:04:05,558 --> 01:04:08,387 [takes deep breath] 1862 01:04:08,430 --> 01:04:09,779 -I love you. -Oh. 1863 01:04:14,349 --> 01:04:16,134 I love you, too. 1864 01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:20,312 TEDDY: Does that complete your order? 1865 01:04:20,355 --> 01:04:22,096 -[baby crying over speaker] -WOMAN: Oh, wait, h-hold up. 1866 01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:23,532 -I don't want that apple pie. -Yeah, I can't... I'm sorry. 1867 01:04:23,576 --> 01:04:24,707 It's-it's kind of hard to hear you. 1868 01:04:24,751 --> 01:04:25,839 There's a baby in the background. 1869 01:04:25,883 --> 01:04:27,406 Baby, I said be quiet. Sit down! 1870 01:04:27,449 --> 01:04:28,886 Yeah, say-say it one more time for me. 1871 01:04:28,929 --> 01:04:30,365 -Say it... say it again. -Is that burger good or what? 1872 01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:32,324 TEDDY: Is there any way I can get you to respectfully 1873 01:04:32,367 --> 01:04:33,847 -shut that baby up? -What'd you say? 1874 01:04:33,891 --> 01:04:36,067 -Just pull up to the window, for the love... -Heck no! 1875 01:04:36,110 --> 01:04:37,677 Oh. Shit. 1876 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:39,113 -Shit. -STEWART: It won't work. 1877 01:04:39,157 --> 01:04:40,332 I see you, Teddy. 1878 01:04:40,375 --> 01:04:41,637 It's not working. 1879 01:04:41,681 --> 01:04:44,727 Teddy Walker behind the soda machine. 1880 01:04:44,771 --> 01:04:46,033 -WOMAN: Hello? -Shit. 1881 01:04:46,077 --> 01:04:48,601 Teddy Walker. I see you looking at... 1882 01:04:48,644 --> 01:04:49,645 We're making eye contact right now. 1883 01:04:49,689 --> 01:04:51,517 Open your eyes, Teddy. 1884 01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,954 -Teddy, come here! -Stewart. 1885 01:04:53,998 --> 01:04:54,955 Hey. 1886 01:04:54,999 --> 01:04:56,304 Stewart, you were saying "Teddy"? 1887 01:04:56,348 --> 01:04:57,523 About ten times. 1888 01:04:57,566 --> 01:04:58,698 -Hey. -Hey. 1889 01:04:58,741 --> 01:05:00,004 -Do me a favor. -Yep. 1890 01:05:00,047 --> 01:05:01,614 Uh, go over there and handle that situation 1891 01:05:01,657 --> 01:05:02,832 -at the drive-through. -Uh-huh. 1892 01:05:02,876 --> 01:05:04,225 And I'll tell you what to do after that, 1893 01:05:04,269 --> 01:05:05,270 because I'm in charge. 1894 01:05:05,313 --> 01:05:06,793 -Hey, so... -WOMAN: Hello? 1895 01:05:06,836 --> 01:05:08,403 Give me a second. M-Ma'am... 1896 01:05:08,447 --> 01:05:10,275 -I said I didn't want the pie. -Okay, ma'am, ma... 1897 01:05:10,318 --> 01:05:11,493 -She don't want the pie. -Uh-uh. 1898 01:05:11,537 --> 01:05:12,930 Take the pie off. She want to get the... 1899 01:05:12,973 --> 01:05:14,409 WOMAN: I said I ain't getting a pie. 1900 01:05:14,453 --> 01:05:15,497 -TEDDY: Pull up! -You heard me. 1901 01:05:15,541 --> 01:05:16,759 -Pull up to the window! -All right. 1902 01:05:16,803 --> 01:05:18,196 TEDDY: When she pull up, tell me, 1903 01:05:18,239 --> 01:05:19,980 'cause I'm gonna come punch the baby in the face. 1904 01:05:20,024 --> 01:05:22,156 God don't see everything. Just let me know. 1905 01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:26,117 Hey, talk to me, man. How you doing? 1906 01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,119 You know, I thought it was the Woodbridge punks 1907 01:05:28,162 --> 01:05:31,035 that broke into the school, but now it all makes sense. 1908 01:05:31,078 --> 01:05:34,125 I found this 1909 01:05:34,168 --> 01:05:35,822 at the scene of the crime. 1910 01:05:37,171 --> 01:05:38,477 So, what'd you do, huh? 1911 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,565 Break into my computer? 1912 01:05:39,608 --> 01:05:41,393 -[chuckles] -Steal the midterm? 1913 01:05:41,436 --> 01:05:42,785 Being a little paranoid, aren't we, Stew? 1914 01:05:42,829 --> 01:05:44,352 -Am I? -Stewart, that's a plastic bag 1915 01:05:44,396 --> 01:05:46,702 with a chicken wrapper in it with the word "evidence" 1916 01:05:46,746 --> 01:05:49,096 written on it, which is probably in your handwriting. 1917 01:05:49,140 --> 01:05:52,360 It's not exactly a smoking gun, Stew. 1918 01:05:52,404 --> 01:05:54,406 It's just a coincidence, right? 1919 01:05:54,449 --> 01:05:55,494 Probably. 1920 01:05:55,537 --> 01:05:57,278 If you stole that test, 1921 01:05:57,322 --> 01:05:58,932 I will find out, Teddy. 1922 01:05:58,976 --> 01:06:01,891 I'm an honest man trying to make an honest living. 1923 01:06:01,935 --> 01:06:04,720 Teddy Walker does not cheat. 1924 01:06:04,764 --> 01:06:06,548 You cheated. 1925 01:06:08,246 --> 01:06:10,204 Every last one of you... 1926 01:06:10,248 --> 01:06:12,032 cheated. 1927 01:06:12,076 --> 01:06:13,947 Uh... whoa. 1928 01:06:13,991 --> 01:06:16,515 Carrie, those are very strong accusations. 1929 01:06:16,558 --> 01:06:18,647 For real. Like, what? 1930 01:06:18,691 --> 01:06:19,822 I'm offended. 1931 01:06:19,866 --> 01:06:21,999 Well, I'll take note of that, Teddy. 1932 01:06:22,042 --> 01:06:24,349 Which one of you want to own up to it? 1933 01:06:24,392 --> 01:06:26,046 I'm offended, too. 1934 01:06:26,090 --> 01:06:27,439 Bobby? 1935 01:06:27,482 --> 01:06:28,701 You a criminal. 1936 01:06:28,744 --> 01:06:29,789 You obviously not good at it. 1937 01:06:29,832 --> 01:06:31,051 That's why you in jail. 1938 01:06:31,095 --> 01:06:33,053 Did you orchestrate this whole thing? 1939 01:06:33,097 --> 01:06:35,795 I mean, why you gonna pick on me and profile me? 1940 01:06:35,838 --> 01:06:37,797 I'm the only one locked up here. 1941 01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,886 So, if I'm locked up in here, 1942 01:06:39,929 --> 01:06:42,628 how can I be out there stealing the test, Miss Carrie? 1943 01:06:42,671 --> 01:06:44,325 CARRIE: Oh, oh, wait a minute. 1944 01:06:44,369 --> 01:06:45,370 Y'all stole the test? 1945 01:06:45,413 --> 01:06:46,458 I'm not saying nothing. 1946 01:06:46,501 --> 01:06:47,546 I don't know nothing. 1947 01:06:47,589 --> 01:06:48,895 I don't know shit. 1948 01:06:48,938 --> 01:06:50,070 'Cause I never said nothing 1949 01:06:50,114 --> 01:06:51,724 about anybody stealing the test. 1950 01:06:51,767 --> 01:06:54,205 We're about to get to the truth. 1951 01:06:54,248 --> 01:06:56,207 Who stole the test? 1952 01:06:56,250 --> 01:06:57,730 Mac? 1953 01:06:57,773 --> 01:07:01,255 You want to explain to me how you got a perfect score? 1954 01:07:01,299 --> 01:07:02,691 Here's the thing, all right? 1955 01:07:02,735 --> 01:07:05,520 I know I didn't get a perfect score, 1956 01:07:05,564 --> 01:07:07,000 because I missed a few on purpose. 1957 01:07:07,044 --> 01:07:07,783 Oh, fudge. 1958 01:07:07,827 --> 01:07:09,611 [Carrie chuckles] 1959 01:07:09,655 --> 01:07:11,570 Thank you! 1960 01:07:11,613 --> 01:07:12,919 You's a snitch, Mac. 1961 01:07:12,962 --> 01:07:14,703 Snitches are bitches. 1962 01:07:14,747 --> 01:07:16,879 I don't like cheaters. 1963 01:07:16,923 --> 01:07:21,014 And I hate that I am teaching a room full of cheaters. 1964 01:07:21,058 --> 01:07:23,408 I don't like men that cheat. 1965 01:07:23,451 --> 01:07:24,887 I don't like women that cheat. 1966 01:07:24,931 --> 01:07:26,150 I don't even deal with politicians. 1967 01:07:26,193 --> 01:07:28,413 You know why? 'Cause they all cheaters. 1968 01:07:28,456 --> 01:07:29,849 I don't even eat Cheetos. 1969 01:07:29,892 --> 01:07:31,546 You know why? 'Cause it sound like "cheaters." 1970 01:07:31,590 --> 01:07:34,114 Plus that Cheeto dust will give you that Trump color. 1971 01:07:34,158 --> 01:07:36,421 -Yeah. -It's hard to get that Cheeto dust 1972 01:07:36,464 --> 01:07:38,118 off your hands. 1973 01:07:38,162 --> 01:07:39,946 It'll mess up your Girbauds. 1974 01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:41,861 You know, I liked you at first. 1975 01:07:41,904 --> 01:07:43,167 I'm done with all of y'all. 1976 01:07:43,210 --> 01:07:45,125 All of y'all can get up out my class. 1977 01:07:45,169 --> 01:07:46,648 -I'm done with y'all. -What? 1978 01:07:46,692 --> 01:07:48,259 Okay, Carrie, let me... I want to say something. 1979 01:07:48,302 --> 01:07:50,261 What about my GED? He's gonna drop out of high school. 1980 01:07:50,304 --> 01:07:52,654 If I don't get my GED, I'm going to prison. 1981 01:07:52,698 --> 01:07:53,873 I need this GED. 1982 01:07:53,916 --> 01:07:55,092 You need to keep your booty closed. 1983 01:07:55,135 --> 01:07:56,702 That's what you need to do. You in jail. 1984 01:07:56,745 --> 01:07:58,051 No, I need this GED. 1985 01:07:58,095 --> 01:07:59,444 We can't live on Randy's salary. 1986 01:07:59,487 --> 01:08:00,662 Please don't make me go home. 1987 01:08:00,706 --> 01:08:02,099 I hate my kids. 1988 01:08:03,883 --> 01:08:05,537 But I love being a mom. 1989 01:08:05,580 --> 01:08:07,800 I'm blessed. I'm so blessed. 1990 01:08:07,843 --> 01:08:09,628 LUIS: Carrie, please. 1991 01:08:09,671 --> 01:08:11,151 I cannot live a lifetime 1992 01:08:11,195 --> 01:08:13,153 of driving around drunks in a Corolla. 1993 01:08:13,197 --> 01:08:14,763 JAYLEN: Look, the last thing I want to do 1994 01:08:14,807 --> 01:08:16,461 is be cleaning the rooms at the Best Western. 1995 01:08:16,504 --> 01:08:17,679 Okay? 'Cause all that... 1996 01:08:17,723 --> 01:08:18,985 Especially them short-stay rooms, 1997 01:08:19,028 --> 01:08:20,508 'cause you know what that is, right? 1998 01:08:20,552 --> 01:08:22,771 That's just gonna be used condoms, soiled sheets. 1999 01:08:22,815 --> 01:08:24,860 Ain't that where you met your bottom bitch at? 2000 01:08:26,862 --> 01:08:28,995 You know Trina? 2001 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:30,214 Mm-hmm. 2002 01:08:30,257 --> 01:08:31,563 She got a fat ass, too. 2003 01:08:31,606 --> 01:08:34,305 You know what? All you got little sob stories, 2004 01:08:34,348 --> 01:08:36,045 but y'all should've thought about that 2005 01:08:36,089 --> 01:08:38,265 before you went and stole the test. 2006 01:08:40,354 --> 01:08:42,356 Just get the hell up out of my class. 2007 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:45,838 [students clamoring] 2008 01:08:45,881 --> 01:08:48,145 THERESA: It's not sob stories. No! 2009 01:08:48,188 --> 01:08:49,755 I'm-I'm the one who wants to get my life together. 2010 01:08:49,798 --> 01:08:51,322 Let-let-let me tell you something about Jay. 2011 01:08:51,365 --> 01:08:54,325 -[clamoring continues] -CARRIE: Get out! 2012 01:08:54,368 --> 01:08:56,675 Get out! Get out! 2013 01:08:56,718 --> 01:08:58,024 -All of y'all... -It was me. 2014 01:08:58,067 --> 01:08:59,330 -And I... Hey. -[clamoring stops] 2015 01:08:59,373 --> 01:09:01,201 It was me. 2016 01:09:03,551 --> 01:09:05,205 Shouldn't be mad at none of them. 2017 01:09:05,249 --> 01:09:07,033 I mean, yeah, they looked at the answers, 2018 01:09:07,076 --> 01:09:09,209 but they wouldn't have if I hadn't put it on their lap. 2019 01:09:10,428 --> 01:09:12,256 I take responsibility for it all. 2020 01:09:12,299 --> 01:09:14,475 I was the mastermind. I orchestrated the whole thing. 2021 01:09:14,519 --> 01:09:15,737 It was all me. 2022 01:09:16,608 --> 01:09:17,870 Thank you. 2023 01:09:17,913 --> 01:09:19,828 Thank you, Teddy. 2024 01:09:19,872 --> 01:09:21,961 I appreciate your honesty. 2025 01:09:22,004 --> 01:09:23,919 I'm just trying to do what's right, Carrie. 2026 01:09:23,963 --> 01:09:26,313 Now you can get the hell out of my class. 2027 01:09:26,357 --> 01:09:28,054 Huh? 2028 01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:29,795 Hit the road, Jack. 2029 01:09:29,838 --> 01:09:33,102 Don't let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you. 2030 01:09:33,146 --> 01:09:34,800 I thought that when I said all that stuff, 2031 01:09:34,843 --> 01:09:36,018 that you would listen to it. 2032 01:09:36,062 --> 01:09:37,194 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2033 01:09:37,237 --> 01:09:38,673 You gets no second chances up in here. 2034 01:09:38,717 --> 01:09:39,848 Not with me no more. 2035 01:09:39,892 --> 01:09:41,459 Uh-uh. I ain't got your back no more. 2036 01:09:41,502 --> 01:09:43,896 -You don't even want to be here. -I do want to be here. 2037 01:09:43,939 --> 01:09:45,245 You don't even want to be here, Teddy. 2038 01:09:45,289 --> 01:09:47,247 -No. -And as for the rest of you, 2039 01:09:47,291 --> 01:09:48,988 I want you to think long and hard 2040 01:09:49,031 --> 01:09:51,643 about if you really want this. 2041 01:09:51,686 --> 01:09:53,384 [sighs] 2042 01:09:53,427 --> 01:09:55,473 Class dismissed. 2043 01:09:58,084 --> 01:09:59,390 "Find a solution for the..." 2044 01:09:59,433 --> 01:10:01,305 [crying]: I don't know none of this shit. 2045 01:10:01,348 --> 01:10:02,610 I need you. 2046 01:10:02,654 --> 01:10:05,526 -I need your help. -Put your damn hand down. 2047 01:10:05,570 --> 01:10:07,311 I'm going to Rainbows before they close. 2048 01:10:07,354 --> 01:10:09,704 That's emotional shopping, Carrie. 2049 01:10:09,748 --> 01:10:11,402 It's Rainbows, you blessed heifer. 2050 01:10:11,445 --> 01:10:12,925 Shit is cheap. 2051 01:10:14,709 --> 01:10:17,103 [long sigh] 2052 01:10:17,146 --> 01:10:19,671 Teddy, Teddy, Teddy. 2053 01:10:19,714 --> 01:10:21,977 You are stupid. 2054 01:10:22,021 --> 01:10:25,024 She didn't know what was going on until you admitted it. 2055 01:10:25,067 --> 01:10:26,634 We had her right up till the end, 2056 01:10:26,678 --> 01:10:29,463 and then Teddy, old brick head... 2057 01:10:29,507 --> 01:10:31,944 -[book strikes Mackenzie] -Oh, Teddy! 2058 01:10:31,987 --> 01:10:33,598 JAYLEN: You deserved that. 2059 01:10:33,641 --> 01:10:35,817 LISA: A school? 2060 01:10:35,861 --> 01:10:38,603 We've never taken on a project like that. 2061 01:10:38,646 --> 01:10:41,780 STEWART: Well, I am an outside-of-the-box thinker. 2062 01:10:41,823 --> 01:10:43,303 That's just who I am. 2063 01:10:43,347 --> 01:10:44,913 I think that if students are excited 2064 01:10:44,957 --> 01:10:46,219 about their environment, 2065 01:10:46,263 --> 01:10:48,134 they'll be excited about learning. 2066 01:10:48,177 --> 01:10:49,527 That makes total sense. 2067 01:10:49,570 --> 01:10:50,919 I know I would. 2068 01:10:50,963 --> 01:10:52,181 Well, I'm glad to hear it. 2069 01:10:52,225 --> 01:10:53,705 If you're interested, I'd love to give you 2070 01:10:53,748 --> 01:10:55,010 a tour of the school. 2071 01:10:55,054 --> 01:10:56,795 You could come by any day, or you know what, 2072 01:10:56,838 --> 01:10:58,187 you could even come after school. 2073 01:10:58,231 --> 01:11:01,365 We have several night programs as well. 2074 01:11:03,018 --> 01:11:05,369 -Hey. -Hey. 2075 01:11:05,412 --> 01:11:07,632 CARRIE [in distance]: Okay, show me what you got. 2076 01:11:07,675 --> 01:11:09,068 Show me what you got! 2077 01:11:09,111 --> 01:11:11,462 What you got? for me? Come on. 2078 01:11:11,505 --> 01:11:13,377 Light up. What you got? 2079 01:11:13,420 --> 01:11:15,117 Oh, you killing me! 2080 01:11:15,161 --> 01:11:16,815 You won. Congratulations. 2081 01:11:16,858 --> 01:11:18,599 I'm proud of you, boo. 2082 01:11:18,643 --> 01:11:20,558 Now, it's not cool that you beat your teacher 2083 01:11:20,601 --> 01:11:22,560 at Texas hold 'em, but I like the way 2084 01:11:22,603 --> 01:11:25,084 you nailed down the calculations on the pot odds, 2085 01:11:25,127 --> 01:11:27,478 so I'm gonna let this slide. 2086 01:11:27,521 --> 01:11:29,349 Now, remember what I said. 2087 01:11:29,393 --> 01:11:32,178 There are no shortcuts. You gotta work your butt off. 2088 01:11:32,221 --> 01:11:34,180 Okay? Give me some love. 2089 01:11:34,223 --> 01:11:36,704 Mmm. So proud of you. 2090 01:11:36,748 --> 01:11:38,271 Go on and have a good day, now. 2091 01:11:38,315 --> 01:11:40,534 Maybe one day, I'll take you to Vegas. 2092 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:45,017 [sighs] 2093 01:11:47,585 --> 01:11:49,021 That was cool. 2094 01:11:50,414 --> 01:11:53,112 You know, uh, this used to be the special ed classroom 2095 01:11:53,155 --> 01:11:54,548 when I went here. 2096 01:11:54,592 --> 01:11:56,028 It still is. 2097 01:11:56,071 --> 01:11:57,943 You teach special ed? 2098 01:11:57,986 --> 01:12:01,425 Special ed is one of my sections. 2099 01:12:01,468 --> 01:12:04,253 It's one of my favorites, actually. 2100 01:12:06,038 --> 01:12:09,389 You know, that kid reminds me a lot of myself. 2101 01:12:09,433 --> 01:12:10,956 [chuckles] I couldn't do math for shit 2102 01:12:10,999 --> 01:12:12,436 when I was in school. 2103 01:12:12,479 --> 01:12:14,481 Difference is I didn't have a teacher like you 2104 01:12:14,525 --> 01:12:16,918 that was willing to stay behind and help me. 2105 01:12:16,962 --> 01:12:18,529 I know what you're doing, Teddy. 2106 01:12:18,572 --> 01:12:22,054 And I admit it was very cool of you 2107 01:12:22,097 --> 01:12:24,622 to take the fall for your classmates, 2108 01:12:24,665 --> 01:12:25,840 but you're a hustler. 2109 01:12:25,884 --> 01:12:28,408 Trying to skate by without doing the work. 2110 01:12:28,452 --> 01:12:30,410 You should know you can't hustle me. 2111 01:12:30,454 --> 01:12:31,237 I do. 2112 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,935 Okay? I-I do know that. 2113 01:12:33,979 --> 01:12:36,068 And I promise you I'm done. 2114 01:12:36,111 --> 01:12:37,548 I'm not hustling no more. 2115 01:12:37,591 --> 01:12:40,551 Night school is about second chances. 2116 01:12:40,594 --> 01:12:42,553 And if I don't get this second chance, 2117 01:12:42,596 --> 01:12:43,945 then it's over for me. 2118 01:12:43,989 --> 01:12:46,470 Night school is all that I have. 2119 01:12:46,513 --> 01:12:48,602 [sighs] 2120 01:12:48,646 --> 01:12:50,299 Please. 2121 01:12:50,343 --> 01:12:52,954 I'll consider it on one condition. 2122 01:12:52,998 --> 01:12:54,608 Whatever it is. 2123 01:12:54,652 --> 01:12:56,305 We get you tested. 2124 01:12:56,349 --> 01:12:59,091 For STDs? That's not an issue. 2125 01:13:00,179 --> 01:13:01,528 I don't mind that. I mean... 2126 01:13:01,572 --> 01:13:02,747 [sighs] Goddamn it. 2127 01:13:02,790 --> 01:13:04,096 There was one time where, uh, 2128 01:13:04,139 --> 01:13:05,663 the condom popped 'cause I put my... 2129 01:13:05,706 --> 01:13:07,316 No, you idiot. 2130 01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:10,319 For learning disabilities. 2131 01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:14,933 Nobody cares about your escapades with your bitches. 2132 01:13:14,976 --> 01:13:17,326 TEDDY: So, what are the test results, 2133 01:13:17,370 --> 01:13:18,110 Carrie? 2134 01:13:18,153 --> 01:13:20,982 Teddy, the issue is... 2135 01:13:22,114 --> 01:13:24,246 ...you're clinically dumb. 2136 01:13:27,511 --> 01:13:29,034 I knew it. 2137 01:13:29,077 --> 01:13:31,471 I knew it was a mistake. I knew it was a mistake. 2138 01:13:31,515 --> 01:13:34,082 [laughs] Boy, I'm sorry. I'm just messing with you. 2139 01:13:34,126 --> 01:13:35,693 -Come on, Carrie. -Look, look. 2140 01:13:35,736 --> 01:13:36,955 My suspicions were right, 2141 01:13:36,998 --> 01:13:39,958 and you, my friend, are dyslexic. 2142 01:13:40,001 --> 01:13:41,612 Okay. 2143 01:13:41,655 --> 01:13:43,614 Okay, so that just means I'm having problems 2144 01:13:43,657 --> 01:13:45,398 with my reading and my writing, right? 2145 01:13:45,442 --> 01:13:48,270 Yep, but you also have dyscalculia. 2146 01:13:48,314 --> 01:13:50,185 Discalcu... I don't even know how to pronounce that. 2147 01:13:50,229 --> 01:13:53,537 Basically, it's like dyslexia but with math. 2148 01:13:55,669 --> 01:13:57,062 That's what I got. 2149 01:13:57,105 --> 01:13:58,411 I knew it. 2150 01:13:58,455 --> 01:14:00,282 Now that you say it, it makes sense. 2151 01:14:00,326 --> 01:14:01,501 If you take me to a restaurant 2152 01:14:01,545 --> 01:14:02,894 and you say, "Teddy, leave the tip," 2153 01:14:02,937 --> 01:14:03,982 I'm-I'm all over the place. 2154 01:14:04,025 --> 01:14:05,157 That's exactly what it is. 2155 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,985 -We did it. -Oh, we're not done. 2156 01:14:07,028 --> 01:14:09,335 You also have a processing disorder. 2157 01:14:09,378 --> 01:14:11,511 I got a touch of prostate cancer? 2158 01:14:11,555 --> 01:14:13,774 She didn't touch my ass one time. 2159 01:14:13,818 --> 01:14:15,559 I said "processing disorder." 2160 01:14:15,602 --> 01:14:18,039 Carrie, if you're not going to help me, 2161 01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:19,345 then we're wasting our time. 2162 01:14:19,388 --> 01:14:21,869 Explain to me what this stuff is. 2163 01:14:21,913 --> 01:14:23,131 If I got a proc... 2164 01:14:23,175 --> 01:14:24,481 Oh, my God. 2165 01:14:25,873 --> 01:14:28,049 I'm not processing it. 2166 01:14:29,311 --> 01:14:31,488 I didn't process none of that shit. 2167 01:14:31,531 --> 01:14:34,882 You are just one big, beautiful mixed drink 2168 01:14:34,926 --> 01:14:36,536 of learning disabilities. 2169 01:14:36,580 --> 01:14:37,929 So I'm not dumb? 2170 01:14:37,972 --> 01:14:39,757 Boy, I was just playing when I said that earlier. 2171 01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:42,847 No good teacher would ever call their students dumb. 2172 01:14:42,890 --> 01:14:44,370 Okay. 2173 01:14:44,413 --> 01:14:46,372 So, how do we fix it? Let's talk solution. 2174 01:14:46,415 --> 01:14:48,026 Well, there's no cure for what you have. 2175 01:14:48,069 --> 01:14:50,376 Oh, my God. 2176 01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:52,683 I got learning herpes? 2177 01:14:52,726 --> 01:14:54,075 Boy... 2178 01:14:54,119 --> 01:14:55,381 Oh, shit. 2179 01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:57,688 There is no such thing as learning herpes. 2180 01:14:57,731 --> 01:14:59,559 I'm blistering up. 2181 01:14:59,603 --> 01:15:01,953 It's 'cause I'm trying to think. 2182 01:15:01,996 --> 01:15:04,129 -Hey, Teddy! -Hey, Mac. 2183 01:15:04,172 --> 01:15:06,131 -Ringleader. -Hi, guys. 2184 01:15:06,174 --> 01:15:08,873 -Teddy! -Yeah, Teddy! Teddy! 2185 01:15:08,916 --> 01:15:10,570 Teaching the conventional way 2186 01:15:10,614 --> 01:15:13,486 just isn't gonna get it done for Teddy, 2187 01:15:13,530 --> 01:15:14,922 so we're gonna mix it up. 2188 01:15:14,966 --> 01:15:16,707 You out here getting it in. 2189 01:15:16,750 --> 01:15:19,187 What's going on, Carrie? Why you in here? 2190 01:15:19,231 --> 01:15:21,189 Why you in the ring? What's going on? 2191 01:15:21,233 --> 01:15:23,975 Teddy, your difficulties are focus-related. 2192 01:15:24,018 --> 01:15:25,150 Uh-huh. 2193 01:15:25,193 --> 01:15:26,760 My goal is to remove that mind chatter 2194 01:15:26,804 --> 01:15:30,024 so you can achieve properly unencumbered neural pathways. 2195 01:15:30,068 --> 01:15:31,591 And this isn't a ring. 2196 01:15:31,635 --> 01:15:32,853 It's a hexagon. 2197 01:15:32,897 --> 01:15:34,768 Huh. Oh, it is. 2198 01:15:34,812 --> 01:15:35,900 Yeah, well... 2199 01:15:35,943 --> 01:15:37,423 Why you taking your shoes off? 2200 01:15:37,466 --> 01:15:39,120 Is this somebody's carpet? 2201 01:15:39,164 --> 01:15:40,905 Teddy, what's the square root of 81? 2202 01:15:40,948 --> 01:15:42,080 What? 2203 01:15:42,123 --> 01:15:45,083 -[grunts] -Ow! Ow! 2204 01:15:45,126 --> 01:15:47,564 -Shit! -What's the square root of 81? 2205 01:15:47,607 --> 01:15:49,609 I don't know. [groans] What you do...? 2206 01:15:49,653 --> 01:15:51,872 -Ow! Carrie! -What's the square root of 81? 2207 01:15:51,916 --> 01:15:53,178 You breaking my arm! 2208 01:15:53,221 --> 01:15:54,440 Come on, we're clearing those neural pathways. 2209 01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:56,181 -No! [screams] -Stop. Hey! 2210 01:15:56,224 --> 01:15:57,748 -What you doing? -Focus! 2211 01:15:57,791 --> 01:16:00,881 -[screams] -Square root! Focus! 2212 01:16:00,925 --> 01:16:02,187 I don't know! 2213 01:16:02,230 --> 01:16:04,624 -Oh, God! [screams] -[bones cracking] 2214 01:16:04,668 --> 01:16:07,758 Concentrate. Teddy, concentrate. 2215 01:16:07,801 --> 01:16:09,107 Come on, Teddy, come on. 2216 01:16:09,150 --> 01:16:10,543 ♪ Na na na-na na na 2217 01:16:10,587 --> 01:16:13,328 ♪ Na na-na na na na-na na na-na... ♪ 2218 01:16:13,372 --> 01:16:15,113 How you feeling today, Teddy? 2219 01:16:15,156 --> 01:16:18,638 I'm-I'm feeling fine, Carrie, but I ain't feeling 2220 01:16:18,682 --> 01:16:20,858 this Mr. Miyagi shit, okay? 2221 01:16:20,901 --> 01:16:22,642 What's the capital of Belgium? 2222 01:16:22,686 --> 01:16:24,209 Uh... 2223 01:16:24,252 --> 01:16:25,253 waffles. 2224 01:16:25,297 --> 01:16:26,646 -What? [stomps foot] -Run! 2225 01:16:26,690 --> 01:16:28,169 -[gasping, screaming] -Don't you run from me. 2226 01:16:28,213 --> 01:16:29,910 -Don't you run from me. -Don't. He's so little. 2227 01:16:29,954 --> 01:16:32,783 -What is the capital of Belgium? -[groaning] 2228 01:16:32,826 --> 01:16:34,785 I haven't eaten breakfast! I don't know! 2229 01:16:34,828 --> 01:16:37,483 -That is not the answer! -[screams, groans] 2230 01:16:37,526 --> 01:16:38,658 Pretend you're dead. 2231 01:16:38,702 --> 01:16:41,226 -Oh! Oh! [screams] -Get back here! 2232 01:16:41,269 --> 01:16:43,141 Teddy, focus. 2233 01:16:43,184 --> 01:16:45,186 -Concentrate. -Let's do it. 2234 01:16:45,230 --> 01:16:47,928 ♪ Ooh, tell you all my deepest, darkest secrets... ♪ 2235 01:16:47,972 --> 01:16:50,452 Water is comprised of...? 2236 01:16:50,496 --> 01:16:52,019 Let's go, Teddy. You got this, Teddy. 2237 01:16:52,063 --> 01:16:53,847 -Rain. -"Rain." 2238 01:16:53,891 --> 01:16:55,849 TEDDY: Wait, no. Wait, wait. [grunts] 2239 01:16:55,893 --> 01:16:57,982 I know it, I know it. Um... 2240 01:16:58,025 --> 01:16:59,505 -Think. -[stammering] 2241 01:16:59,548 --> 01:17:01,638 -Focus! -Um... helium. 2242 01:17:01,681 --> 01:17:02,943 No. No, no, no. 2243 01:17:02,987 --> 01:17:04,902 Nitrogen. It's nitrogen, right? 2244 01:17:04,945 --> 01:17:06,991 -You better get it right. -It's a gas. 2245 01:17:07,034 --> 01:17:09,123 -What? -It's a gas! [grunts] 2246 01:17:09,167 --> 01:17:11,430 [screaming] 2247 01:17:13,388 --> 01:17:14,781 Jesus Christ! 2248 01:17:14,825 --> 01:17:15,608 Give me the answer! 2249 01:17:15,652 --> 01:17:17,088 -Say it! -[screaming] 2250 01:17:17,131 --> 01:17:18,089 Give me the damn answer. 2251 01:17:18,132 --> 01:17:19,351 Tell me! 2252 01:17:19,394 --> 01:17:20,744 It's two part hydrogen, 2253 01:17:20,787 --> 01:17:22,702 one part... one... 2254 01:17:22,746 --> 01:17:23,660 one part oxygen. 2255 01:17:23,703 --> 01:17:25,749 -Yes! -Say that again. 2256 01:17:25,792 --> 01:17:27,185 He said it. Don't make him say it again. 2257 01:17:27,228 --> 01:17:28,403 I said two part hydrogen, 2258 01:17:28,447 --> 01:17:30,710 one part oxygen. 2259 01:17:30,754 --> 01:17:31,537 [laughing] 2260 01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:32,538 Teddy, that's right. 2261 01:17:32,581 --> 01:17:34,018 -You got it right. -What? 2262 01:17:34,061 --> 01:17:35,193 That's the correct answer. 2263 01:17:35,236 --> 01:17:37,108 [gasps] I got it right. 2264 01:17:37,151 --> 01:17:38,326 You got it right, Teddy. 2265 01:17:38,370 --> 01:17:40,067 [chuckling]: Yeah. Yes. 2266 01:17:40,111 --> 01:17:41,373 Yes! 2267 01:17:41,416 --> 01:17:43,244 What a big day for all of us. 2268 01:17:43,288 --> 01:17:44,463 I can't believe that I actually... 2269 01:17:44,506 --> 01:17:46,552 [grunts] What? 2270 01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:47,640 [sniffs] 2271 01:17:47,684 --> 01:17:49,511 What is that smell? What is that? 2272 01:17:49,555 --> 01:17:52,427 Oh, now, that's a gas. 2273 01:17:52,471 --> 01:17:54,821 You bust ass in my face, Car...? 2274 01:17:54,865 --> 01:17:56,344 Methane. 2275 01:17:56,388 --> 01:17:57,563 It's in my mouth. 2276 01:17:57,606 --> 01:17:59,565 You got my lips all chapped and shit. 2277 01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:01,132 This ain't no type of education. 2278 01:18:01,175 --> 01:18:02,829 This is chemical warfare. 2279 01:18:02,873 --> 01:18:05,005 [snoring] 2280 01:18:05,049 --> 01:18:06,964 LUIS: AirDrop it to you. 2281 01:18:07,007 --> 01:18:10,445 -TEDDY: Yeah. -[indistinct chatter] 2282 01:18:10,489 --> 01:18:12,404 [sniffling] 2283 01:18:12,447 --> 01:18:14,667 -[sobbing] -Theresa, what's wrong? 2284 01:18:14,711 --> 01:18:15,799 Oh... 2285 01:18:15,842 --> 01:18:17,583 I just... this all went so fast. 2286 01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:19,280 I don't want school to end. 2287 01:18:19,324 --> 01:18:20,586 [chuckling]: Okay. 2288 01:18:20,629 --> 01:18:22,762 Well, you can come to college with me. 2289 01:18:22,806 --> 01:18:25,243 -What? You're going? -Mm-hmm. 2290 01:18:25,286 --> 01:18:27,245 -I'm so happy for you. -[chuckling] 2291 01:18:27,288 --> 01:18:28,768 When did you decide? 2292 01:18:28,812 --> 01:18:30,335 Well, don't take this the wrong way, 2293 01:18:30,378 --> 01:18:32,729 but hanging out with you guys scared the shit out of me. 2294 01:18:32,772 --> 01:18:35,079 So I think I'm gonna... I think I'm gonna 2295 01:18:35,122 --> 01:18:36,167 do something with my life. 2296 01:18:36,210 --> 01:18:37,646 That's wonderful. 2297 01:18:37,690 --> 01:18:40,432 I can just see you now in the cutest outfit-- 2298 01:18:40,475 --> 01:18:42,434 little miniskirt-- walking through the quad. 2299 01:18:42,477 --> 01:18:44,088 You're clutching onto your philosophy thesis. 2300 01:18:44,131 --> 01:18:46,743 But when you get to class, the professor is blown away 2301 01:18:46,786 --> 01:18:48,222 -by how brilliant it is. -Yeah. 2302 01:18:48,266 --> 01:18:49,789 So he grabs onto you, and you can 2303 01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:51,269 feel him up against your thigh. 2304 01:18:51,312 --> 01:18:52,792 -Uh... -Not in a sexual way, 2305 01:18:52,836 --> 01:18:54,707 but not not in a sexual way, you know? 2306 01:18:54,751 --> 01:18:57,231 And he looks strangely like Bruno Mars. 2307 01:18:57,275 --> 01:18:58,450 Even though he's super academic, 2308 01:18:58,493 --> 01:18:59,843 he wears, like, pink blazers sometimes. 2309 01:18:59,886 --> 01:19:02,584 Well, you can still go to college and do... 2310 01:19:02,628 --> 01:19:04,412 that other stuff. 2311 01:19:05,326 --> 01:19:06,545 Me? College? 2312 01:19:06,588 --> 01:19:07,938 Oh, no. Randy wouldn't let me. 2313 01:19:07,981 --> 01:19:10,984 Screw Randy. You can do whatever you want to do. 2314 01:19:11,028 --> 01:19:12,203 You don't know Randy. 2315 01:19:12,246 --> 01:19:13,682 Why can't you just be like, "Hey, Randy. 2316 01:19:13,726 --> 01:19:15,859 I want to do this. Deal with it." 2317 01:19:15,902 --> 01:19:17,599 CARRIE [from hall]: Okay! 2318 01:19:17,643 --> 01:19:19,819 Night school people. 2319 01:19:19,863 --> 01:19:23,518 Last class, final demonstration. 2320 01:19:23,562 --> 01:19:25,303 Carrie, please, no more learning. 2321 01:19:25,346 --> 01:19:26,478 My brain is at capacity. 2322 01:19:26,521 --> 01:19:27,958 I want to be a dental hy-enist, 2323 01:19:28,001 --> 01:19:29,829 not Elon Musk or Stephen Hawking. 2324 01:19:29,873 --> 01:19:31,222 [chuckles] Well, okay, Luis. 2325 01:19:31,265 --> 01:19:32,658 I'm right there with you. 2326 01:19:32,701 --> 01:19:33,528 Ha! 2327 01:19:33,572 --> 01:19:34,834 -Oh, no. -[Carrie laughing] 2328 01:19:34,878 --> 01:19:36,749 Is this another science experiment? 2329 01:19:36,793 --> 01:19:39,970 Oh, no, this is a celebration, Big Mac. 2330 01:19:40,013 --> 01:19:41,841 -[whooping] -Oh, yeah. You guys been 2331 01:19:41,885 --> 01:19:43,669 -working your asses off. -[all exclaiming] 2332 01:19:43,712 --> 01:19:45,671 -[laughter] -Hey! -Shit! 2333 01:19:45,714 --> 01:19:47,455 Oh, I'm so sorry, Bobby. 2334 01:19:47,499 --> 01:19:48,979 No, that's cool. I'm gonna make me 2335 01:19:49,022 --> 01:19:50,981 some toilet punch after lockdown, baby. 2336 01:19:51,024 --> 01:19:53,200 -[muffled dance music playing] -Y'all-y'all hear that music? 2337 01:19:53,244 --> 01:19:54,462 -Yeah. -Oh, yeah. 2338 01:19:54,506 --> 01:19:56,682 Oh, you know what, it's prom night. 2339 01:19:56,725 --> 01:19:57,726 You guys go to prom? 2340 01:19:57,770 --> 01:19:59,685 -No, I was in juvie. -Really? 2341 01:19:59,728 --> 01:20:01,165 I was home with an infant. 2342 01:20:01,208 --> 01:20:02,862 This is a sign, guys. 2343 01:20:02,906 --> 01:20:05,169 -What? -Yeah, we've been working hard. 2344 01:20:05,212 --> 01:20:06,518 We should let some steam off. 2345 01:20:06,561 --> 01:20:08,346 Why don't we go to the prom? 2346 01:20:08,389 --> 01:20:10,130 You know what? Class dismissed. 2347 01:20:10,174 --> 01:20:11,479 Let's go shake that ass. 2348 01:20:11,523 --> 01:20:13,133 [all cheering] 2349 01:20:13,177 --> 01:20:15,832 Let's go to prom, baby! Let's go to prom! 2350 01:20:15,875 --> 01:20:17,877 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 2351 01:20:17,921 --> 01:20:18,922 Oh, my God! 2352 01:20:18,965 --> 01:20:21,011 You need to get drunk. Get drunk! 2353 01:20:21,054 --> 01:20:22,055 What the hell, Theresa? 2354 01:20:22,099 --> 01:20:23,535 I've been outside honking 2355 01:20:23,578 --> 01:20:24,971 for like 15 minutes. 2356 01:20:25,015 --> 01:20:28,714 ♪ I feel like I can break through the ceiling ♪ 2357 01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:31,978 ♪ So I find myself a place without missing a beat ♪ 2358 01:20:32,022 --> 01:20:33,719 ♪ Where they buy me a drink 2359 01:20:33,762 --> 01:20:35,895 ♪ A place where I can dance like I'm free ♪ 2360 01:20:35,939 --> 01:20:37,592 Don't talk to me like that. 2361 01:20:37,636 --> 01:20:38,767 ♪ I'll dance until these chains fall... ♪ 2362 01:20:38,811 --> 01:20:40,465 I'm your wife. I'm not your mommy, 2363 01:20:40,508 --> 01:20:42,032 and I'm not your house cleaner. 2364 01:20:42,075 --> 01:20:44,773 And when I get my GED, I'm gonna pursue my dreams, 2365 01:20:44,817 --> 01:20:46,819 and I'm gonna need your support. 2366 01:20:46,863 --> 01:20:49,735 And also, I want to have sex on a regular basis. 2367 01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:51,171 -Oh. -Mmm! -[Randy chuckles] 2368 01:20:51,215 --> 01:20:52,477 I mean, like, really weird sex. 2369 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:53,913 Like, not make-a-baby sex, 2370 01:20:53,957 --> 01:20:55,306 but 45-minute sex. 2371 01:20:55,349 --> 01:20:56,916 Like, Fifty Shades of Greysex. 2372 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:58,352 Hmm? 2373 01:20:58,396 --> 01:21:00,267 THERESA: I want you to crack this up like a walnut. 2374 01:21:00,311 --> 01:21:01,486 Do I make myself clear?! 2375 01:21:01,529 --> 01:21:03,227 Okay, okay. 2376 01:21:03,270 --> 01:21:04,750 I'm so sorry, babe. 2377 01:21:04,793 --> 01:21:06,926 I think you're a freakin' rock star. 2378 01:21:06,970 --> 01:21:08,972 And judging by what you just said to me, 2379 01:21:09,015 --> 01:21:11,148 I can't wait to be your porn star. 2380 01:21:11,191 --> 01:21:12,453 Whoa. 2381 01:21:12,497 --> 01:21:14,151 [chuckles quietly] 2382 01:21:14,194 --> 01:21:15,630 -[dance music blaring] -CARRIE: All right, y'all, 2383 01:21:15,674 --> 01:21:17,154 we got the party up in here tonight! 2384 01:21:18,590 --> 01:21:20,157 That's a clean batch. 2385 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:22,637 I want this punch to stay that way. 2386 01:21:22,681 --> 01:21:25,205 Gonna be checking throughout the night. 2387 01:21:25,249 --> 01:21:26,946 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2388 01:21:26,990 --> 01:21:29,644 Excuse me. This dance is for students only. 2389 01:21:29,688 --> 01:21:31,429 Well, this is my night school class, 2390 01:21:31,472 --> 01:21:32,952 and they are students here. 2391 01:21:32,996 --> 01:21:34,432 Okay, well, technically, technically, you're still 2392 01:21:34,475 --> 01:21:35,607 on school hours, so, Miss Carter, 2393 01:21:35,650 --> 01:21:36,825 please return to your classroom. 2394 01:21:36,869 --> 01:21:38,610 Well, we gonna spend our class hours 2395 01:21:38,653 --> 01:21:40,525 -in the gym, at the party. -Carrie. 2396 01:21:40,568 --> 01:21:42,048 So get out of the way, bitch. Move! 2397 01:21:42,092 --> 01:21:43,963 -I can't allow this. -She got you. She got you. 2398 01:21:44,007 --> 01:21:45,617 Man, why you always about that rah-rah, man? 2399 01:21:45,660 --> 01:21:47,010 I'll allow this. I'll allow this to happen. 2400 01:21:47,053 --> 01:21:48,750 We just trying to get a vibe, though. 2401 01:21:48,794 --> 01:21:49,969 [giggles quietly] 2402 01:21:50,013 --> 01:21:51,449 TEDDY: All right, Piedmont High, 2403 01:21:51,492 --> 01:21:53,233 make room for the night school crew! 2404 01:21:53,277 --> 01:21:54,626 ♪ One, two, three, uh! 2405 01:21:54,669 --> 01:21:56,541 ♪ My baby don't mess around... ♪ 2406 01:21:56,584 --> 01:21:58,412 Watch out, watch out, watch out! 2407 01:21:58,456 --> 01:22:00,545 ♪ And this I know for sure 2408 01:22:00,588 --> 01:22:01,589 Everybody, come on! 2409 01:22:01,633 --> 01:22:03,200 ♪ Uh! 2410 01:22:03,243 --> 01:22:06,638 ♪ Thank God for Mom and Dad for sticking to together... ♪ 2411 01:22:06,681 --> 01:22:08,509 JAYLEN: Oh, Miss C gonna kill 'em! 2412 01:22:10,163 --> 01:22:11,251 ♪ Yeah! Huh! 2413 01:22:11,295 --> 01:22:13,471 ♪ Hey ya 2414 01:22:13,514 --> 01:22:14,733 Yeah! 2415 01:22:16,300 --> 01:22:19,172 ♪ Hey ya 2416 01:22:19,216 --> 01:22:21,261 -♪ Hey ya -Pelvic, pelvic, pelvic. 2417 01:22:23,872 --> 01:22:27,137 -♪ Hey ya -[whooping] 2418 01:22:27,180 --> 01:22:29,139 ♪ Here we go, uh, shake it, shake-shake it ♪ 2419 01:22:29,182 --> 01:22:30,836 -♪ Shake it, shake-shake it -♪ Oh, oh 2420 01:22:30,879 --> 01:22:32,229 ♪ Shake it, shake-shake it 2421 01:22:32,272 --> 01:22:35,188 ♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it like ♪ 2422 01:22:35,232 --> 01:22:36,929 -♪ A Polaroid picture -♪ You know what to do 2423 01:22:36,973 --> 01:22:38,148 ♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it ♪ 2424 01:22:38,191 --> 01:22:40,541 -♪ You know what to do -[yells] 2425 01:22:40,585 --> 01:22:42,848 ♪ Shake it, shake it, sh-sh-shake it ♪ 2426 01:22:42,891 --> 01:22:44,763 ♪ You know what to do 2427 01:22:44,806 --> 01:22:46,156 -♪ Hey ya -What you doing, Jaylen? 2428 01:22:46,199 --> 01:22:49,028 -♪ Oh, oh -That's enough. That's enough, man. 2429 01:22:49,072 --> 01:22:50,595 -♪ Hey ya -Go, Theresa! 2430 01:22:50,638 --> 01:22:52,292 -[cheering] -♪ Oh, oh 2431 01:22:52,336 --> 01:22:54,381 ♪ Hey ya 2432 01:22:54,425 --> 01:22:56,862 -♪ Oh, oh -She's twerking! She's twerking! 2433 01:22:56,905 --> 01:22:59,299 -♪ Hey ya -She's twerking! 2434 01:22:59,343 --> 01:23:00,997 -Go, T! -Crack my walnut! 2435 01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:02,999 -[whooping] -That's not for kids, Theresa! 2436 01:23:03,042 --> 01:23:04,913 -♪ Oh, oh -Go, T! 2437 01:23:04,957 --> 01:23:07,438 -♪ Hey ya... -[song fades] 2438 01:23:07,481 --> 01:23:10,223 [slow ballad playing] 2439 01:23:10,267 --> 01:23:13,270 ♪ Ooh, ooh 2440 01:23:13,313 --> 01:23:17,491 ♪ Oh, oh 2441 01:23:17,535 --> 01:23:20,233 ♪ Hey, hey 2442 01:23:20,277 --> 01:23:23,541 ♪ The dream is all that keeps me alive ♪ 2443 01:23:23,584 --> 01:23:26,109 [sings line in Spanish] 2444 01:23:26,152 --> 01:23:27,893 ♪ No matter what it takes 2445 01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:30,809 ♪ You know I'm always gonna keep on fighting ♪ 2446 01:23:30,852 --> 01:23:32,593 ♪ I'm fighting 2447 01:23:34,117 --> 01:23:36,728 ♪ I'm never gonna let the dream go ♪ 2448 01:23:36,771 --> 01:23:39,818 ♪ I'll take this all the way 2449 01:23:39,861 --> 01:23:43,865 ♪ Nobody's ever, ever gonna stop el sueño ♪ 2450 01:23:43,909 --> 01:23:45,998 ♪ Ah, ah, ah♪ 2451 01:23:46,042 --> 01:23:49,349 ♪ No desert, no snake gonna take me down ♪ 2452 01:23:49,393 --> 01:23:52,222 -♪ Take me down -♪ Take me down, no way...♪ 2453 01:23:52,265 --> 01:23:55,094 Wait, s-sweetheart, who-who's watching the kids? 2454 01:23:55,138 --> 01:23:56,835 I got it covered. 2455 01:23:56,878 --> 01:23:59,620 She said, "I want to be a flight attendant." 2456 01:23:59,664 --> 01:24:01,535 You see? 2457 01:24:01,579 --> 01:24:04,495 "I want to go from place to place. 2458 01:24:04,538 --> 01:24:06,888 It'd be like going..." 2459 01:24:06,932 --> 01:24:09,152 Is y'all little bitches listening? 2460 01:24:10,370 --> 01:24:13,721 You know, Carrie, you are incredible. 2461 01:24:13,765 --> 01:24:15,462 I'm serious. 2462 01:24:15,506 --> 01:24:16,637 There's never been a teacher 2463 01:24:16,681 --> 01:24:18,422 that believe in me the way that you do. 2464 01:24:18,465 --> 01:24:20,076 Teddy, what can I say? 2465 01:24:20,119 --> 01:24:23,644 You've grown so much in such a short period of time. 2466 01:24:23,688 --> 01:24:25,342 And if you keep up with all the stuff 2467 01:24:25,385 --> 01:24:28,693 that we've been doing, you are well on your way. 2468 01:24:28,736 --> 01:24:30,564 I'm just... 2469 01:24:30,608 --> 01:24:32,914 I'm really, really proud of you. 2470 01:24:32,958 --> 01:24:35,917 [Luis singing in Spanish] 2471 01:24:39,704 --> 01:24:42,272 You know, Carrie, uh... 2472 01:24:42,315 --> 01:24:45,797 these past few weeks have been amazing. 2473 01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:48,365 I mean, our chemistry, it goes without saying, 2474 01:24:48,408 --> 01:24:49,453 it's strong. 2475 01:24:49,496 --> 01:24:51,368 I sense it. I know you do, too. 2476 01:24:51,411 --> 01:24:52,630 But as magical as these moments 2477 01:24:52,673 --> 01:24:53,761 that we've been having may be... 2478 01:24:53,805 --> 01:24:55,633 Fool, I'm gay. 2479 01:24:55,676 --> 01:24:57,069 I'm not trying to play. 2480 01:24:57,113 --> 01:24:58,592 Now, I'm not saying I ain't no freak, 2481 01:24:58,636 --> 01:24:59,811 'cause I'd drop it off on you. 2482 01:24:59,854 --> 01:25:01,029 I'm a lesbian. 2483 01:25:01,073 --> 01:25:04,294 If you want to pursue acting, you can. 2484 01:25:04,337 --> 01:25:05,730 No, I'm gay. 2485 01:25:05,773 --> 01:25:07,297 Say that again. It sound like you said you're gay. 2486 01:25:07,340 --> 01:25:08,776 I'm gay. 2487 01:25:08,820 --> 01:25:10,952 I like women. 2488 01:25:10,996 --> 01:25:12,258 Are you sure? Because I'm getting 2489 01:25:12,302 --> 01:25:13,999 -a whole different vibe. -MAYA: Oh, hell no! 2490 01:25:14,042 --> 01:25:16,262 -I'm pretty sure. -Oh, God. 2491 01:25:17,698 --> 01:25:19,700 Teddy? 2492 01:25:19,744 --> 01:25:22,355 Hey. 2493 01:25:22,399 --> 01:25:24,357 There they go. 2494 01:25:24,401 --> 01:25:26,054 What are you doing here? 2495 01:25:26,098 --> 01:25:27,491 Huh? 2496 01:25:27,534 --> 01:25:29,449 What are you doing at a high school prom? 2497 01:25:29,493 --> 01:25:32,322 What, uh... what-what are you doing here, babe? 2498 01:25:32,365 --> 01:25:34,759 Why you... why you here? 2499 01:25:34,802 --> 01:25:36,195 Principal Patowsky is interested in us 2500 01:25:36,239 --> 01:25:38,284 redesigning the school, so he asked us to stop by... 2501 01:25:38,328 --> 01:25:39,720 Oh, he did, huh? 2502 01:25:40,982 --> 01:25:42,810 Well played, Stewart. 2503 01:25:42,854 --> 01:25:45,161 You two know each other? 2504 01:25:45,204 --> 01:25:46,858 Ask Stewart. 2505 01:25:46,901 --> 01:25:48,947 Uh, yes, we went to high school together. 2506 01:25:48,990 --> 01:25:51,689 I think I mentioned that at our first meeting. 2507 01:25:51,732 --> 01:25:54,431 No. No, you didn't. 2508 01:25:55,823 --> 01:25:57,782 Teddy, I am so confused. 2509 01:25:57,825 --> 01:26:00,219 Why are you here? And who is she? 2510 01:26:00,263 --> 01:26:02,178 I can explain. It ain't what it look like. 2511 01:26:02,221 --> 01:26:03,962 I'm in here with a bunch of kids, 2512 01:26:04,005 --> 01:26:05,746 dressed in street clothes. 2513 01:26:05,790 --> 01:26:08,706 Then remember I blew out the, uh, Barbecue Shack. 2514 01:26:08,749 --> 01:26:10,360 Fire took me out of that thing. 2515 01:26:10,403 --> 01:26:12,971 And now my windshield was-was messed... 2516 01:26:13,014 --> 01:26:14,668 got me messed up about the car. 2517 01:26:14,712 --> 01:26:18,368 My brakes ain't working, 'cause I backed into this, um... 2518 01:26:18,411 --> 01:26:20,674 She gay. She ain't even... 2519 01:26:20,718 --> 01:26:22,807 She ain't even interested in me. 2520 01:26:22,850 --> 01:26:24,678 So... so... 2521 01:26:24,722 --> 01:26:26,071 Goddamn it. 2522 01:26:26,114 --> 01:26:26,941 Lisa. 2523 01:26:26,985 --> 01:26:28,247 -Not now. Not now. -Wait. 2524 01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:29,335 Lisa. 2525 01:26:30,858 --> 01:26:32,295 Okay, Lisa. 2526 01:26:32,338 --> 01:26:33,687 Lisa, Lisa. 2527 01:26:33,731 --> 01:26:35,036 Lisa, can you listen, please? 2528 01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:37,038 Lisa, please just listen. 2529 01:26:37,082 --> 01:26:39,476 What? What are you gonna say, Teddy? 2530 01:26:41,608 --> 01:26:43,567 I'm a high school dropout. 2531 01:26:43,610 --> 01:26:45,395 Okay? That woman in there, 2532 01:26:45,438 --> 01:26:48,180 Carrie-- that's my night school teacher. 2533 01:26:48,224 --> 01:26:49,921 That's what I've been doing all these evenings. 2534 01:26:49,964 --> 01:26:51,749 I've been studying to get my GED 2535 01:26:51,792 --> 01:26:53,925 so that I can get a job at Marvin's. 2536 01:26:54,882 --> 01:26:56,449 So you don't work there now? 2537 01:26:56,493 --> 01:26:58,321 I don't... 2538 01:26:58,364 --> 01:26:59,974 I don't work there yet. 2539 01:27:00,018 --> 01:27:02,063 Right now I work at a fast food restaurant 2540 01:27:02,107 --> 01:27:04,109 called Christian Chicken, 2541 01:27:04,152 --> 01:27:06,590 where the chicken is Christian for some reason. 2542 01:27:06,633 --> 01:27:07,721 JAYLEN: Oh, wait. L-Lisa, 2543 01:27:07,765 --> 01:27:08,853 Lisa, Lisa, let me just 2544 01:27:08,896 --> 01:27:09,984 say this before you judge him. 2545 01:27:10,028 --> 01:27:11,638 It ain't that average chicken. 2546 01:27:11,682 --> 01:27:13,249 It's not the same fast food 2547 01:27:13,292 --> 01:27:15,294 that you be getting from these other little hood spots. 2548 01:27:15,338 --> 01:27:17,601 It's got the flavor... I don't know if they use a needle, 2549 01:27:17,644 --> 01:27:19,820 -but they get the flavor... -Jaylen, Jaylen, Jaylen! 2550 01:27:20,647 --> 01:27:22,170 How do you know my name? 2551 01:27:22,214 --> 01:27:23,998 My nigga be talking about you in the class all the time. 2552 01:27:24,042 --> 01:27:26,523 He said you was bad. I didn't know you was that bad. 2553 01:27:26,566 --> 01:27:28,307 We're Teddy's classmates. I'm Theresa. 2554 01:27:28,351 --> 01:27:31,615 -That's Jaylen, Mila, Mackenzie, and Luis. -Hey. 2555 01:27:31,658 --> 01:27:34,095 You remember me? I-I was actually the waiter 2556 01:27:34,139 --> 01:27:37,098 at the restaurant when Teddy pulled all of his pubes, 2557 01:27:37,142 --> 01:27:39,013 and then... and he put them in the cheesecake 2558 01:27:39,057 --> 01:27:40,450 to get out of paying. 2559 01:27:40,493 --> 01:27:43,583 Now we're best friends. 2560 01:27:43,627 --> 01:27:44,976 [scoffs] 2561 01:27:45,019 --> 01:27:47,152 Thank you for your honesty. 2562 01:27:49,241 --> 01:27:50,242 Honesty. 2563 01:27:50,286 --> 01:27:52,810 I know... 2564 01:27:52,853 --> 01:27:55,334 that this is a lot to take in. 2565 01:27:55,378 --> 01:27:56,204 Really? 2566 01:27:56,248 --> 01:27:57,858 But if you let me explain... 2567 01:27:57,902 --> 01:27:59,425 -No. -If you just... if you let me explain... 2568 01:27:59,469 --> 01:28:01,601 No, Teddy, I'm done with your explanations. 2569 01:28:03,299 --> 01:28:05,213 You lied to me about everything. 2570 01:28:06,476 --> 01:28:07,564 Why? 2571 01:28:07,607 --> 01:28:09,348 To impress me? 2572 01:28:09,392 --> 01:28:11,481 Teddy, I make my own money. 2573 01:28:11,524 --> 01:28:14,005 You think I care about what kind of car you drive 2574 01:28:14,048 --> 01:28:16,355 or what kind of watch you have on? 2575 01:28:16,399 --> 01:28:18,357 That's not me. 2576 01:28:18,401 --> 01:28:20,664 If you think that, then you don't know me. 2577 01:28:20,707 --> 01:28:22,013 That's not true. 2578 01:28:22,056 --> 01:28:23,101 If you don't know me, 2579 01:28:23,144 --> 01:28:24,189 then you couldn't truly love me. 2580 01:28:24,232 --> 01:28:26,060 That's not true, Lisa. 2581 01:28:29,063 --> 01:28:31,022 Don't come back to the apartment tonight. 2582 01:28:33,764 --> 01:28:37,202 Well, maybe you could stay with your night school friend. 2583 01:28:40,031 --> 01:28:42,250 Maybe she'd have some use for this. 2584 01:28:43,208 --> 01:28:45,993 It's probably fake, right? 2585 01:28:49,562 --> 01:28:50,346 MAYA: Lisa. 2586 01:28:50,389 --> 01:28:51,564 -Lis... -[door opens] 2587 01:28:51,608 --> 01:28:52,913 Lisa! 2588 01:28:53,784 --> 01:28:55,351 [door closes] 2589 01:29:02,401 --> 01:29:04,272 GLADYS: I cut the crust off, 2590 01:29:04,316 --> 01:29:06,536 just how you like it. 2591 01:29:06,579 --> 01:29:08,146 Thanks, Ma. 2592 01:29:08,189 --> 01:29:12,280 You're not seriously skipping that GED test, are you? 2593 01:29:12,324 --> 01:29:13,543 Yeah. 2594 01:29:13,586 --> 01:29:16,154 I mean, I was doing all that stuff for Lisa. 2595 01:29:16,197 --> 01:29:18,809 If she's not around, then what's the point? 2596 01:29:18,852 --> 01:29:20,941 My poor baby, I feel terrible. 2597 01:29:20,985 --> 01:29:23,988 Oh, Gladys, now, stop coddling this boy. 2598 01:29:24,031 --> 01:29:25,598 -[sighs] -You know, Theodore, 2599 01:29:25,642 --> 01:29:27,252 you're a grown-ass man. 2600 01:29:27,295 --> 01:29:29,428 You need to get your shit together. 2601 01:29:29,472 --> 01:29:30,473 I know, Dad. 2602 01:29:30,516 --> 01:29:32,866 I mean, you say you got dyslexia, 2603 01:29:32,910 --> 01:29:35,129 "dyscoglia." 2604 01:29:35,173 --> 01:29:36,609 Dyscalculia. 2605 01:29:36,653 --> 01:29:38,132 However you say it. 2606 01:29:38,176 --> 01:29:40,439 The issue is you're dishonest. 2607 01:29:40,483 --> 01:29:42,398 I don't blame that girl for dumping you. 2608 01:29:42,441 --> 01:29:45,618 -Now, Gerald, that is enough. -Uh-huh. 2609 01:29:46,837 --> 01:29:48,752 You know, maybe you're right. 2610 01:29:48,795 --> 01:29:50,754 Maybe I do deserve it. 2611 01:29:50,797 --> 01:29:51,929 You think? 2612 01:29:51,972 --> 01:29:54,366 I was being sarcastic. 2613 01:29:54,410 --> 01:29:56,890 I'll get your bed ready, baby. 2614 01:29:56,934 --> 01:29:58,675 Would you like a tuck-in? 2615 01:29:58,718 --> 01:30:00,154 Yes, please. 2616 01:30:01,155 --> 01:30:02,287 Thank you, Mom. 2617 01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:04,158 Anything for you, darling. 2618 01:30:09,686 --> 01:30:11,296 I failed. 2619 01:30:13,254 --> 01:30:15,474 I failed as a father. 2620 01:30:16,606 --> 01:30:18,390 A tuck-in? 2621 01:30:19,347 --> 01:30:20,697 [indistinct whispering] 2622 01:30:20,740 --> 01:30:23,047 Oh, my gosh, why'd he come on the bus like that? 2623 01:30:23,090 --> 01:30:25,310 -I don't know. -He ain't got no friends. 2624 01:30:29,140 --> 01:30:30,620 What's the problem? 2625 01:30:30,663 --> 01:30:32,404 ♪ 2626 01:30:32,448 --> 01:30:33,884 TEDDY: Christian Chicken! 2627 01:30:33,927 --> 01:30:35,973 -[horn honking] -♪ Call me Mr. Pitiful... 2628 01:30:36,016 --> 01:30:37,975 Honk once if you love chicken. 2629 01:30:38,018 --> 01:30:40,543 Honk twice if you love the Lord. 2630 01:30:40,586 --> 01:30:42,588 Come and get your chicken if you... 2631 01:30:42,632 --> 01:30:44,329 ready to start winning. 2632 01:30:44,372 --> 01:30:45,591 Hey. 2633 01:30:45,635 --> 01:30:46,766 Sellout! 2634 01:30:46,810 --> 01:30:47,811 What? 2635 01:30:47,854 --> 01:30:49,290 You a sellout, man. 2636 01:30:49,334 --> 01:30:50,509 Brother, I'm just trying to make an honest living. 2637 01:30:50,553 --> 01:30:51,684 Why don't you get off my back? 2638 01:30:51,728 --> 01:30:53,686 Go get a job at the post office, then. 2639 01:30:53,730 --> 01:30:55,514 -Get your ass up out of here. -What? Say it again! 2640 01:30:55,558 --> 01:30:56,602 -[door opens] -Come on, man! 2641 01:30:56,646 --> 01:30:57,864 -Go ahead with that. -[door closes] 2642 01:30:57,908 --> 01:30:59,475 Stay woke, brah. 2643 01:30:59,518 --> 01:31:02,434 Yeah, well, I see you ate the chicken, you son of a bitch. 2644 01:31:04,567 --> 01:31:06,699 So, this is what it's come to, huh? 2645 01:31:09,702 --> 01:31:11,661 You got some nerve, man. 2646 01:31:11,704 --> 01:31:13,271 Teddy, look. 2647 01:31:14,533 --> 01:31:17,536 I came here to apologize. 2648 01:31:17,580 --> 01:31:19,407 I'm on my break. 2649 01:31:19,451 --> 01:31:21,497 -I ain't got time for this. -Teddy, please, just listen. 2650 01:31:21,540 --> 01:31:23,150 I don't want to hear nothing you got to say, man. 2651 01:31:23,194 --> 01:31:24,238 No, please just listen to me. 2652 01:31:24,282 --> 01:31:25,718 I don't have nothing to say to you. 2653 01:31:25,762 --> 01:31:27,154 I just... well, I have something to say to you, okay? 2654 01:31:27,198 --> 01:31:28,242 -What? What? -Give me 30 seconds, okay? 2655 01:31:28,286 --> 01:31:29,548 30 seconds. Go. 2656 01:31:29,592 --> 01:31:31,637 Listen, when-when we were in high school, 2657 01:31:31,681 --> 01:31:33,291 you had everything that I wanted. 2658 01:31:33,334 --> 01:31:34,988 You got 28 seconds left. 2659 01:31:35,032 --> 01:31:36,381 I had grades. That's all I had. 2660 01:31:36,424 --> 01:31:39,515 You-you had sports, friends, girls. 2661 01:31:39,558 --> 01:31:41,560 -I sucked at all that. -20. 2662 01:31:41,604 --> 01:31:43,867 I was 27 when I grabbed my first boob! 2663 01:31:43,910 --> 01:31:46,130 You're at one, but before I... before I walk away, 2664 01:31:46,173 --> 01:31:47,523 I want to tell you that's sad. 2665 01:31:47,566 --> 01:31:48,611 -That's my point. -I don't care. 2666 01:31:48,654 --> 01:31:50,047 -Why are you telling me? -My point is... 2667 01:31:50,090 --> 01:31:52,310 I was a late bloomer, and I was desperate and sad, 2668 01:31:52,353 --> 01:31:53,746 and I blamed you. 2669 01:31:53,790 --> 01:31:55,792 And the other night, 2670 01:31:55,835 --> 01:31:59,143 when I got my revenge, it felt awful. 2671 01:31:59,186 --> 01:32:01,232 I got into education to make a difference 2672 01:32:01,275 --> 01:32:03,582 in people's lives, not to ruin them. 2673 01:32:03,626 --> 01:32:05,366 -[car door opens] -CARRIE: Also, 2674 01:32:05,410 --> 01:32:08,065 I told Stewart here I'd beat his ass 2675 01:32:08,108 --> 01:32:09,719 if he didn't come and apologize. 2676 01:32:09,762 --> 01:32:11,372 That is true. That was a part... 2677 01:32:11,416 --> 01:32:12,896 part of it, a small part. 2678 01:32:12,939 --> 01:32:14,419 Okay, you know what, guys? 2679 01:32:14,462 --> 01:32:18,118 I appreciate the whole after-school special moment. 2680 01:32:18,162 --> 01:32:20,294 But understand that I am okay. 2681 01:32:20,338 --> 01:32:22,253 I am where I'm supposed to be. 2682 01:32:22,296 --> 01:32:23,646 -All right? -Your destiny is to work 2683 01:32:23,689 --> 01:32:25,735 at a fast food joint next to a strip club? 2684 01:32:25,778 --> 01:32:28,389 Yes. All right, if I stand in the right spot 2685 01:32:28,433 --> 01:32:30,609 in this parking lot, I can smell cocoa butter 2686 01:32:30,653 --> 01:32:32,568 and fried chicken at the same time. 2687 01:32:32,611 --> 01:32:35,092 And I don't know about you guys, but that's a win for me. 2688 01:32:35,135 --> 01:32:37,616 -Teddy, l-listen to me. Ted... -Ain't no "Teddy, listen." 2689 01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:39,226 You know I wasn't gonna pass that test, 2690 01:32:39,270 --> 01:32:40,576 so don't sit here and act like 2691 01:32:40,619 --> 01:32:42,403 it wasn't gonna be a different story. 2692 01:32:42,447 --> 01:32:43,622 And don't act like you don't want 2693 01:32:43,666 --> 01:32:45,276 to be able to finally say that I'm dumb. 2694 01:32:45,319 --> 01:32:46,407 No, you're not. 2695 01:32:46,451 --> 01:32:48,627 You can finally say it, Stew. Say it. 2696 01:32:48,671 --> 01:32:50,455 Teddy... 2697 01:32:50,498 --> 01:32:52,979 you are a lot of things. 2698 01:32:53,023 --> 01:32:54,590 A hustler. 2699 01:32:54,633 --> 01:32:55,765 A liar. 2700 01:32:55,808 --> 01:32:57,331 You're very short. 2701 01:32:57,375 --> 01:32:59,769 -Mad loud, too. -Mmm. 2702 01:32:59,812 --> 01:33:01,901 But you are not dumb. 2703 01:33:01,945 --> 01:33:05,470 Now, this suit you got on is dumb as hell. 2704 01:33:05,513 --> 01:33:07,211 -I rebuke you. -You...? 2705 01:33:07,254 --> 01:33:08,734 Rebuke. I rebuke you! 2706 01:33:08,778 --> 01:33:10,431 -Boy... give me this thing. -I'm going to work. 2707 01:33:10,475 --> 01:33:11,911 Now, let me go back to... What you doing? 2708 01:33:11,955 --> 01:33:13,565 -What you doing, man? -Take this suit off, 2709 01:33:13,609 --> 01:33:15,436 -and you gonna take this test. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2710 01:33:15,480 --> 01:33:16,829 -No, let's use our words. -You gonna take this test. 2711 01:33:16,873 --> 01:33:18,178 -All right, come here. -You know what? 2712 01:33:18,222 --> 01:33:19,353 -What you doing? -She has a belt. 2713 01:33:19,397 --> 01:33:20,485 -She's got a belt! -[Teddy screams] 2714 01:33:20,528 --> 01:33:21,747 -You gonna take this suit off. -Hey! 2715 01:33:21,791 --> 01:33:23,357 -Uh, guys, guys, guys, guys... -[clamoring] 2716 01:33:23,401 --> 01:33:25,055 -You stop! You stay there! -Get off me! 2717 01:33:25,098 --> 01:33:26,796 It's gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you. 2718 01:33:26,839 --> 01:33:29,146 Oh, God, I can't be a part of this. 2719 01:33:29,189 --> 01:33:31,627 Gonna tear your ass up! 2720 01:33:31,670 --> 01:33:33,237 Okay, this seems like a black thing, 2721 01:33:33,280 --> 01:33:35,326 so I-I'm just gonna order us some food. 2722 01:33:35,369 --> 01:33:36,980 -All right! All right! -Now, listen to me. 2723 01:33:37,023 --> 01:33:38,242 -You listening to me? -Yes. 2724 01:33:38,285 --> 01:33:39,852 Now, you have worked too hard to be 2725 01:33:39,896 --> 01:33:42,899 running around here in a damn holy chicken suit. 2726 01:33:42,942 --> 01:33:44,683 -Okay? -Yes. 2727 01:33:44,727 --> 01:33:46,859 Now, either you get in the car 2728 01:33:46,903 --> 01:33:49,253 and you take that test, 2729 01:33:49,296 --> 01:33:52,648 or I continue to tenderize your ass! 2730 01:33:52,691 --> 01:33:53,953 Your choice. 2731 01:33:57,565 --> 01:34:00,220 -Are you ready? -Good luck, guys. 2732 01:34:01,134 --> 01:34:02,832 -Yeah. -I'm back. 2733 01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:04,660 Hey, Carrie. 2734 01:34:07,793 --> 01:34:08,925 [sighs] 2735 01:34:12,537 --> 01:34:14,365 -MACKENZIE: Teddy! -MILA: Aw, Teddy's back. 2736 01:34:14,408 --> 01:34:15,932 Good to see you, bro. What's up, Ted? 2737 01:34:15,975 --> 01:34:18,804 -MILA: Hey, Teddy. -MACKENZIE: Teddy! Teddy! 2738 01:34:18,848 --> 01:34:19,805 Yes! 2739 01:34:19,849 --> 01:34:20,937 [chuckling] 2740 01:34:20,980 --> 01:34:22,025 JAYLEN: What up, king? 2741 01:34:22,068 --> 01:34:23,243 Come on, man. 2742 01:34:23,287 --> 01:34:25,202 Let's do this. 2743 01:34:25,245 --> 01:34:26,682 LUIS: Our hero returns. 2744 01:34:27,944 --> 01:34:29,423 [sighs] 2745 01:34:29,467 --> 01:34:31,991 CARRIE: Okay. We're complete. 2746 01:34:32,035 --> 01:34:34,211 So let's turn on those computers 2747 01:34:34,254 --> 01:34:35,952 and ace this thing. 2748 01:34:35,995 --> 01:34:37,040 Go. 2749 01:34:37,083 --> 01:34:38,694 [sighs] 2750 01:34:38,737 --> 01:34:40,565 Okay, robot. 2751 01:34:40,608 --> 01:34:43,437 You bowing down to a god today. 2752 01:34:48,181 --> 01:34:49,879 Good luck, everybody. 2753 01:34:49,922 --> 01:34:53,056 ♪ 2754 01:34:53,099 --> 01:34:54,927 [grunting quietly] 2755 01:34:57,190 --> 01:34:58,714 [grunts] 2756 01:35:01,804 --> 01:35:03,240 Ah. 2757 01:35:03,283 --> 01:35:04,545 [groans] 2758 01:35:06,722 --> 01:35:08,506 [sighs] 2759 01:35:09,463 --> 01:35:11,291 Come on, Teddy. 2760 01:35:17,080 --> 01:35:18,255 CARRIE: Focus. 2761 01:35:18,298 --> 01:35:19,386 Concentrate. 2762 01:35:19,430 --> 01:35:20,997 Get rid of that mind chatter. 2763 01:35:21,040 --> 01:35:22,476 [grunts] 2764 01:35:22,520 --> 01:35:23,913 -Come on. Focus. -[yells] 2765 01:35:23,956 --> 01:35:25,784 -Focus! -Oh, God! 2766 01:35:25,828 --> 01:35:27,525 [echoing]: Focus. You better get it right. 2767 01:35:27,568 --> 01:35:29,875 -[screaming] -Focus, focus, focus! 2768 01:35:31,442 --> 01:35:33,574 ♪ 2769 01:35:37,491 --> 01:35:39,667 ♪ 2770 01:35:57,685 --> 01:35:58,643 Yeah! 2771 01:36:00,688 --> 01:36:01,602 Shh. 2772 01:36:04,562 --> 01:36:07,130 Okay, everybody calm down, all right? 2773 01:36:07,173 --> 01:36:09,175 The results will be in online in just a minute. 2774 01:36:09,219 --> 01:36:13,397 -If you get over 145, you pass. -TEDDY: She's right. 2775 01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:15,486 All right, you do the hard work, you get rewarded for it. 2776 01:36:15,529 --> 01:36:16,792 -No need to panic. -[electronic chiming] 2777 01:36:16,835 --> 01:36:18,445 Hey, hey, hey. The results just came in. 2778 01:36:18,489 --> 01:36:21,187 -Oh, shit. -MACKENZIE: Oh, my gosh. Uh... 2779 01:36:21,231 --> 01:36:23,450 I passed. I got a 146! 2780 01:36:23,494 --> 01:36:25,670 -[whooping, cheering] -146! Nice! Yeah! 2781 01:36:25,713 --> 01:36:27,237 -Way to go. -MACKENZIE: Yes! 2782 01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:28,499 Management, here I come, baby! 2783 01:36:28,542 --> 01:36:29,848 -He deserved that. -[chiming] 2784 01:36:29,892 --> 01:36:32,329 -168. -Oh! 2785 01:36:32,372 --> 01:36:33,939 -JAYLEN: Swim big! -[whoops] 2786 01:36:33,983 --> 01:36:35,854 I don't have to do housework anymore. 2787 01:36:35,898 --> 01:36:37,725 -BOBBY: I passed! -Yay! Bobby passed. 2788 01:36:37,769 --> 01:36:39,249 -Bobby passed, y'all. -Yes, Bobby. 2789 01:36:39,292 --> 01:36:40,859 165, B! 2790 01:36:40,903 --> 01:36:42,426 -Way to go, man. -[Mila whoops] 2791 01:36:42,469 --> 01:36:44,602 -I'm going to college. -CARRIE: Yeah! 2792 01:36:44,645 --> 01:36:46,169 -She ready! -Hey! -Proud of you, kiddo. 2793 01:36:46,212 --> 01:36:47,344 Proud of you, kiddo. 2794 01:36:47,387 --> 01:36:49,868 Guys. Guys. 2795 01:36:49,912 --> 01:36:52,479 [whimpering]: I'm... I'm gonna be a dental hy-enist. 2796 01:36:52,523 --> 01:36:54,264 "Hygienist." He's saying "hygienist." 2797 01:36:54,307 --> 01:36:55,700 I'm gonna be a dental hy-enist. 2798 01:36:55,743 --> 01:36:57,310 -Yes. It's good for you, man. -[chiming] 2799 01:36:57,354 --> 01:36:58,398 JAYLEN: Y'all ready for this? 2800 01:36:58,442 --> 01:37:00,444 -What? -Jay got a 146! 2801 01:37:00,487 --> 01:37:02,489 Jay got a damn 146! 2802 01:37:02,533 --> 01:37:04,578 -Same as you, fam! Yeah! -Yeah! 2803 01:37:04,622 --> 01:37:06,015 -Yeah! We won this! -Proud of you guys. 2804 01:37:06,058 --> 01:37:07,581 -You said it. -JAYLEN: What you got? 2805 01:37:07,625 --> 01:37:08,800 What you got? Come on, Teddy. 2806 01:37:08,844 --> 01:37:10,628 MACKENZIE: Come on, Teddy. 2807 01:37:10,671 --> 01:37:12,543 I can't. I can't check it. 2808 01:37:12,586 --> 01:37:14,545 Here, Carrie, here, you check mine for me. 2809 01:37:14,588 --> 01:37:16,199 [sighing]: Oh, God. 2810 01:37:16,242 --> 01:37:17,417 I'm too nervous, man. 2811 01:37:17,461 --> 01:37:18,810 MACKENZIE: Come on. 2812 01:37:18,854 --> 01:37:20,594 JAYLEN: Genius level. 2813 01:37:20,638 --> 01:37:22,422 MACKENZIE: That's right. 2814 01:37:22,466 --> 01:37:23,989 Whew! 2815 01:37:24,033 --> 01:37:25,512 Teddy, I'm sorry. 2816 01:37:25,556 --> 01:37:27,166 Come on, Carrie. Don't play right now. 2817 01:37:27,210 --> 01:37:28,559 Just... just tell me the score. 2818 01:37:28,602 --> 01:37:29,821 Tell me what I got. 2819 01:37:29,865 --> 01:37:31,083 I'm not joking with you this... 2820 01:37:32,432 --> 01:37:33,869 You didn't pass. 2821 01:37:44,923 --> 01:37:47,491 I got a 117. 2822 01:37:48,709 --> 01:37:50,581 I'm sorry, Teddy. 2823 01:37:50,624 --> 01:37:52,061 It doesn't matter. You know why? 2824 01:37:52,104 --> 01:37:55,064 Because this is a... this is a minor setback 2825 01:37:55,107 --> 01:37:56,630 for a major comeback. 2826 01:37:56,674 --> 01:37:58,763 -Yes. -I'm-a take the test again, guys. 2827 01:37:58,806 --> 01:38:00,983 -That's right. Yes. -You should! 2828 01:38:01,026 --> 01:38:02,767 -I'm-a take the test again. -You take it again! 2829 01:38:02,810 --> 01:38:04,029 You're taking it again. That's right. 2830 01:38:04,073 --> 01:38:05,378 [high-pitched]: I said I'm-a take it again! 2831 01:38:05,422 --> 01:38:07,685 Oh, God, he's doing that thing with his voice. 2832 01:38:07,728 --> 01:38:09,121 Yeah, I know. I heard it, too. 2833 01:38:09,165 --> 01:38:11,080 [high-pitched]: I'm-a take the test again! 2834 01:38:11,123 --> 01:38:12,255 ♪ Hey, hey 2835 01:38:12,298 --> 01:38:13,778 ♪ Some people sometimes 2836 01:38:13,821 --> 01:38:16,912 ♪ They think they need to call it a day... ♪ 2837 01:38:19,697 --> 01:38:20,916 Is everybody getting the same number? 2838 01:38:20,959 --> 01:38:22,091 -Hey, Marv. -Yeah? 2839 01:38:22,134 --> 01:38:23,092 I failed. 2840 01:38:23,135 --> 01:38:24,441 You failed the test? 2841 01:38:24,484 --> 01:38:25,746 But I'm-a take it again. 2842 01:38:25,790 --> 01:38:27,226 That's why you stopped by? 2843 01:38:27,270 --> 01:38:29,489 ♪ Ain't never been caught up... ♪ 2844 01:38:29,533 --> 01:38:30,751 I failed again. 2845 01:38:30,795 --> 01:38:33,319 Yep, but I'm-a take it again now. 2846 01:38:33,363 --> 01:38:34,799 I'm-a take it again. 2847 01:38:34,842 --> 01:38:37,933 ♪ I'm saying I see my future... ♪ 2848 01:38:37,976 --> 01:38:39,978 -[door opens] -TEDDY: Hey, y'all. 2849 01:38:40,022 --> 01:38:41,937 I definitely didn't pass that one. 2850 01:38:41,980 --> 01:38:43,242 I mean, there was a whole section 2851 01:38:43,286 --> 01:38:44,287 that I didn't even understand. 2852 01:38:44,330 --> 01:38:46,550 I'm-a take it again, though. 2853 01:38:48,508 --> 01:38:50,510 You sure he's not just dumb? 2854 01:38:50,554 --> 01:38:52,121 TEDDY: Well, the new test results 2855 01:38:52,164 --> 01:38:53,470 just came in. 2856 01:38:53,513 --> 01:38:54,993 I failed. 2857 01:38:55,037 --> 01:38:56,560 Wait a minute. 2858 01:38:56,603 --> 01:38:58,214 Wait, I passed. 2859 01:38:58,257 --> 01:38:59,519 You what? 2860 01:38:59,563 --> 01:39:01,478 A 178. That's, like, college, right? 2861 01:39:01,521 --> 01:39:02,653 -I passed. -[gasps] 2862 01:39:02,696 --> 01:39:03,828 -[cheering] -You passed? 2863 01:39:03,871 --> 01:39:06,135 [cheering and whooping] 2864 01:39:06,178 --> 01:39:07,788 ♪ Hey... 2865 01:39:07,832 --> 01:39:11,662 I passed! I passed! 2866 01:39:11,705 --> 01:39:13,229 You killed it, son. 2867 01:39:13,272 --> 01:39:15,100 I did it, man! I did it! 2868 01:39:15,144 --> 01:39:17,668 Hey, watch your back. Watch your back! 2869 01:39:17,711 --> 01:39:19,670 Oh, yeah! 2870 01:39:19,713 --> 01:39:21,628 -ALL: Teddy! Teddy! -Whoa! 2871 01:39:21,672 --> 01:39:23,369 -Teddy! Teddy! -I passed! 2872 01:39:23,413 --> 01:39:24,718 Teddy! Teddy! 2873 01:39:24,762 --> 01:39:27,983 Thank you! Thank you! 2874 01:39:28,026 --> 01:39:30,115 [sobbing] 2875 01:39:31,769 --> 01:39:33,249 TEDDY: I don't deserve it! 2876 01:39:34,946 --> 01:39:38,080 We, the class of 2018, represent a generation 2877 01:39:38,123 --> 01:39:39,820 of forward-thinking, 2878 01:39:39,864 --> 01:39:42,519 rule-challenging, fearless leaders. 2879 01:39:42,562 --> 01:39:44,956 Let us go forward from this day 2880 01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:47,045 with confidence and with courage. 2881 01:39:47,089 --> 01:39:50,396 As we cross this stage, let us do so with the knowledge 2882 01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:55,662 that with faith in ourselves, nothing is impossible. 2883 01:39:55,706 --> 01:39:57,490 -Thank you. -[applause] 2884 01:39:57,534 --> 01:39:59,623 [gasps] 2885 01:40:02,495 --> 01:40:05,194 Beautiful and inspiring words. 2886 01:40:05,237 --> 01:40:06,369 Thank you, Mikayla. 2887 01:40:06,412 --> 01:40:07,761 Now, before we conclude, 2888 01:40:07,805 --> 01:40:09,676 I'm sure some of you are wondering 2889 01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:13,724 why we have adult students with us onstage. 2890 01:40:13,767 --> 01:40:15,552 Well, as you all know, 2891 01:40:15,595 --> 01:40:17,510 I am an innovator. 2892 01:40:17,554 --> 01:40:19,425 A maverick. 2893 01:40:19,469 --> 01:40:21,732 I don't play by the... 2894 01:40:21,775 --> 01:40:22,950 [clears throat] 2895 01:40:22,994 --> 01:40:24,909 -[chuckles] -So I have decided 2896 01:40:24,952 --> 01:40:27,129 for the first time in Piedmont history 2897 01:40:27,172 --> 01:40:28,739 to invite our night school graduates 2898 01:40:28,782 --> 01:40:30,045 to join our seniors. 2899 01:40:30,088 --> 01:40:31,872 They have elected one of their own 2900 01:40:31,916 --> 01:40:33,570 to speak on their behalf. 2901 01:40:33,613 --> 01:40:36,094 It is with great pride 2902 01:40:36,138 --> 01:40:38,531 that I introduce Mr. Teddy Walker. 2903 01:40:38,575 --> 01:40:39,706 [applause] 2904 01:40:39,750 --> 01:40:40,925 -Hey, all right. -[whooping] 2905 01:40:40,968 --> 01:40:42,448 -Yeah! -You got this, Teddy. 2906 01:40:42,492 --> 01:40:44,450 -You got this. -Teddy! Teddy! 2907 01:40:44,494 --> 01:40:45,843 Teddy! Teddy! 2908 01:40:45,886 --> 01:40:48,933 Teddy! Teddy! Teddy! 2909 01:40:48,976 --> 01:40:50,413 -Teddy! Teddy! -[chuckling] 2910 01:40:50,456 --> 01:40:51,762 Teddy! 2911 01:40:52,632 --> 01:40:54,069 [clears throat] 2912 01:40:54,112 --> 01:40:56,984 Uh, let me just start off by telling you guys 2913 01:40:57,028 --> 01:40:58,812 a little something about me. 2914 01:40:59,944 --> 01:41:02,686 I'm Teddy Walker, and... 2915 01:41:02,729 --> 01:41:04,427 I'm a liar. 2916 01:41:04,470 --> 01:41:06,124 ♪ 2917 01:41:06,168 --> 01:41:09,780 For years, I've been pretending to be somebody else. 2918 01:41:09,823 --> 01:41:11,564 Somebody that I'm not. 2919 01:41:11,608 --> 01:41:16,482 And my reason for doing that is because I was ashamed. 2920 01:41:16,526 --> 01:41:20,138 Ashamed that I didn't learn like my classmates. 2921 01:41:21,574 --> 01:41:24,969 Ashamed that I couldn't take a test. 2922 01:41:25,012 --> 01:41:27,972 Ashamed that I let my family and my friends down. 2923 01:41:28,015 --> 01:41:31,149 I mean, I put so much time and energy into creating 2924 01:41:31,193 --> 01:41:33,543 this fake version of Teddy Walker 2925 01:41:33,586 --> 01:41:36,981 that I forgot the value that went into learning in school. 2926 01:41:37,024 --> 01:41:39,157 I'm talking about honesty. 2927 01:41:39,201 --> 01:41:41,594 I'm talking about accepting who you are. 2928 01:41:41,638 --> 01:41:43,161 And it wasn't until I met 2929 01:41:43,205 --> 01:41:46,817 my amazing night school classmates and... 2930 01:41:46,860 --> 01:41:50,125 and a teacher that actually believed in me... 2931 01:41:51,343 --> 01:41:55,869 ...that I was able to accept who I was. 2932 01:41:55,913 --> 01:41:57,958 As a loudmouth hustler with a boatload 2933 01:41:58,002 --> 01:42:01,005 of learning disabilities. 2934 01:42:09,274 --> 01:42:12,059 You know, for any of you who may have struggled 2935 01:42:12,103 --> 01:42:14,497 -to get it right the first time... -Lisa. -Hi. 2936 01:42:14,540 --> 01:42:16,629 ...that I am living proof 2937 01:42:16,673 --> 01:42:21,199 that you can get it together on a second chance. 2938 01:42:21,243 --> 01:42:23,201 I mean, I done had a lot of chances. 2939 01:42:23,245 --> 01:42:24,637 Mm-hmm. 2940 01:42:24,681 --> 01:42:26,987 -'Cause I messed up a lot. -Mm-hmm. 2941 01:42:27,031 --> 01:42:29,860 But I made it to the other side. 2942 01:42:29,903 --> 01:42:31,209 I mean, hell, we all did. 2943 01:42:31,253 --> 01:42:32,645 Ain't that right, night school crew? 2944 01:42:32,689 --> 01:42:33,907 Hell yeah. 2945 01:42:33,951 --> 01:42:36,214 -[cheering, whooping] -Very true. 2946 01:42:36,258 --> 01:42:38,303 TEDDY: We all got second chances. 2947 01:42:38,347 --> 01:42:39,870 And to my dad. 2948 01:42:41,001 --> 01:42:42,394 He was... he was tough on me. 2949 01:42:42,438 --> 01:42:45,484 He said some things, but he said it out of love. 2950 01:42:45,528 --> 01:42:46,964 [Teddy sniffling] 2951 01:42:47,007 --> 01:42:48,313 [crying]: Dad, I know you ain't never mean it 2952 01:42:48,357 --> 01:42:49,923 when you used to say some of the things 2953 01:42:49,967 --> 01:42:51,229 that you used to say. 2954 01:42:51,273 --> 01:42:52,752 You know, you used to say stuff like, 2955 01:42:52,796 --> 01:42:54,928 "I wish I ain't never had you." 2956 01:42:54,972 --> 01:42:57,322 Or like, uh, 2957 01:42:57,366 --> 01:42:59,063 -"That was a waste of sperm." -CARRIE: Oh! 2958 01:42:59,106 --> 01:43:00,934 -Oh. -"Oh, God, if I could 2959 01:43:00,978 --> 01:43:03,067 get that one back." I remember you said that. 2960 01:43:03,110 --> 01:43:05,548 But all that stuff was said out of love 2961 01:43:05,591 --> 01:43:07,114 to motivate me and push me. 2962 01:43:07,158 --> 01:43:09,334 And you thought you didn't do good, 2963 01:43:09,378 --> 01:43:10,770 but look at me now. 2964 01:43:11,945 --> 01:43:14,600 Anything is possible! 2965 01:43:14,644 --> 01:43:16,733 [applause and cheering] 2966 01:43:16,776 --> 01:43:18,909 [whistling] 2967 01:43:20,432 --> 01:43:22,086 I did it! 2968 01:43:22,129 --> 01:43:24,262 -Yeah! Hurray! -Go, Teddy! 2969 01:43:24,306 --> 01:43:25,263 Hey, Dad. 2970 01:43:25,307 --> 01:43:26,569 I did it, Dad! 2971 01:43:26,612 --> 01:43:28,048 I told you. 2972 01:43:28,092 --> 01:43:29,180 What'd I tell you? 2973 01:43:29,224 --> 01:43:32,139 [chuckling]: Okay. Okay. 2974 01:43:32,183 --> 01:43:34,316 Yeah! 2975 01:43:34,359 --> 01:43:35,969 [whoops] 2976 01:43:36,013 --> 01:43:38,885 Can't believe I took off work for this shit. 2977 01:43:38,929 --> 01:43:40,713 [cheering] 2978 01:43:40,757 --> 01:43:42,715 [laughing] 2979 01:43:42,759 --> 01:43:45,283 Thank you, guys, for the flowers. 2980 01:43:45,327 --> 01:43:48,373 -Look what it says. -[indistinct chatter] 2981 01:43:50,854 --> 01:43:52,421 -Hey! -Well, I definitely need the work. 2982 01:43:52,464 --> 01:43:55,119 -I need the money, so... -That's, uh... that's Teddy. 2983 01:43:58,470 --> 01:44:00,298 MARVIN: When's the last time you were in love? 2984 01:44:00,342 --> 01:44:02,300 -I work. I have a job. I'm saving lives. -Okay. Okay. 2985 01:44:02,344 --> 01:44:04,607 -Okay. You love your job. -That's what I love to do. 2986 01:44:04,650 --> 01:44:06,783 DENISE: Oh, there he is. 2987 01:44:06,826 --> 01:44:09,612 My little, smart, dumb-ass brother. 2988 01:44:09,655 --> 01:44:10,743 I'm so proud of you. 2989 01:44:10,787 --> 01:44:12,005 -Oh, thank you. -Yes. 2990 01:44:12,049 --> 01:44:13,442 -Good to see you. -Good to see you. 2991 01:44:13,485 --> 01:44:14,921 -Thank you. -Yes. -[Marvin blows into hands] 2992 01:44:14,965 --> 01:44:16,271 -Ah. Give me some, man. -Ah! Congrats. 2993 01:44:16,314 --> 01:44:18,316 Thank you, man. How do I look? Do I look smart? 2994 01:44:18,360 --> 01:44:19,926 You look unbelievable. Let me see your smart face. 2995 01:44:19,970 --> 01:44:21,058 -Hmm. -Hit it. One, two, three. 2996 01:44:21,101 --> 01:44:22,277 Show me the smart face. 2997 01:44:22,320 --> 01:44:23,539 -Yeah, it's still stupid. -Show it to me. 2998 01:44:23,582 --> 01:44:24,670 -That's it. -I love it. -Okay, that's fine. 2999 01:44:24,714 --> 01:44:25,889 -Okay. All right. -That's all right. 3000 01:44:25,932 --> 01:44:27,238 [light laughter] 3001 01:44:28,370 --> 01:44:30,589 -[whispers]: Call me. -[clears throat] 3002 01:44:32,678 --> 01:44:35,202 Hey. 3003 01:44:35,246 --> 01:44:36,943 That was a beautiful speech, Teddy. 3004 01:44:38,380 --> 01:44:41,034 That's the guy I fell in love with. 3005 01:44:43,080 --> 01:44:45,256 Then allow me to reintroduce myself. 3006 01:44:47,432 --> 01:44:49,260 I'm Teddy Walker. 3007 01:44:50,348 --> 01:44:52,002 I'm a high school dropout. 3008 01:44:52,045 --> 01:44:54,570 I work at a fast food joint. 3009 01:44:55,701 --> 01:44:56,920 I live with my mom. 3010 01:44:57,834 --> 01:44:59,531 And I take the bus. 3011 01:44:59,575 --> 01:45:01,838 But I would love... 3012 01:45:01,881 --> 01:45:04,362 I would absolutely love it... 3013 01:45:06,277 --> 01:45:08,975 ...if you would let me take you on a date. 3014 01:45:11,238 --> 01:45:13,632 Nice to meet you, Teddy Walker. 3015 01:45:13,676 --> 01:45:16,809 [chuckling] 3016 01:45:16,853 --> 01:45:19,203 I'd like that. 3017 01:45:19,246 --> 01:45:21,292 You're gonna have to pay for everything 3018 01:45:21,336 --> 01:45:23,512 because I... I don't have any money. 3019 01:45:23,555 --> 01:45:24,861 Oh, I figured. 3020 01:45:24,904 --> 01:45:26,950 I mean, like, no money. 3021 01:45:26,993 --> 01:45:28,038 I got you. 3022 01:45:28,081 --> 01:45:29,126 [both chuckle] 3023 01:45:29,169 --> 01:45:31,781 THERESA: Let's do a photo. 3024 01:45:31,824 --> 01:45:33,173 Night school photo. 3025 01:45:33,217 --> 01:45:34,392 "GED" on three. You ready? 3026 01:45:34,436 --> 01:45:37,090 -"GED" on three. -One, two, three. 3027 01:45:37,134 --> 01:45:39,484 -ALL: GED! -[camera clicks] 3028 01:45:39,528 --> 01:45:41,443 ♪ 3029 01:45:52,236 --> 01:45:57,023 ♪ Huh! Hey ya 3030 01:45:57,067 --> 01:45:59,722 -♪ Hey ya... -STEWART: Hey! Hey! Hey! 3031 01:45:59,765 --> 01:46:01,114 -[music stops] -Hey, hey, hey! 3032 01:46:01,158 --> 01:46:02,986 What is going on? 3033 01:46:03,029 --> 01:46:05,162 It's turn-up time, Stewart. 3034 01:46:05,205 --> 01:46:06,859 Well, this... 3035 01:46:06,903 --> 01:46:09,384 -is my house. -Prove it. 3036 01:46:09,427 --> 01:46:11,864 -♪ One, two, three, uh! -[grunting rhythmically] 3037 01:46:11,908 --> 01:46:15,215 [crowd shouting excitedly] 3038 01:46:15,259 --> 01:46:17,609 ♪ Shake it, shake-shake it, shake it ♪ 3039 01:46:17,653 --> 01:46:19,524 -♪ Oh, oh -♪ Shake it, shake it 3040 01:46:19,568 --> 01:46:21,439 ♪ Shake it, shake it, shake it ♪ 3041 01:46:21,483 --> 01:46:24,181 ♪ Shake it like a Polaroid picture ♪ 3042 01:46:24,224 --> 01:46:25,617 ♪ All right, all right, all right ♪ 3043 01:46:25,661 --> 01:46:27,271 ♪ All right, all right, all right, all right ♪ 3044 01:46:27,314 --> 01:46:28,620 ♪ All right, all right, all right ♪ 3045 01:46:28,664 --> 01:46:30,448 ♪ All right, all right, all right, all right ♪ 3046 01:46:30,492 --> 01:46:31,493 ♪ Oh, oh 3047 01:46:31,536 --> 01:46:33,538 -♪ I... -♪ Here we go. 3048 01:46:37,499 --> 01:46:39,457 ♪ 3049 01:46:42,155 --> 01:46:44,462 ♪ Pat yourself on the back 3050 01:46:44,506 --> 01:46:47,117 -♪ You just did that -♪ Hey♪ 3051 01:46:47,160 --> 01:46:48,814 ♪ Pat yourself on the back 'cause ♪ 3052 01:46:48,858 --> 01:46:52,122 -♪ On the back♪ -♪ You just did that 3053 01:46:52,165 --> 01:46:54,429 ♪ You just graduated 3054 01:46:54,472 --> 01:46:57,214 ♪ You need a vacation 3055 01:46:57,257 --> 01:46:59,172 ♪ Thanks for all your patience ♪ 3056 01:46:59,216 --> 01:47:00,609 ♪ Hands up 'cause we made it 3057 01:47:00,652 --> 01:47:02,219 -♪ Hands up♪ -♪ Everyone go 3058 01:47:02,262 --> 01:47:03,655 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3059 01:47:03,699 --> 01:47:04,961 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh 3060 01:47:05,004 --> 01:47:06,136 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3061 01:47:06,179 --> 01:47:07,267 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh 3062 01:47:07,311 --> 01:47:08,747 ♪ You just graduated 3063 01:47:08,791 --> 01:47:10,967 ♪ Put your hands up 'cause you made it ♪ 3064 01:47:11,010 --> 01:47:12,098 ♪ Hands up♪ 3065 01:47:12,142 --> 01:47:13,796 ♪ First in the fam, I made it 3066 01:47:13,839 --> 01:47:15,624 -♪ First♪ - First in the fam graduatin' ♪ 3067 01:47:15,667 --> 01:47:17,495 -♪ First♪ -♪ Put a lot of time in 3068 01:47:17,539 --> 01:47:19,149 -♪ I almost failed it -♪ Failed it♪ 3069 01:47:19,192 --> 01:47:20,977 ♪ I'm talkin' bad, bad grades, you couldn't save me ♪ 3070 01:47:21,020 --> 01:47:22,239 -♪ Bad, bad♪ -♪ Middle finger 3071 01:47:22,282 --> 01:47:23,806 ♪ Every teacher tried to play me ♪ 3072 01:47:23,849 --> 01:47:25,372 -♪ "F" you♪ -♪ Now I'm on their playlist 3073 01:47:25,416 --> 01:47:26,722 -♪ Yeah, they play me -♪ Ah♪ 3074 01:47:26,765 --> 01:47:28,419 ♪ Mama said it wasn't crazy, didn't faze me ♪ 3075 01:47:28,463 --> 01:47:29,855 -♪ At all♪ -♪ You want a class reunion 3076 01:47:29,899 --> 01:47:31,509 -♪ Now you gotta pay me -♪ Check♪ 3077 01:47:31,553 --> 01:47:33,250 ♪ I know my whole alma mater probably hate me ♪ 3078 01:47:33,293 --> 01:47:34,860 -♪ So?♪ -♪ I was the class clown 3079 01:47:34,904 --> 01:47:36,383 ♪ Now I flex Grammys 3080 01:47:36,427 --> 01:47:38,516 ♪ They all pregnant, shit, I'm flyin' on a Bentley ♪ 3081 01:47:38,560 --> 01:47:40,039 ♪ And when you picked 'em, bitch ♪ 3082 01:47:40,083 --> 01:47:41,388 -♪ You should've picked me -♪ That♪ 3083 01:47:41,432 --> 01:47:43,956 ♪ Hey, you just graduated 3084 01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:46,350 ♪ You need a vacation 3085 01:47:46,393 --> 01:47:48,613 ♪ Thanks for all your patience ♪ 3086 01:47:48,657 --> 01:47:50,354 ♪ Hands up 'cause we made it 3087 01:47:50,397 --> 01:47:51,877 -♪ One, two, hands up♪ -♪ Everyone go 3088 01:47:51,921 --> 01:47:53,313 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3089 01:47:54,227 --> 01:47:55,402 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3090 01:47:55,446 --> 01:47:56,839 ♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh 3091 01:47:56,882 --> 01:47:58,362 ♪ You just graduated 3092 01:47:58,405 --> 01:48:00,016 ♪ Put your hands up 'cause you made it ♪ 3093 01:48:00,059 --> 01:48:01,844 -♪ Hands up♪ - When I walk across the stage ♪ 3094 01:48:01,887 --> 01:48:03,410 -♪ I ain't lookin' back -♪ Lookin' back♪ 3095 01:48:03,454 --> 01:48:04,934 ♪ When I walk through that door ♪ 3096 01:48:04,977 --> 01:48:06,326 -♪ I ain't comin' back -♪ Comin' back♪ 3097 01:48:06,370 --> 01:48:08,067 ♪ Take my cap and gown off, then I throw my hat ♪ 3098 01:48:08,111 --> 01:48:09,678 -♪ Whoo!♪ -♪ Pat my dawg on the back 3099 01:48:09,721 --> 01:48:11,462 -♪ 'Cause he did that -♪ My dawg♪ 3100 01:48:11,506 --> 01:48:13,203 ♪ Kiss my crush in the mouth 'cause it's 'bout time ♪ 3101 01:48:13,246 --> 01:48:15,553 ♪ I hope you're all about your money, 'cause I'm 'bout mine ♪ 3102 01:48:15,597 --> 01:48:17,120 -♪ Check♪ -♪ I'm-a miss homecoming 3103 01:48:17,163 --> 01:48:18,817 -♪ Miss spring break -♪ Spring break♪ 3104 01:48:18,861 --> 01:48:20,863 ♪ Please don't try to be my friend, 'cause it's too late ♪ 3105 01:48:20,906 --> 01:48:22,734 ♪ You think I'm-a let you play me like a dumb-ass? ♪ 3106 01:48:22,778 --> 01:48:24,606 -♪ Never♪ - I learned how to count a check ♪ 3107 01:48:24,649 --> 01:48:25,911 -♪ Up in math class -♪ Clever♪ 3108 01:48:25,955 --> 01:48:27,783 ♪ I learned unprotected sex ain't so bad ♪ 3109 01:48:27,826 --> 01:48:29,611 -♪ Mmm♪ - I had friends that passed out ♪ 3110 01:48:29,654 --> 01:48:31,308 ♪ Some didn't pass, thank God 3111 01:48:31,351 --> 01:48:33,397 ♪ You just graduated 3112 01:48:33,440 --> 01:48:35,704 ♪ You need a vacation 3113 01:48:35,747 --> 01:48:38,228 ♪ Thanks for all your patience ♪ 3114 01:48:38,271 --> 01:48:39,751 ♪ Hands up 'cause we made it 3115 01:48:39,795 --> 01:48:41,361 -♪ Hands up, hands up♪ -♪ Everyone go 3116 01:48:41,405 --> 01:48:42,449 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3117 01:48:42,493 --> 01:48:43,799 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 3118 01:48:43,842 --> 01:48:44,887 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3119 01:48:44,930 --> 01:48:46,236 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 3120 01:48:46,279 --> 01:48:47,759 ♪ You just graduated 3121 01:48:47,803 --> 01:48:49,805 ♪ Put your hands up 'cause you made it ♪ 3122 01:48:49,848 --> 01:48:51,241 -♪ Hands up♪ -♪ Everyone go 3123 01:48:51,284 --> 01:48:52,372 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3124 01:48:52,416 --> 01:48:53,417 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 3125 01:48:53,460 --> 01:48:54,505 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3126 01:48:54,549 --> 01:48:55,941 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 3127 01:48:55,985 --> 01:48:58,161 ♪ You just graduated 3128 01:48:58,204 --> 01:49:00,119 ♪ Thank you for your patience 3129 01:49:00,163 --> 01:49:01,164 ♪ Everyone go 3130 01:49:01,207 --> 01:49:02,382 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3131 01:49:02,426 --> 01:49:03,601 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 3132 01:49:03,645 --> 01:49:04,907 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3133 01:49:04,950 --> 01:49:06,169 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 3134 01:49:06,212 --> 01:49:07,823 ♪ You just graduated 3135 01:49:07,866 --> 01:49:09,912 ♪ Put your hands up 'cause you made it ♪ 3136 01:49:09,955 --> 01:49:12,131 -♪ Hands up♪ -♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3137 01:49:12,175 --> 01:49:13,393 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 3138 01:49:13,437 --> 01:49:14,960 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3139 01:49:15,004 --> 01:49:16,179 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 3140 01:49:16,222 --> 01:49:18,094 ♪ You just graduated 3141 01:49:18,137 --> 01:49:19,748 ♪ Thank you for your patience 3142 01:49:19,791 --> 01:49:20,792 ♪ Everyone go 3143 01:49:20,836 --> 01:49:22,228 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3144 01:49:22,272 --> 01:49:23,447 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 3145 01:49:23,490 --> 01:49:24,622 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh 3146 01:49:24,666 --> 01:49:26,102 ♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 3147 01:49:26,145 --> 01:49:27,625 ♪ You just graduated 3148 01:49:27,669 --> 01:49:29,888 ♪ Put your hands up 'cause you made it ♪ 3149 01:49:29,932 --> 01:49:31,498 ♪ Hands up. 3150 01:49:32,935 --> 01:49:36,895 ♪ Nobody's ever, ever gonna stop el sueño ♪ 3151 01:49:36,939 --> 01:49:38,897 ♪ Ah, ah, ah♪ 3152 01:49:38,941 --> 01:49:42,553 ♪ No desert, no snake gonna take me down ♪ 3153 01:49:42,597 --> 01:49:45,556 ♪ Take me down, no way♪ 3154 01:49:45,600 --> 01:49:49,516 ♪ Nobody's ever, ever gonna stop el sueño ♪ 3155 01:49:49,560 --> 01:49:51,736 ♪ Ah, ah, ah♪ 3156 01:49:51,780 --> 01:49:55,261 ♪ I'm always gonna find the strength to survive ♪ 3157 01:49:55,305 --> 01:49:58,090 ♪ To survive♪ 3158 01:49:58,134 --> 01:50:01,137 ♪ El sueño, el sueño 3159 01:50:01,180 --> 01:50:06,098 ♪ El sueño, el sueño, el sueño ♪ 3160 01:50:06,142 --> 01:50:10,276 ♪ I'm living the dream 3161 01:50:10,320 --> 01:50:12,801 ♪ Out here busy gettin' money 3162 01:50:12,844 --> 01:50:15,804 ♪ I got two bad ... countin' for me ♪ 3163 01:50:15,847 --> 01:50:18,023 ♪ I want a seven-digit house on the hill ♪ 3164 01:50:18,067 --> 01:50:20,678 -♪ I'm-a do it good! -♪ This is my dream 3165 01:50:20,722 --> 01:50:22,462 ♪ You know I keep it trill 3166 01:50:22,506 --> 01:50:24,682 ♪ They call me Young Coconut, I'm en la playa ♪ 3167 01:50:24,726 --> 01:50:26,771 -♪ Playa! -♪ Don't get it twisted 3168 01:50:26,815 --> 01:50:29,208 -♪ 'Cause I'm never gonna retire ♪ - Oh, hell no! ♪ 3169 01:50:29,252 --> 01:50:31,994 ♪ I Uber in these streets, I'm wildin' with my peeps ♪ 3170 01:50:32,037 --> 01:50:33,560 ♪ I got a stripper on my seat 3171 01:50:33,604 --> 01:50:35,475 ♪ 'Cause she know Jay brought that beat ♪ 3172 01:50:35,519 --> 01:50:36,781 ♪ El sueño 3173 01:50:36,825 --> 01:50:40,480 ♪ Nobody's ever, ever gonna stop el sueño ♪ 3174 01:50:40,524 --> 01:50:42,439 ♪ Ah, ah, ah♪ 3175 01:50:42,482 --> 01:50:45,660 ♪ No desert, no snake gonna take me down ♪ 3176 01:50:45,703 --> 01:50:48,575 ♪ Take me down, no way♪ 3177 01:50:48,619 --> 01:50:52,928 ♪ Nobody's ever, ever gonna stop el sueño ♪ 3178 01:50:52,971 --> 01:50:54,930 ♪ Ah, ah, ah♪ 3179 01:50:54,973 --> 01:50:59,456 ♪ I'm always gonna find the strength to survive ♪ 3180 01:51:01,066 --> 01:51:03,460 ♪ !¡El sueño! ♪ 3181 01:51:03,460 --> 01:51:08,460 DOWNLOADED FROM WWW.AWAFIM.TV 3182 01:51:03,460 --> 01:51:13,460 For latest movies and series with subtitles Visit WWW.AWAFIM.TV Today